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Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
3/28 vs. DET (W, 8-5 (10)): Sax
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 310 of 310suchon getting angry on dodgertalk.
My hopes are reduced to I better get the opportunity to sue the team for something on Friday night. I want my playoff ticket money back from Frank and Jaime. Maybe I'll be sexually assaulted by an usher or find a scrap of Manny dreadlock in my Dodger Dog.
I'm not listening Nic, could you fill me in? What has Suchon so mad?
he got very defensive because a caller said the dodgers are playing like they dont care because of the management situation.
suchon acting every bit the house man tonight. sometimes he needs to call a spade a spade.
Yeah, that's why they stink. It has nothing to do with dwindling hopes or a questionable ownership future. No, it's because Larry, Bob and Joe are just so darn mean.
At least the Yankmes lost today. That's somethin'.
bastard giants fan on dodgertalk.
Are you kidding Nic? A Dodgertalk troll?
What's he saying? (Assume it's a he)
@Nic
Ryan is a beast. The guy last year was pretty unstoppable. Health. Pray he can stay healthy. He should be okay with the touches in San Diego.
just that he loves how we are suckins, the fans suck (leave early, beach balls, arrive late)
now we have a philly fan on here saying that the phils are going to the world series but he loves kuo and broxton.
Well, I agree re the beach balls. Mark it.
i just think its stupid for the jints fan to make fun of beach balls when there is a fucking dot race or shell game every half inning at ATT park.
I FUCKING STUMPED MSTI
MSTI: "It was a good throw, but I'm leaning towards "TOOTBLAN". Melky wasn't in good position and he still had Theriot out by 10 feet."
ME: "But if Bowa sent him, what can he do, besides run really fast?"
MSTI: "Fair. But, be faster."
MSTI on his blog after someone calls it a TOOTBLAN: "I mentioned that on Twitter, and the response was that Bowa sent him. I didn’t really have a good reply to that."
last three callers on dodgertalk where a giants fan, and phillies fan, and a braves fan sympathizing with the dodgers.
nice.
30 minutes for lee.
turns out the illness is a compulsive need to bitch about everything.
@chadmoriyama Just blasted his own readership in a Tweet. God I hate these [some words I can't say on here].
Giants fans proudly don Panda hats on their heads and have more merchandise with Dodgerd and LA on it than the Giants logo.
I not one for gimmicky sitcoms, but this "Shit My Dad Says" show looks very funny.
twitter rumors has the Z Lee offer at 4 mill. Just a rumor but man that is a lot if true.
how can you not love a sitcom based off a twitter account?
I just have a bad history when it comes to shows based on random as shit. Like Cavemen. Or Drew Carey's Green Screen show.
*ass
So I guess the predictions hold true. There WAS more carnage on the gamethread than there was in the AC today.
i cant wait for this to be over, LSU are idiots.
so many pleading for a 3rd string QB to stay.
If you guys need a good distraction I have a contest.
Describe in five words or less what you see at 2.19-2.20 on this video. If you blink you miss it.
http://tinyurl.com/24f59da
nipple?
Can you imagine if Sax went on Twitter and talked about what fools Sons readers were?
You're a POS, Moriyama.
moriyama is a twitter dominatrix.
Great. Now I'm imagining Patton Oswalt in S&M gear. Thanks a lot.
twitter just went completely silent on Lee for the past few minutes.
spooky.
lee just signed with the dodgers tweets starting to pop up
now several more, its like wild fire. still not verified.
I need distractions. Dodgers depress me.
The real question is if Lee will go with both LSU and the Dodgers.
alright looking like its a done deal.
FUCK YEAH
LSU's Lee Signs With Dodgers
LSU coach Les Miles confirmed late Monday night that freshman quarterback Zach Lee signed a contract with the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Details of the contract were not immediately available.
“This was a very personal decision for Zach and his family,” Miles said. “This opportunity was just too difficult to pass up. We wish Zach and his family the very best. He’s an outstanding young man and we hope he develops into a great Major League pitcher.”
Lee was the 28th overall pick in the 2010 Major League Baseball Draft over the summer.
We got a LEE!!!!
