Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
That's right - the 2012 Dodgers schedule has been released.
Highlights in 2012 include the return of the Chicago White Sox...
And a visit from the ROCKIES. Both the team and the mountains. (Unless those Mayans were wrong)
The key to our surviving this Armageddous year will thus be John Cusack, star of Eight Men Out and 2012!!!
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
31 comments:
they don't seem to note when "welcome the new owner" night is.
@Mariners? I may just want to go to that.
Also of note, no May Interleague games.
"Welcome the New Owner" night would be EVERY night.
When is "Throw Things at the Old Owner" Night?
Or is that now?
They're having a contest to find their new owner. Only Top Deck regulars can apply.
@Josh
I'll be at each of those @Mariners games.
SoSG road trip anyone?
The new 8th inning tradition will be to fit the old owner with stocks and parade him around the warning track in a donkey cart.
Can't we just force the old owner to walk around the field with his pants down while the Dodgers tallest employee follows him in one of those stadium golf carts while Dodger fans everywhere get to yell "Ha-ha!" at him?
I'll allow it.
@Jason: Only if we all can get into, and subsequently kicked out of, the owner's suite.
Morning badge traps are working. 368 badges--23 full cases
Lunchtime burrito sprayed across monitor at work thanks to Josh "Don't Stop Humiliatin'" post.
Getting napkins now...
Y U NO LISTEN TO ME JOE BLOCK?
Thanks, PPR. Sorry about your burrito, though.
Starting with Padres, Pirates, Padres, Brewers, Astros is pretty favorable
And why can't we ever play the Nats on a weekend?
I swear to God the first time I saw "2012", I was seriously getting uppity that someone would have the nerve to make a movie depicting Dodger Stadium being .... I can't even type the word... let's say "damaged". Anyway, in "2012", I don't think they showed such evil, and I was relieved.
Then, this past weekend coincidentally, I saw one of the Transformers movies (pick one), and those fuckers actually show one of those outer-space thingies crashing through the upper deck along the third base line, smashing into my Blue Heaven. Fuckers. You know some God-damned Commie bastard Yankees fan SOB graphic artist type did that. Fucker.
Blood's still boiling. Am I deranged? Am I alone on this?
Josh: remainder of burrito consumed, monitor cleaned. That was damned funny, homes.
Love the "Nelson" treatment idea Mr. F.
In "The Omega Man," they tried to kill Chuck Heston at Dodger Stadium.
The Decepticons landed at AT&T Park.
DelinO posting this six minutes after my photo essay makes me feel really thunder-stolen.
Lane Meyer.
WHERE'S MY TWO DOLLAR BEER?
24th badge case just opened up, baybeeee
So did y'all hear about Glen Rice?
That is awesome, Mr F.
G-Money shoots from way downtown!
I just noticed that the bulk of the Interleague matchups in 2012 are by division. (West v. West, Central v. Central v. Central, East v. East)
Bleh.
^ There, uh, should be only two Centrals there. Brain hiccup.
Slam Dunk,Mr.F.
I was also hoping not to see that, my cousin watched that movie on our PC right here, i just skimmed through that Hollywood floppage.
Safeco here i come! Get your Ichiro jersey and get ready to throw some fish.
Of course it's a 4 game series in STL again and of course in the middle of July so there's no way in hell i would attempt to do that. Maybe Houston in April?
Sax might have the Thunder.
But I GOT THE LIGHTNING
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