Friday, June 29, 2012

Post-Game 78 Thread: Roy Orbison Edition

METS 9, DODGERS 0

Dodgers lose again, embarrassingly. Too much said already.

27 comments:

Orel said...

I think the (cries) label is going to get a lot of use.

Orel said...

Dodgers sign Corey Seager for $2.35M.

Dusty Baker said...

We should recruit a doo wop band and put them on the (cries) label.

Paul said...

I am crying over blue.

Dusty Baker said...

ps- I, along with the Dustettes will be in the Yard tomorrow afternoon. Anyone else? Did I hear rumor that another Son or two would also be?

pps- my mother will be with us cc: Neeebs' mom

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

That was a whole lotta nothing.

Dusty Baker said...

That was, indeed, a whole shitpot of not something.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

On the plus side, those Mormons really know how to have a good time.

Paul said...

Kershaw: Everybody come out to the game tomorrow for faith and family night! @AJEllis17 @JoshLindblom52 and myself are sharing testimonies after game.

We should have one of those at SOSG, but it would be more like an intervention.

Paul said...

I can see it now. "Stubbs remember when you clipped that old lady in your 1962 blue Dodge Dart on the way home because you wanted to see James Loney hit with the bases loaded."

knapS said...

I will also be sharing testimonials tomorrow after the game over an ice chest filled with booze.

Hideo Nomo said...

Hey guys! Fuck this shit!

NicJ said...

It's a pretty sad state when you are counting the days untill Mark Ellis comes back.

Alex said...

At least we ain't in the basement...yet.

I see you down there padres
(they don't get capitalization)

Get healthy Bison and Dre...

#bleedblue

(cries)

Alex said...

How did I forget Mellis? IMO he was playing a solid 2B over there; then he went down.

Guggenheim Baseball Management, Stan Kasten, Ned fucking Colletti (at this point isn't Ned just a button man like Willi Cicci in Godfather Part 2?):

We need some quality wood.
(That's what SHE said)

...and a 3B and 1B wouldn't be bad either.

Dusty Baker said...

It seriously is faith and family day at the Yard?

Oh, my. I will stick out like a sore thumb.

Hideo Nomo said...

We can use the Iron Eyes Cody label again when Dusty hurls trash on the field later.

Dusty Baker said...

I'm going to hurl feces at Loney.

He'll probably try to hit it and pop out weakly.

Dusty Baker said...

Field Box MVP 2
Row R
Seats 5, 6, 7, 8

Splurged for Mrs. Dusty's and MDIL's birthday today.

DodgersKingsoftheGalaxy said...

This just in: This team sucks donkeyballs

Dusty Baker said...

I picked the wrong day to quit snorting donkeyballs.

Paul said...

Had to quit. Neeebs informed me donkeyballs are high in cholesterol.

Paul said...

Sign more Cubans!

Lee is mulling over the Dodgers offer. Ned is taking glamor shots of the post game buffet to intice him.

Paul said...

Sad thing is Lee has more homeruns than our corner infield combined.

NicJ said...

Looks like he is going to veto the trade.

Paul said...

That is good news.

Dusty Baker said...

Stealing WiFi at Anthropologie while the Dustettes shop. Is the Lee veto confirmed?