Wednesday, September 14, 2011

2012 is Here!

That's right - the 2012 Dodgers schedule has been released.

Highlights in 2012 include the return of the Chicago White Sox...

And a visit from the ROCKIES. Both the team and the mountains. (Unless those Mayans were wrong)

The key to our surviving this Armageddous year will thus be John Cusack, star of Eight Men Out and 2012!!!

32 comments:

John G said...

they don't seem to note when "welcome the new owner" night is.

Josh S. said...

@Mariners? I may just want to go to that.

Also of note, no May Interleague games.

Mr. Customer said...

"Welcome the New Owner" night would be EVERY night.

Josh S. said...

When is "Throw Things at the Old Owner" Night?

Or is that now?

DelinO said...

They're having a contest to find their new owner. Only Top Deck regulars can apply.

Jason said...

@Josh

I'll be at each of those @Mariners games.

SoSG road trip anyone?

Mr. Customer said...

The new 8th inning tradition will be to fit the old owner with stocks and parade him around the warning track in a donkey cart.

MR.F said...

Can't we just force the old owner to walk around the field with his pants down while the Dodgers tallest employee follows him in one of those stadium golf carts while Dodger fans everywhere get to yell "Ha-ha!" at him?

Mr. Customer said...

I'll allow it.

Josh S. said...

Don't Stop Humiliatin'.

Josh S. said...

@Jason: Only if we all can get into, and subsequently kicked out of, the owner's suite.

Steve Sax said...

Morning badge traps are working. 368 badges--23 full cases

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

Lunchtime burrito sprayed across monitor at work thanks to Josh "Don't Stop Humiliatin'" post.

Getting napkins now...

Josh S. said...

Y U NO LISTEN TO ME JOE BLOCK?

Josh S. said...

Thanks, PPR. Sorry about your burrito, though.

Fred's Brim said...

Starting with Padres, Pirates, Padres, Brewers, Astros is pretty favorable

Fred's Brim said...

And why can't we ever play the Nats on a weekend?

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

I swear to God the first time I saw "2012", I was seriously getting uppity that someone would have the nerve to make a movie depicting Dodger Stadium being .... I can't even type the word... let's say "damaged". Anyway, in "2012", I don't think they showed such evil, and I was relieved.

Then, this past weekend coincidentally, I saw one of the Transformers movies (pick one), and those fuckers actually show one of those outer-space thingies crashing through the upper deck along the third base line, smashing into my Blue Heaven. Fuckers. You know some God-damned Commie bastard Yankees fan SOB graphic artist type did that. Fucker.

Blood's still boiling. Am I deranged? Am I alone on this?

Josh: remainder of burrito consumed, monitor cleaned. That was damned funny, homes.

QuadSevens said...

Love the "Nelson" treatment idea Mr. F.

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

In "The Omega Man," they tried to kill Chuck Heston at Dodger Stadium.

Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

The Decepticons landed at AT&T Park.

Steve Sax said...

DelinO posting this six minutes after my photo essay makes me feel really thunder-stolen.

Spank Horst said...

Lane Meyer.

Josh S. said...

WHERE'S MY TWO DOLLAR BEER?

Steve Sax said...

24th badge case just opened up, baybeeee

MR.F said...

So did y'all hear about Glen Rice?

Fred's Brim said...

That is awesome, Mr F.
G-Money shoots from way downtown!

Josh S. said...

I just noticed that the bulk of the Interleague matchups in 2012 are by division. (West v. West, Central v. Central v. Central, East v. East)

Bleh.

Josh S. said...

^ There, uh, should be only two Centrals there. Brain hiccup.

Spank Horst said...

Slam Dunk,Mr.F.

DodgersKings323 said...

I was also hoping not to see that, my cousin watched that movie on our PC right here, i just skimmed through that Hollywood floppage.
Safeco here i come! Get your Ichiro jersey and get ready to throw some fish.
Of course it's a 4 game series in STL again and of course in the middle of July so there's no way in hell i would attempt to do that. Maybe Houston in April?

DelinO said...

Sax might have the Thunder.
But I GOT THE LIGHTNING