Sons of Steve Garvey: SoSG FF Season 2 Trash Talk Thread, Week 1

Sunday, September 11, 2011

SoSG FF Season 2 Trash Talk Thread, Week 1

Nine matchups. Nine separate skirmishes full of verbal abuse and chest pounding (or chest groping, in some cases).

Get to work, people!

123 comments:

Kyle Baker said...: (caresses own breasts); 9/11/2011 7:46 AM
Steve K said...: (caresses Dusty's breasts while debating whether to start Arian Foster); 9/11/2011 8:17 AM
Kyle Baker said...: I sure wish I even had that problem to contemplate, J Steve.; 9/11/2011 8:33 AM
Josh S. said...: I already have 76 points in the tank, but only three guys left going against P Ditty's whole team.

WHO'S THE PROFESSOR NOW?

Uh...still you.; 9/11/2011 8:36 AM
Kyle Baker said...: I just took another look at my team. Yep - still blows! How do I have 132 receivers and no real RBs?; 9/11/2011 8:39 AM
Kyle Baker said...: (cries); 9/11/2011 8:49 AM
Steve K said...: @Dusty: Jason Snelling and Roy Helu are going to have monster days and drive us to wins today!; 9/11/2011 8:56 AM
Kyle Baker said...: JASON SNELLING IS THE FUTURE OF MY FANTASY TEAM!; 9/11/2011 9:00 AM
Steve K said...: @Dusty: Your starters are projected by ESPN to get 106 points. I'm at 81.; 9/11/2011 9:01 AM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Arian Foster is OUT.; 9/11/2011 9:09 AM
Kyle Baker said...: @J Steve

(wipes away tears); 9/11/2011 9:17 AM
Kyle Baker said...: I'm playing against Wicks today, right? He will pick me off like the trained assassin he is.; 9/11/2011 9:18 AM
Steve K said...: This is the weirdest trash talking I've seen. It's me and DB talking about how much we suck...; 9/11/2011 9:57 AM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: The game of ball is glorious.; 9/11/2011 10:07 AM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: You have to be shitting me, Schaub.; 9/11/2011 10:08 AM
Fernie V said...: Eagles suck; 9/11/2011 10:12 AM
spank said...: WHY DID I NOT CHANGE MY DEFENSE?!?!

(cries); 9/11/2011 10:36 AM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Eagles!; 9/11/2011 10:40 AM
spank said...: Stoopid Rams. Hate you.; 9/11/2011 10:43 AM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Haha. Ravens' D and the Accused cancel each other out.; 9/11/2011 10:56 AM
spank said...: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!; 9/11/2011 10:56 AM
spank said...: I actually lost points on that exchange. haha

Are passing touchdowns less points this year? Seems like it.; 9/11/2011 10:58 AM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Damn. One more yard on that Josh Brown FG and I'd have had another point.; 9/11/2011 11:03 AM
rbnlaw said...: I forgot how to get to the league page.

And no one told me football season started today. How'd that get by me?; 9/11/2011 11:19 AM
NicJ said...: Steelers D has been very disappointing so far.; 9/11/2011 11:21 AM
karina said...: *sighs*

hadn't had time to check on my fantasy football team

*sighs*; 9/11/2011 11:25 AM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: You're winning, Karina. Winning big.; 9/11/2011 11:26 AM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Rob Bironas just cost Spanky a point.; 9/11/2011 11:26 AM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Ray Rice is ballin'.

cc: NicJ; 9/11/2011 11:29 AM
karina said...: thanks for the update, Czar. I'm having problems with the page, does anybody have the same problem?; 9/11/2011 11:31 AM
karina said...: it works! I wasn't expecting that score at all!; 9/11/2011 11:34 AM
spank said...: Thanks,Rob.; 9/11/2011 11:39 AM
karina said...: I already got Adrian Peterson, whom I decided was going to be my lucky charm. I don't know why anyone else picked him up.; 9/11/2011 11:42 AM
NicJ said...: oh my god the steelers are fucking garbage; 9/11/2011 11:47 AM
spank said...: Going to town on some Laura Scudders,Vinny!; 9/11/2011 11:51 AM
Paul said...: Glitter shoes out for the game.; 9/11/2011 11:53 AM
rbnlaw said...: This fucking Commodore 64 is soooooo slooooooow!; 9/11/2011 11:55 AM
NicJ said...: i think Karina is going to be severely disappointed when she puts newly acquired Adrian Peterson in her lineup.; 9/11/2011 12:10 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: DAMMIT, SCHAUB; 9/11/2011 12:11 PM
Nostradamus said...: @karina

