Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
PIT Ross Ohlendorf (1-2, 6.82) vs. ARI Wade Miley (3-2, 4.24).
Dana Eveland's nightmare takes the mound for the Pirates against the Diamondbacks, who with a win this afternoon could drop the Giants' tragic number to 2 going into tonight's LA-SF matchup (with Eveland going for the Dodgers, no less).
Though the Snakes are the far better team, Ohlendorf is coming in with a head of steam after hitting his first major league HR in his last start. So, do you think you can make Miley sigh, Ross?
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
15 comments:
Stoopid Braves being off tomorrow means we can't mathematically eliminate the Gnats from the postseason. We'll have to settle for handing the West to the Snakes. (While at the same time punching Parra in the dick.)
Jesus H. Christ, she has giant gums.
There's certainly a lot of teeth there.
'Zona up 3-0 after a Montero 2-run HR. Pittsburgh not out of the first inning yet.
(welcome back to reality, Ohlendorf!)
Yanks go up on the Rays 4-2 in the bottom of the 8th.
"So, do you think you can make Miley sigh, Ross?"
Wow.
I know Q7. I was very impressed by that one.
Rancho Parriendo, and Ohlendorf is ghost.
Nope, it's Roberts, not O'Parra.
Pittsburgh looking very Pittsburgh.
8-5 'Zona in the 8th
3 separate audible groans emanated from neighboring cubes... the last desperate cries of Gnats fans. The Snakes won today.
Parra's still a tool.
Arizona wins, 8-5
Tragic number shrinks to TWO
Ross fucking Ohlendorf???
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