Dana Eveland (1-0, 1.13) vs. Chien-Ming Wang (2-3, 4.19).
The Dodgers have split the first two games with the Nationals, and today they throw Eveland, who went eight innings against the Pirates in his last start (his first of the year). He's up against a pitcher who is known for his fall from Yankees' grace, as well as horrible wordplay deriving from his last name. I, however, will forsake such low-hanging fruit.
But I will say that I hope the Dodgers make the Nats take one on the Chien.
UPDATED 3:24p PT: Game has been postponed due to wet grounds; they'll play two games starting at 10a tomorrow. Great, now I have to think up another lame pun.