Ted Lilly (3-8, 3.69) vs. Mat Latos (11-4, 2.45).
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COMMENTS: Have you ever seen a melting glacier? I'm told it's breathtaking. The beginning isn't easy to discern; maybe a few shards of ice breaking off here and there. But then larger chunks begin to plummet to the ocean, and then you become aware of a low thrum — the sound of a large implosion. Then slowly but surely the entire facade begins to crumble, and the structure of the thing becomes unstable. By now huge pieces are falling off in a deafening roar. And before you know it, you're looking at a once-majestic figure that's a mere shadow of its former self.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 296 of 296Too be fair guys, Martin did fuck up his leg a little earlier in the game.
Naw, fuck fair. That motherfucker needs to hustle his ass down the line.
GA was a DECOY!
Brilliant!!!
Ha! Joke's on us.
Still Belli's not much better.
Wouldn't ANYONE want to pitch to GAARP?
Oh, it was a bait and switch for Belly2.
I'd still prefer Lilly.
At least GAARP is still good for that purpose.
@Dusty Baker awwwwww,thanks.Changed it because you agreed, however I'll be changing avatars 'till the Dodgers starts winning again, I have a list of previous successful ones.
SHOULDER GNOME!!!
I wish Belly would get on a roll. That would be nice.
We want GAARP!
Wait, the decoy was about as effective as the real thing!
That was totally worth pulling Lilly for.
At least GAARP would've flied out to right.
@Mr LA SF, don't mind if I use that for the PGT. Thank you!
Legen....
wait for it...
especially if you're Latos-intolerant...
DAIRY
Yeah that was worth taking Lilly out.
@Paul 9:08: Oh, Belly is indeed on a roll. Or two. Or three.
if the bullpen goes on to blow this game just because Joe Torre wanted to use one of his crappy benchmen with a man on first im going to...
Never mind, i dont even really care anymore.
Let's go sudden rainstorm!
Wait a minute.
If we beat the Padres, we HELP the Giants.
That changes everything.
Ethier just came up the dugout steps while Lilly was walking down. Dre shot a look like "Who the fuck are you?"
AHAHAHAHA THE GIANTS ARE ROOTING FOR US AHAHAHAHA WHO'S THE REAL WINNER NOW HUH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(returns to fetal position)
I still can't believe they switched pitchers just for GAARP
Kuo looks sharp.
Lilly maybe soy sorry the Dodgers are latos-intollerant
*Blogger burp*
I'm guessing Martin really did hurt his leg since Ausmus is in now. No matter, at least we have some depth at catcher in the min-
oh wait.
Jansen can be back up catcher, he sure aint pitching very often.
Torre seems to managing in panic mode ever since the break. Well he needs to be now.
Stubborn dumbass probably hurt himself worse staying in the game. Earlier, his knee clearly buckled when he caught a third strike and he got up to throw it back.
Headley
38K in attendance. Right.
If the offense was impotent before, wait until Ellis becomes the everyday starter. At least it will give the team a glimpse at what the team would be like without Martin.
if you are hitting that poorly on the right hand side are you really even a switch hitter?
It's Head-ly, not Head-dy.
Martin needs to find his penguin and slide.
If there are 38,886 in attendance, Sasquatch exists.
lamar
Josh S, the Ted Lily gag was yours, right, just want to attribute correctly...
Time to eat some Taco Bell, fellas. You need the runs.
Well looks like we need to rebuild this team
around Kuo and Lilly.
Yah, that was mine.
rbn: Don't remind me. Steiner makes that joke every. single. time. they play the Pads.
In the words of FB "Dont stop relievin"
martin has 24 RBI in 328 AB.
Ellis has 8 RBI in 49.
and the margin was actually a lot closer at the time ellis left.
Martin does score a lot more runs, but he also hit leadoff for a bit.
How pissed is Lilly that he still has to rely on Theriot for run support?
what is the crowd chanting?
Alright. Let's get this over with.
Vin: "And now it's that time..."
The time when we cry, cuss, and drink a lot?
Josh,
I suppose I could go to the Slim Whitman quotes.
"Somebody go back and get me a shitload of dimes."
Might be appropriate right now.
Bubba don't blow it.
This umpire's zone is like a sosg off day puzzle.
*covers eyes*
Fasten your seat belts, boys and girls.
it starts.
I think everyone knows broxton is going to throw a fastball.
Here we go (said in a depressed way).
Broxton's fastball is flatter than a coors light.
Le sigh.
Here we go.
Just throw, Fatman.
Mommy, can we leave the light on? I'm scared.
Get this goddamned win so I can take off my tie and shoes.
DB, if we blow it you can just hang yourself with the tie.
arrrrrgh.
Let's knock off the Iron Man riff until the dominance comes back.
Let's get this win so I can take of my pants and jacket.
Sorry, just had to.
no iron man guitar riff on productive outs please!
Another mistake.
Would it kill Torre to use a standard infield just once against AGon? Just once?
It even sounds like they're playing Iron Man half-assed.
First pitch miss every time.
are we seriously pitching to get to Ludwick??!!??
Torre you fool.
This does not bode well.
Ludwick? Oh balls.
I really wanted a 123 inning.
I can't watch
@Paul
You will get a 123 inning. The Pod Rays started with 1, then they'll get another, then another.
Doesn't Torre know that Ludwick cannot die? He's like Doomsday, always coming back stronger.
UP JUMPS THE FUCKING DEVIL!!!
OH THANK CHRIST!
Paul, the 123 will come in the bottom half of the inning.
Or not.
Up jumps the devil!
Ho-lee crap. We won?
OH YEAH!!!!!
GEDP?????
What do we do now??
WE MAKE PARTY!
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Thank goodness the devil jumped up for us this time...
I don't know how to feel just now.
RANDY NEWMAN FINALLY GETS A MOTHERFUCKING LICENSING CHECK!!!!!!
awesome
We make party??!? Well we don't make tears!!!
PANTS OFF!!
still only scored two runs.
PGT up! WE WIN!!!!
Randy was probably thinking his beer money dried up until Laker season the way things have been going...
I can't remember how to...how you say...make party.
Thank goodness the devil jumped up for us this time...
Karina might want to put Ted Lilly on her shoulder.
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