Sunday, September 11, 2011

SoSG FF Season 2 Trash Talk Thread, Week 1

Nine matchups. Nine separate skirmishes full of verbal abuse and chest pounding (or chest groping, in some cases).

Get to work, people!

123 comments:

Kyle Baker said...

(caresses own breasts)

Steve K said...

(caresses Dusty's breasts while debating whether to start Arian Foster)

Kyle Baker said...

I sure wish I even had that problem to contemplate, J Steve.

Josh S. said...

I already have 76 points in the tank, but only three guys left going against P Ditty's whole team.

WHO'S THE PROFESSOR NOW?





Uh...still you.

Kyle Baker said...

I just took another look at my team. Yep - still blows! How do I have 132 receivers and no real RBs?

Kyle Baker said...

(cries)

Steve K said...

@Dusty: Jason Snelling and Roy Helu are going to have monster days and drive us to wins today!

Kyle Baker said...

JASON SNELLING IS THE FUTURE OF MY FANTASY TEAM!

Steve K said...

@Dusty: Your starters are projected by ESPN to get 106 points. I'm at 81.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Arian Foster is OUT.

Kyle Baker said...

@J Steve

(wipes away tears)

Kyle Baker said...

I'm playing against Wicks today, right? He will pick me off like the trained assassin he is.

Steve K said...

This is the weirdest trash talking I've seen. It's me and DB talking about how much we suck...

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

The game of ball is glorious.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You have to be shitting me, Schaub.

Fernie V said...

Eagles suck

spank said...

WHY DID I NOT CHANGE MY DEFENSE?!?!

(cries)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Eagles!

spank said...

Stoopid Rams. Hate you.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Haha. Ravens' D and the Accused cancel each other out.

spank said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

spank said...

I actually lost points on that exchange. haha

Are passing touchdowns less points this year? Seems like it.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Damn. One more yard on that Josh Brown FG and I'd have had another point.

rbnlaw said...

I forgot how to get to the league page.

And no one told me football season started today. How'd that get by me?

NicJ said...

Steelers D has been very disappointing so far.

karina said...

*sighs*

hadn't had time to check on my fantasy football team

*sighs*

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You're winning, Karina. Winning big.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Rob Bironas just cost Spanky a point.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Ray Rice is ballin'.

cc: NicJ

karina said...

thanks for the update, Czar. I'm having problems with the page, does anybody have the same problem?

karina said...

it works! I wasn't expecting that score at all!

spank said...

Thanks,Rob.

karina said...

I already got Adrian Peterson, whom I decided was going to be my lucky charm. I don't know why anyone else picked him up.

NicJ said...

oh my god the steelers are fucking garbage

spank said...

Going to town on some Laura Scudders,Vinny!

Paul said...

Glitter shoes out for the game.

rbnlaw said...

This fucking Commodore 64 is soooooo slooooooow!

NicJ said...

i think Karina is going to be severely disappointed when she puts newly acquired Adrian Peterson in her lineup.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

DAMMIT, SCHAUB

Nostradamus said...

@karina

MB has the "real" AP. I don't kmow who that guy is.

Fernie V said...

Dude, Karina is killing me. And she drafted the wrong Adrian Peterson and T.O.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Karina's Adrian Peterson is owned by 2.4% of fantasy players, most of whom thinking he is the other Adrian Peterson.

spank said...

Whatever works.

Fernie V said...

She is starting Tim Tebow, I am changing my name to NO MA'AM.

rbnlaw said...

Hey! Joe Flaco is kicking ass for me!

That's so nice of him. How do I unload the Raiduh's D?

Josh S. said...

Eff you, Matt Stafford. My lead is almost gone before the end of the morning games.

Fernie V said...

I got two players with no faces.

*cries into beer*

Hey more beer.

karina said...

*cries*

karina said...

People, remember I was in the middle of nowhere and since I'm working 12-15 hours a day I don't really have time to anything else, I feel numb :(

NicJ said...

Ben ben picked off again!!

rbnlaw said...

This fantasy footballs thingy is fun. Of course, I'm hopelessly fucking up my team.

KILL, KILL, KILL!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Spank's luck with Steelers does not have the world's best track record.

spank said...

Fuck you,Accused.

WooHoo! Ravens D!

rbnlaw said...

Spank winning it with D.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Of course, everything Spank's D does comes at the expense of the accused.

Josh S. said...

Just noticed that the good professor has no one in the late games. That may help me. A little.

NicJ said...

another fumble for the steelers

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Damn you, Matthew Berry. Delone Carter was not a smart start at all.

spank said...

