Sunday, September 25, 2011

SoSG FF: Week 2 Update / Week 3 Smack Thread

Take it away, Marla!

The second week has concluded, which means on to the third. Because last week's recap was so long, and because brevity is the soul of wit, I'll try to keep this short and sweet.

Mr. Customer 102 (2-0) - Mr. LA Sports Czar 83 (1-1): Mr. C gets his second win in a row, thanks to 23 points from Jahvid Best and 21 points from Peyton Hillis. My 17 points from Matt Schaub and 16 points from Dustin Keller could not save me.

Josh S. 100 (2-0) - Spanky 54 (0-2): Josh gets another power-packed showing, including 22 Drew Brees points and 18 Jets' D points. Spank saw both Ben Roethlisberger and Steve Johnson collect 15 points, but the rest of his team combined for 24 points, half of which came from his kicker, Jason Hanson.

Prof. Dittmore 123 (1-1) - Meaniebreanie 89 (0-2): Ditty is back with a vengeance. The reigning champ had a big game thanks to Jeremy Maclin's 29 points, Matthew Stafford's 25, and Darren McFadden's 24. MB could not muster enough offense, even with 26 points from Adrian Peterson.

NicJ 108 (2-0) - Karina 99 (1-1): Nic rides to another win on the back of Tom Brady. The Pats QB had 28 points to go with 19 from both Larry Fitzgerald and LeGarrette Blount. Karina kept it close, getting 32 points from Miles Austin and 21 points from Eric Decker.

FernieV 117 (1-1) - Loney Fan 67 (1-1): Both men move to .500 after FV's big win. Fernie had 21 points from Tony Romo and 20 apiece from Michael Turner and Tony Gonzalez. 15 points from Beanie Wells could not save LF.

Steve K 108 (1-1) - Central Valley Fan 68 (0-2): Steve K continues the 100-point victory barrage, thanks to three big games from Vincent Jackson (29 points), Fred Jackson (25), and Jason Campbell (24). Philip Rivers' 18 points and Jordy Nelson's 14 could not save CVF.

Dusty Baker 57 (2-0) - rbnlaw 49 (1-1): In a battle of the woefully inept, DB pulls off his second victory. Aaron Rodgers had 21 points for DB to be the only man with double-figure points. rbn's 15 points from Andre Johnson and 11 points from Frank Gore could not save him from a game that saw two 2-point performances, three 1-point, two 0-point, and one -3-point.

Jason 85 (1-1) - Paul 79 (0-2): Jason gets to .500 with 20 points from Rob Gronkowski and 18 points from Mike Wallace. Paul remained in the game, thanks to LeSean McCoy's 23 points and the Lions' D's 20 points.

Wicks 67 (0-1-1) - QuadSevens 67 (1-0-1): In a game that was as frustrating as a night with Neeebs' mom, both Wicks and Q7 pull the same score for the first tie in SoSG history. Wicks had 13 points from Brandon Marshall and 12 points from four other players, while Quad had Eli Manning collect 15 and both Steve Smith and the Saints' D total 13.

Week 3 gives us Marla and Josh, Ditty and Mr. C, MB and Spank, Karina and LF, Steve K and Nic, CVF and FV, rbn and Paul, Q7 and DB, and Wicks and Jason.

What kind of drama will the new week bring? Hopefully it's not some crappy soap opera drama where Wicks becomes the father of Jason's child, but only Dusty knows, and Spank is blackmailing Josh to keep FV quiet about Mr. C's heroin addiction so CFV can murder Paul without interference, all the while Ditty tries to prevent Karina and Steve K from buying his father's oil company, just as rbnlaw tries to stop Nic from marrying MB, who only wants his money to care for Q7 while he's in a coma as a result of Loney Fan's biplane accident.

That'd be ridiculous.

53 comments:

Josh S. said...

I don't think brevity means what you think it means.

Spanktopus Horst said...

What time and what channel does that novella air?

Dusty Baker said...

killKillKILL my opponent!!!

Wait, who is my opponent this week?

Wait, don't I need to set my team?

(scrambles)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You know what, Josh?

Shut up.

karina said...

@Dusty setting up my team already! hope to celebrate with a victory the fact I've just finished my paid slavery gig.

Jason said...

The only drama this week was who was going to be the starting QB for the Eagles. I had to pick up their entire freaking depth chart.

Screw you, Andy Reid.

Spanktopus Horst said...

I just gave up 12 projection points to MB all because of a fucking game time decision.

poop!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Hey, I get the Saints game today!

rbnlaw said...

Made my roster moves. Let's get this fucking thing started.


Go Team Inept!

Dusty Baker said...

(poops)

rbnlaw said...

I'm too popped to poop

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Fucking Wes Welker.

Spanktopus Horst said...

A.P. already wif 5 points.

DAMMIT!

Spanktopus Horst said...

I didn't have to make that last second roster move till 1pm.And now i can't change it.

DAMMIT!

rbnlaw said...

Broncos' D getting me points!

Josh S. said...

SMACK.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

BACK SMACK

Josh S. said...

Dammit Brees, I didn't poach you from Marla so you could choke when we faced him!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

FUCKING EAGLES.

karina said...

looking good for me so far...seriously, Vikings D?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

ARGH.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Dammit, Belichick, run the fucking football.

rbnlaw said...

The Sons of Merlin Olsen seriously suck azz!

Two 0'fer players again. I really should pay attention to my roster.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Ugh, I'm getting my teeth kicked out.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

My RBs are terrible.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I SUCK.

karina said...

I don't suck (so far)

*big smile*

NicJ said...

Jimmy Graham is a golden god!!!

MeanieBreanie said...

It's MB and Spank going mano a mano to see who will reign in the Dog Bowl.

NicJ said...

WTF is wrong with Brady today?!

Three picks!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Only Brady could have a 19-point game and still have something wrong with him.

NicJ said...

make that 4 picks

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

WHY COULDN'T I PLAY MR. C THIS WEEK? WHY?????

NicJ said...

17 points now.

Spanktopus Horst said...

BOOM! 50 yard field goal.

Spanktopus Horst said...

*makes sweet ,sweet love to Jason Hanson*

(cries)

NicJ said...

i love you brady!!

Spanktopus Horst said...

Yup. Steven Jackson is playing.

I'm an idiot.

Josh S. said...

*checks score*

Yes, this is acceptable.

Spanktopus Horst said...

Could be a double edge sword for me this Viking/Lion overtime.

Spanktopus Horst said...

JASON MOTHERFUCKING HANSON!

Josh S. said...

SUCK IT, VIKINGS

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I need a new running back. I'm willing to trade either of my QBs.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

The Rams are losing just as badly as I am.

Josh S. said...

Under any other circumstance, I'd be pretty pissed at the Jets' D right now.

Spanktopus Horst said...

Time for the Ravens D to let up. So long mega points.

Spanktopus Horst said...

Raven D came up phat at the end.

Dusty Baker said...

I played modestly well today and bested my worthy opponent.

rbnlaw said...

Joe Flaco is the future of my franchise.

Dusty Baker said...

I think I'm the Billy Beane of our fantasy league.

rbnlaw said...

and I'm the Kevin Malone.

Spanktopus Horst said...

I'm the Larry MacPhail.

Mr. Customer said...

Ooooh...

Crushed. I'm glad Hillis wouldn't have made a lick of difference. Didn't have time to babysit my roster.