MB has the "real" AP. I don't kmow who that guy is.; 9/11/2011 12:11 PM
Fernie V said...: Dude, Karina is killing me. And she drafted the wrong Adrian Peterson and T.O.; 9/11/2011 12:12 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Karina's Adrian Peterson is owned by 2.4% of fantasy players, most of whom thinking he is the other Adrian Peterson.; 9/11/2011 12:13 PM
spank said...: Whatever works.; 9/11/2011 12:14 PM
Fernie V said...: She is starting Tim Tebow, I am changing my name to NO MA'AM.; 9/11/2011 12:15 PM
rbnlaw said...: Hey! Joe Flaco is kicking ass for me!

That's so nice of him. How do I unload the Raiduh's D?; 9/11/2011 12:17 PM
Josh S. said...: Eff you, Matt Stafford. My lead is almost gone before the end of the morning games.; 9/11/2011 12:20 PM
Fernie V said...: I got two players with no faces.

*cries into beer*

Hey more beer.; 9/11/2011 12:21 PM
karina said...: *cries*; 9/11/2011 12:28 PM
karina said...: People, remember I was in the middle of nowhere and since I'm working 12-15 hours a day I don't really have time to anything else, I feel numb :(; 9/11/2011 12:29 PM
NicJ said...: Ben ben picked off again!!; 9/11/2011 12:32 PM
rbnlaw said...: This fantasy footballs thingy is fun. Of course, I'm hopelessly fucking up my team.

KILL, KILL, KILL!; 9/11/2011 12:32 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Spank's luck with Steelers does not have the world's best track record.; 9/11/2011 12:33 PM
spank said...: Fuck you,Accused.

WooHoo! Ravens D!; 9/11/2011 12:34 PM
rbnlaw said...: Spank winning it with D.; 9/11/2011 12:35 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Of course, everything Spank's D does comes at the expense of the accused.; 9/11/2011 12:36 PM
Josh S. said...: Just noticed that the good professor has no one in the late games. That may help me. A little.; 9/11/2011 12:39 PM
NicJ said...: another fumble for the steelers; 9/11/2011 12:45 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Damn you, Matthew Berry. Delone Carter was not a smart start at all.; 9/11/2011 12:47 PM
spank said...: (cries); 9/11/2011 12:59 PM
rbnlaw said...: The bald eagle at the Charger game just caught a mouse in the upper deck.

And the Osprey flyover was less than impressive.

The National Anthem was chilling, though.; 9/11/2011 1:21 PM
rbnlaw said...: And Jason's dog-whisperer out scored my man Flaco.

Screw that noise.; 9/11/2011 1:22 PM
NicJ said...: not a great start for SD revamped special teams.; 9/11/2011 1:23 PM
rbnlaw said...: Who the hell has Percy Harvin?; 9/11/2011 1:25 PM
NicJ said...: haha Kaeding driving out on a cart.; 9/11/2011 1:28 PM
rbnlaw said...: I've got the Chargers in my pick-em pool. Otherwise, they can fuck themselves for all I care.

And I will not root, root, root for them if they move to LA.; 9/11/2011 1:40 PM
rbnlaw said...: Viking D = Swiss cheese.; 9/11/2011 1:42 PM
rbnlaw said...: Afternoon games are dullsville, baby.; 9/11/2011 1:53 PM
spank said...: They usually are,RB.; 9/11/2011 1:55 PM
rbnlaw said...: Frank Gore got me a point! Look out, Jason.; 9/11/2011 2:00 PM
NicJ said...: my team has been stuck at 23 since i woke up.; 9/11/2011 2:04 PM
rbnlaw said...: Naaneeee!; 9/11/2011 2:05 PM
rbnlaw said...: Akers gives me the lead, bishes!
*begins to love him some fantasy football*; 9/11/2011 2:25 PM
MeanieBreanie said...: Heller everyone..The deflators have totally deflated.
**Cries**; 9/11/2011 2:42 PM
rbnlaw said...: Why the hell did I pick the New York Football Giants v. the Horribly Outdated Racist Nicknamed team?; 9/11/2011 3:03 PM
MeanieBreanie said...: For the first time I am neck and neck with Mr. C. We might just have a slugfest after all.; 9/11/2011 3:11 PM
spank said...: TAVARIS!; 9/11/2011 3:16 PM
MeanieBreanie said...: I think I am falling in love with Mike Tolbert.; 9/11/2011 4:15 PM
spank said...: CAM!; 9/11/2011 4:17 PM
spank said...: CAM!; 9/11/2011 4:22 PM
Josh S. said...: Cam Newton outscored Brees and Rodgers?

