
Hiroki Kuroda (11-15, 3.18) vs. Madison Bumgarner (10-12, 3.37).
That's right; the suddenly-.500 Dodgers are helping usher the Giants out of the postseason. The Giants, losers of three straight, are in a position to be swept by the Dodgers today. Meanwhile, the Diamondbacks have won four straight and are running away with the division with a 9.5-game lead. We're not playing for glory this season, boys, but we're playing for pride. Break out the brooms!
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At the movies, Vinny!
But will be back in tine for the game of course. Go Blue!
Wow, yesterday was fun. Really appreciated everyone who showed up at SoSG Fest, especially all of you who helped us prepare Mr LA SC's AC prize!
Dodgers have a .636 winning percentage since Uribe went down. So, naturally, if they never had him to begin with, they'd have won 92 games by now.
Epale everyone!
Wotcherpale'sup, Karina!
At the [secret location redacted].
Where is everyone? Only football on the TV. Was I pranked?
So, is Rivera going to be our 2012 1B?
*cries*
Damn, that dude just got three k's like nothing on us
Iff Loney learns to pitch in relief he could be pretty valuable.
Make that 4 Ks.
Dodgers offense so far: 4 straight Ks
I just got a Corey Hart badge. Unfortunately, he's not wearing sunglasses.
Looking at my avatar, I like to imagine Vinny saying what I just commented on above.
No fugly hats for 9/11?
Shit yeah! One run is in!
At first I thought we might get no hit.
They're scared of Russ Mitchell.
RANCHO ARDIENDO!
Epale, y'all!
It's been a long time since you popped up to point out a RANCHO, Karina. Too long.
Rancho Kariniendo!
Good to see you guys yesterday (and nice to come away with a win this year)
Excellent to see you, too, Customer. It had been way too long. WTF? We suck.
Oh well, I'll still take the run.
Truth.
@Dusty that's right but my current schedule is what it is
nope, that was millimeters away from HR
Hate that guy.
Umps are watching football.
I thought Bochy needed drawings there for a second.
"Come to think of it, I think we've talked about everything before." -Vin
*dies laughing*
Umps made the right call, but wow, what a quirk of gravity.
Kuroda is all one the fucking map. It's like if I told Mrs Dusty to use a map to drive herself to Flagstaff.
Odelay, all.
I was getting lone(l)y on the smack thread.
SS Gordon
RF Sands
CF Kemp
1B Rivera
2B Miles
C Barajas
LF Gwynn
3B Mitchell
P Kuroda
Aw, snap. I forgot about the smack thread.
This is entirely different content here in the GT.
Fack.
Looking shaky.
I'm not shaky at all, Mr. C.
Mmmm....Shakey's.
Kurodingsley?
How long will Kuroda pitch today?
I don't like watching Kuroda in the first 3 innings.
Negra Modello is good beer, I believe.
Got out of the jam. Can't keep getting into jams every inning, though.
Mmmmmm....jam.
Negra Modelo is indeed good, and I would have lied to order about 8 more last night at [redacted], but the punks were quickly sold out of it. Bad beer management on their part.
^18
Fuck you, Pablo Sandwich.
This must be the worst 1-1 game ever.
Mrs Dusty from the other room: [Dusty], are these clothes clean?
Dusty: Are they on the floor?
Mrs. Dusty: No.
Dusty: Then they're clean.
Mrs. Dusty-in-law: Do they smell?
Mrs. Dusty: They don't really smell bad. They just spell like deodorant.
Dusty: Deodorant smells good, no?
All women on the room: (collective groan)
Just when can the redacted location be un-redacted?
@Dusty
*shakes head, agrees with Mrs Dusty and Mrs Dusty in law*
That doesn't help.
Instapoll:
Could you be married to a Gnats fan?
on the Giants broadcast, they showed a Dodgers groom and a Giants bride, how can anyone want to date a Giants fan?
OUT!
King James had a better defense :)
@Karina
They just showed a couple where the guy was LA and the gal was SF.
Seriously, this would be something love could never supersede.
^has
Dbags losing 6-0.
I'll take Rivera as our 1B next year.
I like Costco hot dogs.
With beer.
@Dusty I don't think I could date a Giants fan, there isn't enough love to live with someone with a Giants adoration, even if he"s only a casual fan.
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Weekend Booze Thread Annex:
Sam Oktoberfest
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*steps into the annex*
a bucket and a half of Buds during the Bills game, cooling off now before I eat three hot dogs
Vinny talking about his post-Sept. 11 game time comments, and how they were not scripted.
(legend grows)
And eff Serena Williams. She's a dick. She gets mad after a umpire's call and then starts playing? Fuck you, play a whole match.
Going to watch my boy play baseball. Winter ball in effect.
FB!!
I'll leave the Serena-fucking to you.
She's a bit too muscular for me. And I bruise easily.
Is it just me, or is this game moving really slowly for being 1-1?
^an
^^fuck
Dammit!
*almost, Gwynn Jr*
I hate Pandoval
This doesn't smell like a win.
"This doesn't smell like a win."
That's what Mrs Dusty said re my laundry.
Well, this isn't good.
This crowd is full of beans, per Vin.
It's also full of chardonnay and upscale sandwiches.
@rb, I'll try to take as many pictures as I can before I get the camera smashed in my face
HCK has refound some of his past nastiness
G-Mo!
Let's score 5 runs
yeah, Guillermo Mota
hi Karina, welcome back!
Dbags draw cloer to Pod Rays 7-5.
epale FB! today is a weird occasion, I'll still be very busy for a few more weeks, which means no SoSG :_(
No sausage? Bad breakfast.
Rod!
90
@karina, we are glad you are here today
Loney wouldn't have scored either
oh man that was so close
I think I just got a sports hernia trying to get that Gwynn hit to be fair with my body language.
feck
cut yer hair, Brandon!
or wash it
@Fred's Brim *hug*
99
100!
Two Dodger pitchers in a row whose last name begins with a K and a U.
sweet jesus, he's lost it again
maybe he never had it back and I was giving him too much credit
I lost it again.
Running out of things to throw at the wall.
Everett Teaford badge!!!
Three Dodger pitchers in a row with a P and a U.
We shouldn't have left the bar, gents.
So true, Josh. So true.
(cries)
7-6 Pod Rays over Dbags. Still plenty of innings for Dbags to complete the comeback.
But don't call it a comeback.
That...was not a good inning.
.500 was fun while it lasted! We may need to have another SoSG Fest...
@Sax
I'll be at [bar] in about 25 minutes!
it's my fault, gents. Hadn't watched a game on tv in MONTHS and when I get the pleasure to watch one, it happens THIS.
*cries*
Well, shit.
@Dusty: I may be at Souplantation.
Same thing, right?
But he can lead!
I'm sorry :( it's totally my fault!
@Sax
Is there a Beerplantation?
@Dusty
I worked at a Souplantation in high school. I can confirm that there was such a thing as Beerplantation after-hours.
Surprisingly little trash-talk yesterday, even with the gnats winning, except for the token few drunken former frat boys puffing up their chests. The gnats are done, our dagger is their back, it's just a slow bleed out for them now.
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