Monday, September 19, 2011

The Ballad of Eugenio Velez

0-for-33 on the season, and flailing. Neeebs, this is for you.

7 comments:

Spank Horst said...

Neeebs a Morrissey fan?

(cries)

Steve Sax said...

Well, Neeebs is clearly a sensitive guy.

Paul said...

Leave Neeebs alone. He is an artist. You can never really understand his wide range of daily emotions.

Neeebs said...

Lots of strumming going on in that song.

But the Smiths clearly ripped off the Flaming Menudos hit from a few years prior called, "Please, please, please, let me get a kumquat."

Neeebs said...

Unfortunately, Paul ended up changing the spelling of the word, kumquat, without telling me, and the press of singles had to be redone, costing us a fortune.

el montanero said...

Stop me, oh stop me, stop me if you think you've heard this one before.

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

Clayton Kershaw is currently leading all NL starting pitchers in ERA and strikeouts, and is tied with Ian Kennedy for the lead in wins.