Sunday, September 11, 2011

SoSG FF Season 2 Trash Talk Thread, Week 1

Nine matchups. Nine separate skirmishes full of verbal abuse and chest pounding (or chest groping, in some cases).

Get to work, people!

130 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

(caresses own breasts)

Steve K said...

(caresses Dusty's breasts while debating whether to start Arian Foster)

Dusty Baker said...

I sure wish I even had that problem to contemplate, J Steve.

Josh S. said...

I already have 76 points in the tank, but only three guys left going against P Ditty's whole team.

WHO'S THE PROFESSOR NOW?





Uh...still you.

Dusty Baker said...

I just took another look at my team. Yep - still blows! How do I have 132 receivers and no real RBs?

Dusty Baker said...

(cries)

Steve K said...

@Dusty: Jason Snelling and Roy Helu are going to have monster days and drive us to wins today!

Dusty Baker said...

JASON SNELLING IS THE FUTURE OF MY FANTASY TEAM!

Steve K said...

@Dusty: Your starters are projected by ESPN to get 106 points. I'm at 81.

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

Arian Foster is OUT.

Dusty Baker said...

@J Steve

(wipes away tears)

Dusty Baker said...

I'm playing against Wicks today, right? He will pick me off like the trained assassin he is.

Steve K said...

This is the weirdest trash talking I've seen. It's me and DB talking about how much we suck...

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

The game of ball is glorious.

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

You have to be shitting me, Schaub.

Fernie V said...

Eagles suck

Spank Horst said...

WHY DID I NOT CHANGE MY DEFENSE?!?!

(cries)

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

Eagles!

Spank Horst said...

Stoopid Rams. Hate you.

Spank Horst said...

Steven Jackson hurt already?!

Fuck me!

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

Haha. Ravens' D and the Accused cancel each other out.

Spank Horst said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Spank Horst said...

I actually lost points on that exchange. haha

Are passing touchdowns less points this year? Seems like it.

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

Damn. One more yard on that Josh Brown FG and I'd have had another point.

rbnlaw said...

I forgot how to get to the league page.

And no one told me football season started today. How'd that get by me?

NicJ said...

Steelers D has been very disappointing so far.

karina said...

*sighs*

hadn't had time to check on my fantasy football team

*sighs*

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

You're winning, Karina. Winning big.

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

Rob Bironas just cost Spanky a point.

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

Ray Rice is ballin'.

cc: NicJ

karina said...

thanks for the update, Czar. I'm having problems with the page, does anybody have the same problem?

karina said...

it works! I wasn't expecting that score at all!

Spank Horst said...

Thanks,Rob.

karina said...

I already got Adrian Peterson, whom I decided was going to be my lucky charm. I don't know why anyone else picked him up.

NicJ said...

oh my god the steelers are fucking garbage

Spank Horst said...

Going to town on some Laura Scudders,Vinny!

Paul said...

Glitter shoes out for the game.

rbnlaw said...

This fucking Commodore 64 is soooooo slooooooow!

Spank Horst said...

Fuck you,Accused.

WooHoo! Ravens D!

NicJ said...

i think Karina is going to be severely disappointed when she puts newly acquired Adrian Peterson in her lineup.

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

DAMMIT, SCHAUB

Mr. Customer said...

@karina

MB has the "real" AP. I don't kmow who that guy is.

Fernie V said...

Dude, Karina is killing me. And she drafted the wrong Adrian Peterson and T.O.

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

Karina's Adrian Peterson is owned by 2.4% of fantasy players, most of whom thinking he is the other Adrian Peterson.

Spank Horst said...

Whatever works.

Fernie V said...

She is starting Tim Tebow, I am changing my name to NO MA'AM.

rbnlaw said...

Hey! Joe Flaco is kicking ass for me!

That's so nice of him. How do I unload the Raiduh's D?

Josh S. said...

Eff you, Matt Stafford. My lead is almost gone before the end of the morning games.

Fernie V said...

I got two players with no faces.

*cries into beer*

Hey more beer.

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

IVY LEAGUE HAS 24 FUCKING POINTS.

karina said...

*cries*

karina said...

People, remember I was in the middle of nowhere and since I'm working 12-15 hours a day I don't really have time to anything else, I feel numb :(

NicJ said...

Ben ben picked off again!!

rbnlaw said...

This fantasy footballs thingy is fun. Of course, I'm hopelessly fucking up my team.

KILL, KILL, KILL!

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

Spank's luck with Steelers does not have the world's best track record.

Spank Horst said...

Fuck you,Accused.

WooHoo! Ravens D!

rbnlaw said...

Spank winning it with D.

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

Of course, everything Spank's D does comes at the expense of the accused.

Josh S. said...

Just noticed that the good professor has no one in the late games. That may help me. A little.

NicJ said...

another fumble for the steelers

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

Damn you, Matthew Berry. Delone Carter was not a smart start at all.

Spank Horst said...

