Wednesday, August 11, 2010

The Assassins' Circle Returns!

UPDATE (2:46pm PT): New rule: no alliances/side-deals (i.e., agreeing with your stalker that he won't kill you if you protect him...or something thereof. I take nothing away from FB/rbnlaw for using that to their benefit last year...but not this year. We shall dub this the FBrbn (pronounced "Faberuben") rule.

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As many of you deduced, yesterday's "white space" post (select the whitespace to see the hidden image) marked the return of "The Assassins' Circle," one of SoSG's more popular competitions which turned normally gregarious, intelligent, fun-loving Dodger fans into cold-hearted killers gunning for one another.

Here are some of the comment highlights from last year:

  • "I hope you feel better :(" - karina, moments after killing Wicks
  • "The view from the bell tower is awesome" - rbnlaw
  • "I could kill you but i wouldn't hurt you" - karina, taunting her prey Paul
  • "Can I sprint from behind the UPS van to the industrial park while Quad is at lunch?" - Mr Customer
  • "I know what a French solider feels like now." - Dusty Baker
  • "My first kill made me nervous." - Dr. Geek.
  • "Do it, FB. DO IT NOW!!!!" - EK, long since out of the game but urging another to kill just so he can watch.

In the end, it was Fred's Brim emerging from the bloodshed as the last man standing. How long will he last this year?

Here's this year's starting circle:

(click image to enlarge)

For the newcomers to the game, or for those that need a refresher, here are the rules.

I think we closed most of the major loopholes last year (Dr Geek, anyone?), and if it still seems a bit hazy to the newcomers, it will become self-explanatory after the first round or two. Any questions let us know. FYI this thread will also serve as the safe harbor conversation thread once the game begins.

The game starts tomorrow with the first Kill Thread to be posted tomorrow, 9am PT!

230 comments:

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MeanieBreanie said...

Mr. C - why worry what others think? They may think that you're an asshole anyway (which btw, I don't).

MR.F said...

Can I join you, Mr. C?

Nostradamus said...

I fear no man. Karina, on the other hand...

Nostradamus said...

@MB

I'm not worried, I just wanted a snap judgment. As for thinking I'm not a right bastard... give me a chance! I'm sure I can change your mind once you get to know me better.

Kyle Baker said...

I can attest to Mr. C being a right bastard.

That's why we like him!

karina said...

@Mr C I'm going to get you,sooner or later.

MeanieBreanie said...

Mr. C - No need to prove yourself. I have a lifelong track record of loving bastards. My friends can attest to this.

karina said...

@Meaniebreanie you're pure hot stuff.Tip of the hat for you.

spank said...

"sitting behind a mountain of Yayo all bright eyed and bushy tailed"

Nostradamus said...

So. we wait.

Nostradamus said...

Also, EK's chart is dyslexic.

rbnlaw said...

Good day to die, eh Mr. C?

Josh S. said...

@Mr. C: I thought so! What do you expect from a guy who thinks numbers are letters?

#willneverletthatgo
#eventhoughIstillsolvedthepuzzle

rbnlaw said...

I might go Dr. Laura on the AC thread as a distraction, then resign to regain my freedom of speech.

Whatever that means.

Nostradamus said...

@rbn

Once more into the breach.

Nostradamus said...

Loudmouth zombs out taunting the living again.

rbnlaw said...

I cannot be drawn out by such feeble taunts.

Nostradamus said...

We've got a runner.

Where's Neeebs at?

spank said...

I still get my kill shot right?

Nostradamus said...

Still a chance for a perfect circle.

Nostradamus said...

@Spanky

Yup.

Josh S. said...

Yep, Spank. Except, if he's the last man, your kill will only be for personal satisfaction. He'll still win.

Josh S. said...

Of course, Spank could still have an effect on the game right this second.

Nostradamus said...

Well, we stepped it up.

Josh S. said...

Only two possible outcomes now.

Josh S. said...

OK, three. I suppose rbnlaw could off himself.

spank said...

My devious plan has almost taken hold

checkout my comment at 11:38

Josh S. said...

@Mr. C (11:52): You never talk about a perfect circle in the middle of a potential perfect circle.

Whatta Tool.

Nostradamus said...

If I figure it correctly, the only way I could have changed the outcome would have been to let Paul scamper away, hoping that he would kill rbn in tomorrow's thread.

karina said...

@Mr C 9:06 am it's NOW we wait

;)

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