Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Elin Nordegren Is Officially On The Market Again

Great news, gents! From ESPN, Elin Nordegren is now free and on the prowl:

Tiger Woods and his Swedish-born wife officially divorced Monday, nine months after his middle-of-the night car crash outside their home set off shocking revelations that the world's most famous athlete had been cheating on her through multiple affairs.

"We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future," Woods and Elin Nordegren said in a joint statement released by their lawyers.

And as per Yahoo! Sports:

No terms were released. Elin likely will receive a nine-figure sum, although probably less than the eye-popping $750 million that some reports predicted. In exchange, she almost certainly has agreed to a non-disclosure clause that prohibits comments, interviews, books and any other detailing of Tiger’s personal life.

Beautiful, single, and now $750M richer? Please call me, Elin. (310) SAX-SOSG.

photo #1: Ezra Shaw / Getty Images

18 comments:

rbnlaw said...

Now I see why Tiger was running with the skanks. Elin is dog ugly.

/sarcasm

"Running with the skanks" does not refer to the annual festival in Paruhmp, NV.

Mr. Customer said...

I though that was "The Running of the Skinks"

Eric Karros said...

Come on Frank, you are so all over this bro.

rbnlaw said...

EK,
If he is, he'll have enough to keep the Dodgers. . .oh wait. . .send Mark Cuban Elin's number.

Breaking news: White Sox to claim Manny off waivers.

Breaking news: rbn refuses to hold breath waiting for that to happen.

Neeebs said...

Ms. Mexico > Elin Nordegren

Josh S. said...

Aren't the bikini pics her twin sister? (Not that having an identically hot twin sister is a check in the minus column or anything.)

Josh S. said...

Anyone call the number yet?

Steve Sax said...

Just called. It's a guy named David.

Josh S. said...

Did you tell him to expect a call from Elin Nordegren?

Meaniebreanie said...

@RB - Cuban is married although he would probably call Elin anyway. His wife Tiffany and I have a mutual friend. She lunched with us and seems very grounded, sweet, and somewhat reserved. Totally unlike him.

MR. F said...

Why would you have to cheat on that?

Spanky said...

I'm in LuV!

Dusty Baker said...

I thought your number was 867-5309?

Small Sample Size said...

@ Dusty

My brother called me at work the other day with his new cell number...

He told me it 867 fifty three 0 nine.

I fell for it. For about 5 seconds anyway!

You excited about AA baseball tonight?

rbnlaw said...

Elin's real name is Jenny?

MB,
If that's the case, we need to find another eligible almost rich bachelor.

Dusty Baker said...

@SSS

Definitely excited. Fixin' to head to some nearby pubs to get my Double A ball watching mood on.

Clothing status: Red t-shirt that says "Arkansas Baseball" and has a small Hog on it. Washington Nationals cap.

Spanky said...

Still in LuV!

Small Sample Size said...

@ Dusty

I see "The Flying Saucer" in your future....