The Prof must be punching a hole in a wall.; 9/11/2011 4:36 PM
karina said...: Meanie, what do you want for Adrian Peterson? I'm willing to give away a LOT; 9/11/2011 4:38 PM
Kyle Baker said...: 26 points from the 49ers defense? i'll take it!; 9/11/2011 4:41 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: The first installment of the "What's Your Deal?" Bowl was certainly exciting. I can't wait for it to return to Seattle.; 9/11/2011 4:41 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Down by 15, but still got three men left, including two RBs. Feeling confident about a win over the Spankster.; 9/11/2011 4:49 PM
Josh S. said...: I could use a monster game from the Jets' D.; 9/11/2011 4:58 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: What's going on with Karina and not-AP?; 9/11/2011 5:07 PM
Kyle Baker said...: I thought someone had dropped AP so snagged him right away. Turns out it is some other punk with the same name.; 9/11/2011 5:13 PM
Kyle Baker said...: I could use a monster D.; 9/11/2011 5:14 PM
Kyle Baker said...: Hiyooooooo!; 9/11/2011 5:14 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: It never occurred to you to think, "Why would someone drop AP?"; 9/11/2011 5:15 PM
Kyle Baker said...: I didn't have time to think about it. I shot first and asked questions later. Like, why would someone drop the real AP?; 9/11/2011 5:16 PM
Kyle Baker said...: Skanky white trash country ho singing to me about a game I've already chosen to tune into: check

Football is back.; 9/11/2011 5:21 PM
Josh S. said...: Why does that guy in the intro watch the game he's going to on his phone?; 9/11/2011 5:24 PM
spank said...: AP Gambit.; 9/11/2011 5:37 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Let's see if Keller is worth anything. I might have a killer TE tandem if he can connect with Sanchez.; 9/11/2011 5:43 PM
Steve K said...: Jason Campbell is good for 30 points tomorrow, right?; 9/11/2011 5:45 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: FUCK.; 9/11/2011 5:47 PM
Kyle Baker said...: Romo just got jacked on that last play.; 9/11/2011 5:51 PM
spank said...: Romo looked like Chris Everett on that sack.; 9/11/2011 5:55 PM
spank said...: *adds AP to roster*; 9/11/2011 6:03 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Ebonic Shonn Greene is getting a few carries.; 9/11/2011 6:04 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Kaeding tore an ACL, per Adam Shefter.; 9/11/2011 6:05 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: FUCK YEAH KELLER!; 9/11/2011 6:46 PM
rbnlaw said...: Who'd a thunk I'd get 15 pts from my kicker?

Nice offense, Niners!; 9/11/2011 6:56 PM
rbnlaw said...: @Marla
Why do they encourage kickers to tackle? Really, do teams carry a spare PK on the roster?

No; no they don't.; 9/11/2011 6:58 PM
Josh S. said...: Well, I got a monster game of of the Jets' D.

Sadly, that monster was Elmo.; 9/11/2011 7:55 PM
spank said...: Put on the game and then Romo fumbles. Love it.; 9/11/2011 8:05 PM
spank said...: *drops AP from roster*; 9/11/2011 8:06 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Now that D is looking more like Cookie Monster.; 9/11/2011 8:13 PM
spank said...: Big 80's action right there.; 9/11/2011 8:14 PM
spank said...: ROMO ROMO ROMO ROMO!; 9/11/2011 8:30 PM
spank said...: Damn that field goal had some movement; 9/11/2011 8:33 PM
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Nostradamus said...: What's up with the double posting, safari?; 9/11/2011 8:38 PM
Nostradamus said...: Romo went full deer-in-headlights there.; 9/11/2011 8:39 PM
spank said...: It's a good day.; 9/11/2011 8:40 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Stoopid Cowboys.; 9/11/2011 8:41 PM
spank said...: Oh Snap! I'm going to lose tomorrow.; 9/11/2011 8:42 PM
Nostradamus said...: 10 points vs. Ochocinco? I'll take it.

I'll probably still lose, but I'll take it.; 9/11/2011 8:44 PM
Kyle Baker said...: Fewer people at the Mets game than at a Dodgers game.; 9/11/2011 9:11 PM
Josh S. said...: 10 points up, heading into a one-on-one, RB vs RB match with Dittmore tomorrrow night.

I dig it.; 9/11/2011 9:49 PM
Josh S. said...: Why yes, that is me with Wes Welker on the bench.; 9/12/2011 7:14 PM