Take it away, Marla!
The second week has concluded, which means on to the third. Because last week's recap was so long, and because brevity is the soul of wit, I'll try to keep this short and sweet.
Mr. Customer 102 (2-0) - Mr. LA Sports Czar 83 (1-1): Mr. C gets his second win in a row, thanks to 23 points from Jahvid Best and 21 points from Peyton Hillis. My 17 points from Matt Schaub and 16 points from Dustin Keller could not save me.
Josh S. 100 (2-0) - Spanky 54 (0-2): Josh gets another power-packed showing, including 22 Drew Brees points and 18 Jets' D points. Spank saw both Ben Roethlisberger and Steve Johnson collect 15 points, but the rest of his team combined for 24 points, half of which came from his kicker, Jason Hanson.
Prof. Dittmore 123 (1-1) - Meaniebreanie 89 (0-2): Ditty is back with a vengeance. The reigning champ had a big game thanks to Jeremy Maclin's 29 points, Matthew Stafford's 25, and Darren McFadden's 24. MB could not muster enough offense, even with 26 points from Adrian Peterson.
NicJ 108 (2-0) - Karina 99 (1-1): Nic rides to another win on the back of Tom Brady. The Pats QB had 28 points to go with 19 from both Larry Fitzgerald and LeGarrette Blount. Karina kept it close, getting 32 points from Miles Austin and 21 points from Eric Decker.
FernieV 117 (1-1) - Loney Fan 67 (1-1): Both men move to .500 after FV's big win. Fernie had 21 points from Tony Romo and 20 apiece from Michael Turner and Tony Gonzalez. 15 points from Beanie Wells could not save LF.
Steve K 108 (1-1) - Central Valley Fan 68 (0-2): Steve K continues the 100-point victory barrage, thanks to three big games from Vincent Jackson (29 points), Fred Jackson (25), and Jason Campbell (24). Philip Rivers' 18 points and Jordy Nelson's 14 could not save CVF.
Dusty Baker 57 (2-0) - rbnlaw 49 (1-1): In a battle of the woefully inept, DB pulls off his second victory. Aaron Rodgers had 21 points for DB to be the only man with double-figure points. rbn's 15 points from Andre Johnson and 11 points from Frank Gore could not save him from a game that saw two 2-point performances, three 1-point, two 0-point, and one -3-point.
Jason 85 (1-1) - Paul 79 (0-2): Jason gets to .500 with 20 points from Rob Gronkowski and 18 points from Mike Wallace. Paul remained in the game, thanks to LeSean McCoy's 23 points and the Lions' D's 20 points.
Wicks 67 (0-1-1) - QuadSevens 67 (1-0-1): In a game that was as frustrating as a night with Neeebs' mom, both Wicks and Q7 pull the same score for the first tie in SoSG history. Wicks had 13 points from Brandon Marshall and 12 points from four other players, while Quad had Eli Manning collect 15 and both Steve Smith and the Saints' D total 13.
Week 3 gives us Marla and Josh, Ditty and Mr. C, MB and Spank, Karina and LF, Steve K and Nic, CVF and FV, rbn and Paul, Q7 and DB, and Wicks and Jason.
What kind of drama will the new week bring? Hopefully it's not some crappy soap opera drama where Wicks becomes the father of Jason's child, but only Dusty knows, and Spank is blackmailing Josh to keep FV quiet about Mr. C's heroin addiction so CFV can murder Paul without interference, all the while Ditty tries to prevent Karina and Steve K from buying his father's oil company, just as rbnlaw tries to stop Nic from marrying MB, who only wants his money to care for Q7 while he's in a coma as a result of Loney Fan's biplane accident.
That'd be ridiculous.