Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Scoreboard Watching (Sept 21, 2011): Pirates @ Snakes, 12.40p

PIT Ross Ohlendorf (1-2, 6.82) vs. ARI Wade Miley (3-2, 4.24).

Dana Eveland's nightmare takes the mound for the Pirates against the Diamondbacks, who with a win this afternoon could drop the Giants' tragic number to 2 going into tonight's LA-SF matchup (with Eveland going for the Dodgers, no less).

Though the Snakes are the far better team, Ohlendorf is coming in with a head of steam after hitting his first major league HR in his last start. So, do you think you can make Miley sigh, Ross?

15 comments:

Josh S. said...

Stoopid Braves being off tomorrow means we can't mathematically eliminate the Gnats from the postseason. We'll have to settle for handing the West to the Snakes. (While at the same time punching Parra in the dick.)

Mr. Customer said...

Jesus H. Christ, she has giant gums.

Steve Sax said...

There's certainly a lot of teeth there.

Steve Sax said...

'Zona up 3-0 after a Montero 2-run HR. Pittsburgh not out of the first inning yet.

Steve Sax said...

(welcome back to reality, Ohlendorf!)

Mr. Customer said...

Yanks go up on the Rays 4-2 in the bottom of the 8th.

QuadSevens said...

"So, do you think you can make Miley sigh, Ross?"

Wow.

MR.F said...

I know Q7. I was very impressed by that one.

Mr. Customer said...

Rancho Parriendo, and Ohlendorf is ghost.

Mr. Customer said...

Nope, it's Roberts, not O'Parra.

Mr. Customer said...

Pittsburgh looking very Pittsburgh.

Steve Sax said...

8-5 'Zona in the 8th

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

3 separate audible groans emanated from neighboring cubes... the last desperate cries of Gnats fans. The Snakes won today.

Parra's still a tool.

Steve Sax said...

Arizona wins, 8-5

Tragic number shrinks to TWO

Dusty Baker said...

Ross fucking Ohlendorf???