Monday, June 25, 2012

Post-Game 74 Thread: That Sucked Ass

GIANTS 8, DODGERS 0

Nathan Eovaldi gave up seven fucking runs in his first two fucking innings of work and fucking Barry Zito held the Dodgers to three fucking hits over seven fucking innings, and in the sixth inning fucking Zito buzzed Dee Gordon, who had the fucking audacity to steal a base during Barry's precious fucking little gem of a performance, and then fucking Zito fucking plunked Andre Ethier on the shoulder, but did Don Mattingly fucking order any fucking retaliation? He did not. But the Dodgers still have the best fucking record in the National League! Not for fucking long if we keep fucking playing like this.

32 comments:

Steve Sax said...

Fuck.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I would very much not like to experience that again.

NicJ said...

@Dodgers

FINAL: The Boys in Blue are shutout in San Francisco, but look to right themselves tomorrow with Clayton Kershaw on the mound. #DefeatSF

I would have preferred:

@Dogdgers - Fuck that mess.

NicJ said...

Just gotta hold on till kemp comes back.

Steve Sax said...

Uribe now batting .143 since coming off the DL.

Great idea to start him tonight, Donnie!

Steve Sax said...

I'm going to go play me some Mass Effect 3.

Orel said...

two more @SF
3 vs. Mets
3 vs. Reds
4 @D'backs

I don't see us in first place at the All-Star break.

Orel said...

@Sax: You mean Fucking Mass Effect 3?

NicJ said...

Get way to rally a fan base Dodgers

Swept by a shit team, lose series to AL rival, lose series (probably) to division rival.

NicJ said...

I don't think staying in first place is that big of a deal. I'm telling you Matt Kemp coming back makes this a totally different lineup. Maybe sitting the corners too.

Steve Sax said...

@NicJ: I do agree. If we can get our opponents to agree to a seven-man lineup sans Loney and Uribe, we've got a fighting chance at winning.

Unknown said...

I couldn't have said that better myself.
I imagine from now on I'll hear the screams of a banshee from ME3 every time Uribe comes to bat ...

NicJ said...

I'd have to imagine the club makes some kind of move for one of the corner spots.

MR.F said...

I want Matty!

Steve Sax said...

My worry is that Ned is calling JT Snow out of retirement.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Matt Kemp really tied the lineup together.

Steve Sax said...

Marla! Hey, Re you serious about giving the scrapbook to FB? It's yours...

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Deadly.

NicJ said...

Marla is going on a scrapbook strike until the Dodgers start playing well again.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE SACRIFICES, DAMMIT.

Steve Sax said...

Nice call Marla

Hideo Nomo said...

Fuckiest bunch of fucks that ever fucked.

Spank said...

pour me a whiskey and keep em coming

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

E-mail sent.

Fred's Brim said...

The best part of last night had to be Nomo's Pete and Pete reference

The rest can get bent

Fred's Brim said...

Barry Zito is a hard weekend of drinking away from looking like Dane Cook

Fred's Brim said...

Not sure of that was meant for this FB, but I am on scrapbook strike too

Fred's Brim said...

If it was meant for this FB, thank you. I appreciate the thought

BJ Killeen said...

I was so depressed, I had to go to Walmart just to feel better about myself.

karina said...

well, i think we all should leave last night behind and be confident everything will be FINE.

Paul said...

This might just be the water talking but This is the type of series where the Dodgers inexplicably win the next two games.

Franklin Stubbs said...

I shall revert to my previous strategy of assuming the Dodgers will lose the next two games by a combined score of 117 to -3.