Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Nine-word GT. Minimalist. Very nice.
Well, good hitters tend to have trouble with the knuckleball, maybe shitty hitters will come up with the opposite result. Could happen, right?(cries)
Whoaaaaaaaa, Nic - heavy!Let's hope you're right.
(tries) to stay positiveLet's sneak a split of this series
*Cries like Spanky without his tall boy*
Like PJ w/o his vino.
like DB without his Lucky Baldwin
like Ned without his stupid cowboy boots
Marla's in the house!
Our offense has been on the minimalist side, regrettably.
Dee Gordon, SSElian Herrera, 3BJerry Hairston Jr., 2BBobby Abreu, LFA.J. Ellis, CJames Loney, 1BScott Van Slyke, RFTony Gwynn Jr., CFAaron Harang, P(seirc)
I have returned to commiserate.
Stubbsy, can you play first tonight?
If by "play first", you mean "get liquored up", then yes. Yes I can.
The Giants called up Brad Penny.
Well, there's something to feel good about!
@Buster_ESPN: "Dodgers are talking to Astros about a trade that would send Jed Lowrie to the Dodgers,with minor-leaguers Zach Lee and Garrett Gould to HOU."
I don't really feel so good about that, however.
That sounds like the SHITTIEST DEAL EVER.
And I'm not talking about their SP.
Harang Ks Murphy to get out of the inning. 24 pitches in the 1st.
It's a little early to be dodging bullets.
Under/over on # of pitches Dee takes?
Dee Ks in six pitches. Okay.
I like that we've found a way to make a strikeout motivational.
1-2-3 on 13 pitches for Dickey.
Antoni van Leeuwenhoek bunt grounds out!
Last time he was on base, do you think Josh Thole second?
@Ken_Rosenthal: "Sources: #Dodgers' talks with #Astros involve Carlos Lee, not Jed Lowrie. Lee would need to approve deal. Has right to block trade to LAD."
An aging, overweight corner infielder? We've got one of those already, thanks.
I'd rather have Derrek Lee.
I'd rather have Henry "Light Horse" Lee
1-0 Mets in the 3rd. Dodgers lose.
This game seems to be following the old, familiar pattern.
I'd rather have Cherries Jubilee.
Or Clement Attlee
@TBrownYahoo: "As of now, P Zach Lee, Dodgers' first-rounder from '10, not part of Carlos Lee discussions...."PHEW
Harang breaks up the no-hitter!
I'm practically giddy.
Dammit. Quit playing with my emotions with all this trade talk. Seriously I'd feel much better if we had Jerry West as GM.
I'd feel better if we had Mae West as a GM.
I got denied entrance to the booze thread. Damn you Zuckerberg.
I'm outta here.
@jonmorosi: "RHP Garrett Gould, #Dodgers No. 6 prospect entering year in BA rankings, has come up in Carlos Lee talks, source tells http://FOXSports.com."
Kevin Kennedy has been all "CARLOSLEECARLOSLEECARLOSLEE" for at least the last few Dodger Talks. I had no idea he had any say in trades.
IBBs always work out. 5-0 Mets.
Jaysus Hornblower Christ, we are awful.
@Nomo: Well, he was a manager once, you know.
"Coaching visit to mound.""Okay, Aaron, stop that."
The Dodgers are regressing spectacularly.
This is RADickeylous!
This team. What a bag of dicks.
At least we should stay only a game back.SEE WHAT I'VE BEEN REDUCED TO CONSIDERING A POSITIVE, DODGERS??!!
Ha ha, 8-0 now!
*bangs head on desk repeatedly*
Doesn't being good friends with Clayton Kershaw mean anything in the majors?
I don't know if there is currently a worse team in baseball than this monstrosity.
It's as bad as the start was good.
A.J. Ellis denies Dickey his third one-hitter of the season. That's totally better than an actual win for the Dodgers.
Loney is starting to get Booed pretty heavily.
He'll be much more comfortable in Houston.
Hey guys, this up-fuckery is headed for a national audience the next two days. Joy!And Joe Buck is calling the game tomorrow. Double joy!
Giants lost!10-run 8th coming up!
My god, that Uribe swing at the first pitch! If it wasn't so sad, it would be hilarious.
It is sad. And also hilarious.
How come Monday isn't Magic Mike night?
If anyone can get my kid to fall asleep, my kingdom is yours. Or we can round up and I'll pay you five bucks
I think this game's rendered everyone unconscious
Is Carlos Lee Cuban? If not I don't like the deal.
This game was worse than the King Kong Bundy vs Spike Lee Jones match.
Dammit i mean SD "Special Delivery" Jones.
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