Clayton Kershaw (17-5, 2.45) vs. Timmah Lincecum (12-12, 2.75).
The Minotaur suits up against the long-haired pothead for the third time this year, having bested Lincecum on the two prior occasions (Opening Day and July 20). However, both games were complete pitchers' duels decided by a single run (1-0 and 2-1). Will good things come in threes for Kershaw? If he wants to end the year with an even 20 wins, Kershaw will need to win in three of (what will likely be only) four more starts. We're pulling for you, Kershaw!
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@jamesloney_7 1B
@TheRealMattKemp CF
Rivera RF
Miles 3B
Sands LF
Barajas C
Sellers 2B
Kershaw P
I will be at this game.
Please yell at Timmeh for me, Fanerman!
ps- Wash yer hair, Timmeh!
Be sure to buy Tony Gwynn, Jr. plenty of drinks, Mr. F.
I suppose to be fully accurate, for the top picture, good things come in sixes.
Make this game start already. I'm getting antsy.
killKillKILL!!
Where did you get that middle pic of Miles, Carroll, and Sellers?
We have Gwynn and Gordon as MSBs, too.
I will also be at this game
@OZ
Tell Fanerman to wash his hair, too!
i sit behind the home dugout, I can yell many things.
I sit on my sofa; I can yell many things.
Oz and fanerman: take a picture of you both at the game and send it to us, and we will post it!
Go Dodgers!
I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
I like being spanked.
Having a Guys Night In with my kid, Vinny!
On the sofa, Vinny!
I just drove thru the entire county of Los Angeles and now find out you'all will partying to tomorrow!!
Damn!!!!
On the crack pipe,Vinny!
Fuck Timmeh with a broomstick!
BOOOOOOO!!!!!!
GET ON WITH IT!
Let's do this thing.
Let's work some counts.
@Dusty 5:04
Gwynn is actually taller than he looks. And has a hollow leg, apparently.
Way to make him work, idjits.
@ Jason
Maybe I'm deceived by his being called Jr.
Who is this new two-first-name fool?
I have a bad feeling about this.
I have a drunk feeling about this
(warms up liver for tomorrow)
Good to see Sands out there again.
Mrs Dusty best get her ass home with beer ASAP or I'mma get really grumpy.
@DB
That, and the fact that he ways as much as one of his pop's love handles.
I have a good feeling about getting drunk.
Ways?
Shitty shit shit.
I'm gonna put myself in the corner for that one.
I feel so ashamed...
My brain is still buffering for the weekend.
Went to highschool with Pill.
Weird seeing him on tv.
OK, time to pull this shit together.
I don't care much for Cody Ross.
Kershaw is on 78 pitches already.
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!'nnnm
I would be getting a lot more excited about that acrobatic catch Gordon had for the third out if he hadn't committed an error earlier to screw up the whole inning.
That is why you gotta love Dee Gordon. He may fuck up but he picks himself up like a man.
Great play,mutt.
Staunched the bleeding.
That's what we like about you, too, Spank.
There's the plate discipline we should have seen in the 1st.
Shit, that could be the parenthetical title of this blog.
Booooooooo!
That'll do.
I'm calling a homerun here.
Damn...
Sellers may be young and naive enough just to make something happen here.
Damn, almost got all of that one.
Well, that's disappointing.
Here's a way not to get me to want to go to a horse racing track: play country music during the commercial.
I don't think we're the target demographic.
Clayton seems to have found his groove now.
Clayton got his groove back.
@Mr C
Yeah, but why do they target white trash demographic instead of a different one with more disposable income?
@DB
Economy of scale.
Works for Trucknutz, anyway.
Do your job, MSB!
Look here!
Nope.
Don't blow it.
You all know I'm a NL man. But god dammit, a huge difference i see b/t NL and AL is a consistent ability by AL teams to advance runners/convert runs with men in scoring position and no or only one outs. So fucking frustrating.
That's depressing.
I will now get as wasted as the Dodgers' opportunities.
Two of the Giants' rookie callups this year share names with objects you should keep away from a suicidal person.
I just want to make fun of people's names.
The 9/11 bullshit is starting.
I'm not going to punctuate correctly tonight, too just because I can.
God damn the 9/11 bullshit. Why didn't I book a trip to a far-flung country that doesn't give a shit?
No one remembers the day Timmeh McVeigh bombed that shit.
I'm waiting until next week, so I can commemorate the 5 year anniversary of 9/18/06.
Charge the mound and cut Timmeh's hair, Sellers!
Are the dodgers going to get a warning so they won't hurt the precious Gnats with a retaliation?
Exactly, Spank.
#RedneckPieceofShit
Goddamn HD looks fucking great!
Looks like the Dodgers fielded the seven dwarfs.
Those aren't dwarfs, they're Hobbits.
Bochy just picked his ears and ate the wax.
Are those Gnats shirts polyester or what?
ps- Throw at Timmeh's face!
Or just make him look like a little bitch striking out.
TIMMEH INTERRUPTED VIN!
EXECUTE HIM!