(cries)

rbnlaw said...

The bald eagle at the Charger game just caught a mouse in the upper deck.

And the Osprey flyover was less than impressive.


The National Anthem was chilling, though.

rbnlaw said...

And Jason's dog-whisperer out scored my man Flaco.

Screw that noise.

NicJ said...

not a great start for SD revamped special teams.

rbnlaw said...

Who the hell has Percy Harvin?

Spank Horst said...

FUCK THE CHARGERS!

Hahahahahaha

NicJ said...

haha Kaeding driving out on a cart.

rbnlaw said...

I've got the Chargers in my pick-em pool. Otherwise, they can fuck themselves for all I care.


And I will not root, root, root for them if they move to LA.

rbnlaw said...

Viking D = Swiss cheese.

rbnlaw said...

Afternoon games are dullsville, baby.

Spank Horst said...

They usually are,RB.

rbnlaw said...

Frank Gore got me a point! Look out, Jason.

NicJ said...

my team has been stuck at 23 since i woke up.

rbnlaw said...

Naaneeee!

rbnlaw said...

Akers gives me the lead, bishes!
*begins to love him some fantasy football*

MeanieBreanie said...

Heller everyone..The deflators have totally deflated.
**Cries**

rbnlaw said...

Why the hell did I pick the New York Football Giants v. the Horribly Outdated Racist Nicknamed team?

MeanieBreanie said...

For the first time I am neck and neck with Mr. C. We might just have a slugfest after all.

Spank Horst said...

TAVARIS!

MeanieBreanie said...

I think I am falling in love with Mike Tolbert.

Spank Horst said...

CAM!

Spank Horst said...

CAM!

Josh S. said...

Cam Newton outscored Brees and Rodgers?

The Prof must be punching a hole in a wall.

karina said...

Meanie, what do you want for Adrian Peterson? I'm willing to give away a LOT

Dusty Baker said...

26 points from the 49ers defense? i'll take it!

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

The first installment of the "What's Your Deal?" Bowl was certainly exciting. I can't wait for it to return to Seattle.

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

Down by 15, but still got three men left, including two RBs. Feeling confident about a win over the Spankster.

Josh S. said...

I could use a monster game from the Jets' D.

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

What's going on with Karina and not-AP?

Dusty Baker said...

I thought someone had dropped AP so snagged him right away. Turns out it is some other punk with the same name.

Dusty Baker said...

I could use a monster D.

Dusty Baker said...

Hiyooooooo!

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

It never occurred to you to think, "Why would someone drop AP?"

Dusty Baker said...

I didn't have time to think about it. I shot first and asked questions later. Like, why would someone drop the real AP?

Dusty Baker said...

Skanky white trash country ho singing to me about a game I've already chosen to tune into: check

Football is back.

Josh S. said...

Why does that guy in the intro watch the game he's going to on his phone?

Spank Horst said...

AP Gambit.

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

Let's see if Keller is worth anything. I might have a killer TE tandem if he can connect with Sanchez.

Steve K said...

Jason Campbell is good for 30 points tomorrow, right?

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

FUCK.

Dusty Baker said...

Romo just got jacked on that last play.

Spank Horst said...

Romo looked like Chris Everett on that sack.

Spank Horst said...

*adds AP to roster*

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

Ebonic Shonn Greene is getting a few carries.

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

Kaeding tore an ACL, per Adam Shefter.

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

FUCK YEAH KELLER!

Spank Horst said...

DAMMIT!

rbnlaw said...

Who'd a thunk I'd get 15 pts from my kicker?

Nice offense, Niners!

rbnlaw said...

@Marla
Why do they encourage kickers to tackle? Really, do teams carry a spare PK on the roster?

No; no they don't.

Josh S. said...

Well, I got a monster game of of the Jets' D.

Sadly, that monster was Elmo.

Spank Horst said...

Put on the game and then Romo fumbles. Love it.

Spank Horst said...

*drops AP from roster*

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

Now that D is looking more like Cookie Monster.

Spank Horst said...

Suck it,Cowgirls!

Spank Horst said...

Big 80's action right there.

Spank Horst said...

ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO!

Spank Horst said...

Damn that field goal had some movement

Mr. Customer said...

The kicker bailing my ass out.

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Mr. Customer said...

What's up with the double posting, safari?

Mr. Customer said...

Romo went full deer-in-headlights there.

Spank Horst said...

It's a good day.

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

Stoopid Cowboys.

Spank Horst said...

Oh Snap! I'm going to lose tomorrow.

Mr. Customer said...

10 points vs. Ochocinco? I'll take it.

I'll probably still lose, but I'll take it.

Dusty Baker said...

Fewer people at the Mets game than at a Dodgers game.

Josh S. said...

10 points up, heading into a one-on-one, RB vs RB match with Dittmore tomorrrow night.

I dig it.

Josh S. said...

Why yes, that is me with Wes Welker on the bench.