(cries)

rbnlaw said...

The bald eagle at the Charger game just caught a mouse in the upper deck.

And the Osprey flyover was less than impressive.


The National Anthem was chilling, though.

rbnlaw said...

And Jason's dog-whisperer out scored my man Flaco.

Screw that noise.

NicJ said...

not a great start for SD revamped special teams.

rbnlaw said...

Who the hell has Percy Harvin?

NicJ said...

haha Kaeding driving out on a cart.

rbnlaw said...

I've got the Chargers in my pick-em pool. Otherwise, they can fuck themselves for all I care.


And I will not root, root, root for them if they move to LA.

rbnlaw said...

Viking D = Swiss cheese.

rbnlaw said...

Afternoon games are dullsville, baby.

spank said...

They usually are,RB.

rbnlaw said...

Frank Gore got me a point! Look out, Jason.

NicJ said...

my team has been stuck at 23 since i woke up.

rbnlaw said...

Naaneeee!

rbnlaw said...

Akers gives me the lead, bishes!
*begins to love him some fantasy football*

MeanieBreanie said...

Heller everyone..The deflators have totally deflated.
**Cries**

rbnlaw said...

Why the hell did I pick the New York Football Giants v. the Horribly Outdated Racist Nicknamed team?

MeanieBreanie said...

For the first time I am neck and neck with Mr. C. We might just have a slugfest after all.

spank said...

TAVARIS!

MeanieBreanie said...

I think I am falling in love with Mike Tolbert.

spank said...

CAM!

spank said...

CAM!

Josh S. said...

Cam Newton outscored Brees and Rodgers?

The Prof must be punching a hole in a wall.

karina said...

Meanie, what do you want for Adrian Peterson? I'm willing to give away a LOT

Kyle Baker said...

26 points from the 49ers defense? i'll take it!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

The first installment of the "What's Your Deal?" Bowl was certainly exciting. I can't wait for it to return to Seattle.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Down by 15, but still got three men left, including two RBs. Feeling confident about a win over the Spankster.

Josh S. said...

I could use a monster game from the Jets' D.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

What's going on with Karina and not-AP?

Kyle Baker said...

I thought someone had dropped AP so snagged him right away. Turns out it is some other punk with the same name.

Kyle Baker said...

I could use a monster D.

Kyle Baker said...

Hiyooooooo!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

It never occurred to you to think, "Why would someone drop AP?"

Kyle Baker said...

I didn't have time to think about it. I shot first and asked questions later. Like, why would someone drop the real AP?

Kyle Baker said...

Skanky white trash country ho singing to me about a game I've already chosen to tune into: check

Football is back.

Josh S. said...

Why does that guy in the intro watch the game he's going to on his phone?

spank said...

AP Gambit.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Let's see if Keller is worth anything. I might have a killer TE tandem if he can connect with Sanchez.

Steve K said...

Jason Campbell is good for 30 points tomorrow, right?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

FUCK.

Kyle Baker said...

Romo just got jacked on that last play.

spank said...

Romo looked like Chris Everett on that sack.

spank said...

*adds AP to roster*

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Ebonic Shonn Greene is getting a few carries.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Kaeding tore an ACL, per Adam Shefter.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

FUCK YEAH KELLER!

rbnlaw said...

Who'd a thunk I'd get 15 pts from my kicker?

Nice offense, Niners!

rbnlaw said...

@Marla
Why do they encourage kickers to tackle? Really, do teams carry a spare PK on the roster?

No; no they don't.

Josh S. said...

Well, I got a monster game of of the Jets' D.

Sadly, that monster was Elmo.

spank said...

Put on the game and then Romo fumbles. Love it.

spank said...

*drops AP from roster*

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Now that D is looking more like Cookie Monster.

spank said...

Big 80's action right there.

spank said...

ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO!

spank said...

Damn that field goal had some movement

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Nostradamus said...

What's up with the double posting, safari?

Nostradamus said...

Romo went full deer-in-headlights there.

spank said...

It's a good day.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Stoopid Cowboys.

spank said...

Oh Snap! I'm going to lose tomorrow.

Nostradamus said...

10 points vs. Ochocinco? I'll take it.

I'll probably still lose, but I'll take it.

Kyle Baker said...

Fewer people at the Mets game than at a Dodgers game.

Josh S. said...

10 points up, heading into a one-on-one, RB vs RB match with Dittmore tomorrrow night.

I dig it.

Josh S. said...

Why yes, that is me with Wes Welker on the bench.