^ http://lsufootball.posterous.com/lsus-lee-signs-with-dodgers
Dylan Hernandez says it, so it must be true.
FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this guy is going to kick ass. (in like five years)
MY GOD STEVE MASON WAS RIGHT
Considering it's the dodgers we are talking about, I'll wait until he is in uniform before I get excited
McCourt just made it rain. (probably defered rain but who cares)
NOT COMPLETELY BROKE!!
NOT COMPLETELY BROKE!!
NOT COMPLETELY BROKE!!
NOT COMPLETELY BROKE!!
I'm stunned at how well the entire GM staff foresaw everything falling into place, like Lee being stuck at third on the depth chart at LSU until 2012.
Now we can trade this kid away for a rent a vet to get us over the hump this season.
Making it rain indeed
RT @kengurnick: Lee got $5.25 million over five years.
holy shit that is quite a rain cloud.
Eminem was right. Money does by crazy-ass happiness.
*buy
McCourt just spent 5.25Mil on a pitcher, but the good PR will be priceless.
Oh, if Frank would have just spent that money on a SP to begin the season.
Sorry, sorry, back to being happy about this.
he did DB, Padilla 5 mil. haha.
That amount of excitement over a draft pick actually made me a little more sad abount this season. Not anything against the kid, just "we might suck and be almost broke, but we're not TOTALLY screwed!" isn't all that inspiring.
Don't mess with me, Nic, I'm fragile right now.
So i want a Matt Kemp bobblehead doll as much as I want a Bud Light lime.
Local kid Austin Wilson does not sign with Cardinals. Also, Padres cannot sign their first-rounder.
Pfff, have fun with your division title Pads, the dodgers are over here burning money on unknown players!!
suck it!!
Is that football stadium up at the ravine Frank? You know the one you jacked up the prices to build? Or did it go to build all those little league baseball parks?
What the fuck happened in that game (not that I care)?
I was listening and they led 3-1. I go in, watch rbnIII at her basketball practice, and come out to a 4-3 loss.
Did Brox come in again?
PAINS me that Zach Cox from UofA Fayetteville Diamond Hogs was drafted and now signed by those god-forsaken Shards.
Ok, I'm done being a little bitch. Congrats to the front office for getting the deal done.
Good job conforming Mr. C.
You wouldn't want to get you LA (dodgers) privileges revoked.
@Nic
We get privileges?
Why wasn't I previously informed?
Lee quit football, per Steve Henderson. No baseball-by-summer/football-by-fall contract.
*Henson, dammit
nice, even better. thats probably why the deal was so high.
Zach Lee just leapfrogged Scott Pilgrim on LA TT's
In an upset, Dodgers sign Zach Lee
Steve Henson
By Steve Henson, Yahoo! Sports 34 minutes ago
The supposedly unsignable player, drafted by the team that supposedly didn’t want to sign him, signed Monday night. Zach Lee won’t play quarterback for LSU and will pitch for the Los Angeles Dodgers, agreeing to a contract worth $5.25 million over five years.
More From Steve Henson
Lee fell to the Dodgers at No. 28 in the first round of the June draft because of signability concerns. When the Dodgers didn’t contact him all summer, many observers concluded that financially strapped owner Frank McCourt had no intention of offering a lucrative contract and would take advantage of a compensation rule that would have given the Dodgers the No. 29 pick in the 2011 draft.
But the Dodgers’ strategy all along was to remain low-key until the last minute, then spring an offer on Lee that dwarfed the $1.2 million slot amount for a 28th overall pick. Lee, 18, had come to realize that the soonest he could compete for a starting job at LSU would be 2012. No college quarterback had ever become a successful major league pitcher, so turning down the Dodgers’ offer now could have meant an end to any dream he had of becoming one.
The signing bonus is by far the largest the Dodgers have ever paid. The previous high was $2.3 million in 2006 to Clayton Kershaw(notes), who like Lee is a flame-throwing high school pitcher from Texas.
ala G. Marks I would never trust an organization that allows me to be a member.
Mr. C!
I figured you were either being a little bitch or still lying in the tub with your dog next to you, I Am Legend-style.