^I just Tweeted something like that, Josh
Why the hell are they pressing?
100!
Cc:Karina
Run up and hit Timmeh in the face with your bat, Jerry!
I thought Sands was supposed to be great?
BOOOOOOOOOOO!
Can we get some runs up in dis bish or what?!
If we don't get some runs, I'm going to have the runs.
Fanerman's a pimp.
Vin just called Timmy, Timmy.
They ought to put "Fanerman's a pimp" on the Goodyear Blimp.
#IceCube
Those orange Gnat uni's are almost as horrid as the Dodgers green baseball caps.
GOD DAMMIT
(drinks)
He is throwing a Shutout!! That jinx should work for any occasion right?
6 more outs left to score no runs except for Dusty's toilet.
Panda can eat too much with either hand!
I can drink too much with either hand.
Why do we suck again?
This is when we unsuck and take the lead.
Show a little fucking patience, damn it!
Or maybe not...
Come on, Blue! Unsuck!
(The team. I know better than to expect that of us.)
We have a hit!
I love it when Vin say's little dribbler. Squibber, tambien.
Matt Kemp does not suck.
Cut his hair off with your speed Matty!!
Velez would kill for a hit like that.
Fuck yeah bitch!!!
I will have another of those, please.
I think Velez can only attempt to kill.
Get a hit,Frodo!
That hit was kind of a droopler.
I'm thinking Tony Gwynn should be standing on third base right now.
Yes! Leave him in until his arm falls off!
Make me a believer,Mutt!
#sands
Come on Jerry. Get a hit for Spanky!!
Be a man, Jerry!
They don't throw like that in the PCL.
fuck
Well, at least we got the one.
I'm triple fisting booze until the Dodgers win.
cc: my liver
Eugenio Sands.
It can be devil jumping time now?
Up jumps Dusty!*
*To get another beer
God damn, I haven't been nervous about a baseball game in months.
I miss it.
FUCK YOUR ANKLE!
Injured with one step? Must be wearing Halloween Orange.
I bet Loney bats at the top of the inning. Fucker.
Omg the gnats fans here are positively beside themselves after we tied it. Much polite trash-talking, though they've been mysteriously quiet the past 10 minutes now.
Go blue!!!!! (from down 1st base line halfway up on field level)
PPR!
Represent, PPR!
Strong reader presence in enemy territory tonight.
THREE Sons readers in the house? We HAVE to win now!
Put this li'l bitch out of his misery.
Satisfactory.
Kershaw just gave me a woody.
As long as Timmeh doesn't get the win, I'm vaguely happy.
Kershaw just gave me a buzz lightyear, Spank.
If Spank's woody had gone to the police, this never would have happened.
Single Rod!
Rod!
Sorry to correct you, oh mighty Vin, but Kershaw can still get a win.
Beautiful bunt, Sellers.
Small ball. Literally.
There is an anatomically correct Ken doll joke in there somewhere.
Velez got on base (kinda)
I thought the same thing, Josh, then I just figured I was an idiot and that Vin was right.
I've got an urge for halloween peanut butter candy.
SAFE!!!!!!
FUCK YOU GNATS!!
hahahahahahahahahaha
W00t!!!
YESSSSSSSS.
Velez now only 99.9999999% worthless.
Props to Velez. You made that run happen. Credit where it's due.
DAMMIT!
Thanks for playing, gnats! You've caved yet another season to us. Smiling ear to ear!
That's why they call him a 1-tool player
I'm getting a fresh brew for thew bottom of the ninth. Let's finish this.
Time to end this.
Table setters aren't setting the table tonight.
COME ON, JAVY!
Can't I just call him a tool?
I'll allow it.
What were the umps sweat in' Javy about?
I will cut them.
Quickly 1 down.
Uno mas.
2
Why am I all pumped up? Oh that's right. FUCK THE GNATS!
They're not giving him the corners, it seems.
Vin said the Giants "didn't repeat." I love this man.
WE WIN!
I'm a happy man.
Now, we make PARTY!
Good night!
I love this game.
For fear of jinx, I won't declare the Giant's season over, but it's basically over.
Making one game under .500 party.
Three times.
See you fellows tomorrow!
Whatever the result of tomorrow's game, we're toasting the shit out of this one at the fest tomorrow.
I'll drink to that.
You said a mouthful there, Josh. This one needs to linger.
Eugie! LOL
"Javy's not making me nervous" - Kid K
Someone needs to crop dust Kershaw's beard with herbicide.
Angels win, but Yanks lose.
I call that a wash.
Mathematically, could both the Angels and Yankmes both lose? I'm trying to do the math.
That's one hell of a scrap heap duel tomorrow.
@DB
That's the beauty of it. There's always a bright side.
*dances*
*sips 40*
*daps homies*
This was a good win
Damn skippy it was, FB. Respect your late-night post.
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Awesome victory. Just like I anticipated it would go down after the fourth inning.
I predicted Aubrey Huff would go down on Barry Zito in the 4th inning.
Just like Rick Perry.
Still on the sofa, Vinny!
(watches replay)
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