So wait, is a major-league deal what I think it is? Players go straight to the bigs?
Lee will be our Ryan Mathews!!
Can he play tomorrow?
@dusty
"I Am Legend" style... No.
"Big Lebowski" style... Maybe.
Sans the marmot, though.
Good signing tracker here: http://tinyurl.com/2e4opd8
i would imagine he has to be better than at least one of the guys in the bullpen.
Hilarious, from official Nats twitter feed:
http://twitpic.com/2fi4wo - Nationals GM Mike Rizzo just whip creamed in the face by President Stan Kasten.
i would imagine that I have to be better than at least one of the guys in the bullpen.
the dodgers twitter feed just had a pic of McCourt putting up our world championship trophies on Ebay to pay for Lee.
@Nic
Maybe the Jints can successfully bid on one of those trophies...so they'll have one!
and Tommy is being sold to the French to make high grade soap.
I like how Sax did a drive-by in the AC today then sped off to his hideout in order to plot his next move.
Dodgers already have an email out re the Lee signing:
"
Dodgers sign first-round pick Zach Lee
August 17, 2010 – The Los Angeles Dodgers signed right-handed pitcher Zach Lee, their first-round pick (28th overall) out of McKinney (Texas) High School, pending a physical.
Lee, a 6-foot-4, 195-pounder will leave Louisiana State University, where he was enrolled as a quarterback, and focus solely on baseball.
Earlier today, the Dodgers signed 11th-round selection Joc Pederson and 26th-round pick Scott Schebler to give them a total of 30 of their 50 selections from the 2010 First-Year Player Draft, including nine of their top 10 selections and 13 of their top 15."
WE SIGNED ZACH GALIFIANAKIS? I LOVE THAT GUY!
Zach Lee gets top billing on Latimes.com, Gay Marriage pushback gets second banana. Suck it gay marriage.
(Not a negative view on gay marriage, just a harmless comment so please dont jump all over me.)
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS IS THE FUTURE OF THIS ORGANIZATION!
I played with Galifinakis a while back, weird when i see him in movies now.
That is pretty interesting, editorially speaking, Nic.
5.25 million dollars?!
HONEY, WAKE THE BABY! WE GOTTA WORK ON HIS MECHANICS!!!
If he's as good a pitcher as host of SNL, then we've a multiple Cy Young winner.
"I'm Greek, this isn't a beard, it's just part of my eyebrow."
tie down his right arm and force him to be a lefty josh!!
Make sure you teach him a good changeup, Josh. See way too much fastball, curveball guys around here.
@NicJ: Agreed.
Oops. That was to some comment about the lack of PGT's.
Nic, his left hand actually seems dominant already. His mom and I are both righties (even though I bat left, oddly enough) but his aunt and uncle are both lefties.
there is money in that thar baby, josh.
Hopefully he wont beat you up in the family lounge after a game when he gets older.
baseball tonight laughing at the dodgers, fuck them.
Fuck you and your rug Steve Berthiaume!!!
I look forward to tomorrow to see just what kind of reaction ensues as a result of this.
Pretty respectable +300 comments for a Monday night after a devastating loss.
we lost tonight? i thought the game was called in the 8th and we won.
So when do the Yanks come to town?
We should draft this Jeter kid I keep hearing so much about.
So the leader for my new jersey contest is Lee?! Second is Robin Ventura
Looking back at old AC threads from last year. There's some funny shit in there.
At one point I said this:
Would someone end this so Neeebs can ditch his effeminate scarecrow/skeleton thingy avatar and go back to something more Spock-ish?
Good article re America's oldest ballpark:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/17/sports/baseball/17field.html?_r=1&hp
@Mr LASF I love how you own MSTI.I have nothing agaisnt him,I think he's a funny guy (whether it's intentional or not)
@Dusty Baker I think the Sons deeply enjoy our high levels of dorkyness and sillyness, that's why Sax or either of them will ever blast their readers.
I gave up on sitcoms a while ago,but this show based on @s*&%mydadsays has my expectatives very high.
The Dodgers will be fine after the All-Star break. . .of 2014.
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