Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Final Four, 1st Half: Comment-Time!

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Results:

  1. Erin leads Dusto Magnifico by 0:12
  2. Dr Geek leads Neeebs by 0:10

35 comments:

Erin said...

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Erin said...

What I meant to say:

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

MR. F. said...

blahblahblah

Dr. Geek said...

No!

Greg Hao said...

my god, erin, are you sitting next to EK???

Dusto_Magnifico said...

ugh!

Dusto_Magnifico said...

I got wrapped up in reading about april fools office pranks...

Neeebs said...

late

Neeebs said...

Dusto:

All you can hope for is a big, poopy diaper on the next post.

Erin said...

I should probably be ashamed of the zeal with which I am playing this game. "Obsessed" doesn't even begin to cover it.

My spouse has already prohibited me from playing next year. That's how you know it's bad.

Dusto_Magnifico said...

What would be ideal is a leaky diaper... that would involve cleaning more than just the but.

Dusto_Magnifico said...

Erin:

Why not just quit now... while your ahead.

Neeebs said...

Erin:

Never be ashamed. Zeal is good. Todd Zeile is better.

Neeebs said...

EK:

Can you give us the average clock in time for Erin? I'm sure its a Final Four record at this point.

Spank said...

Mere seconds for Erin.

Katie said...

Dusto, I will totally put Erin on diaper duty through April 1.

And everyone, she's not prohibited from playing next year. She just has to do it somewhere else. We have seriously taken SoSG to the shower with us for the last three days of play.

MR. F. said...

Taken SoSG to the shower? Hot!

Eric Karros said...

I haven't compiled clock-in stats this year, but back in 2009 Neeebs held the fastest comment-time of 10 minutes.

I have a feeling that's gonna get beaten.

Spank said...

I've never thought of taking SoSG to the shower. I'm losing my edge.

QuadSevens said...

Erin's comment times so far (in order):

10
1
0
4
1
1
-1

Yes, negative one minute for her most recent comment time thread! Average so far, 2.29 minutes.

Dusto_Magnifico said...

I... uh... got her right where I want her...

Erin said...

That is truly strange. When I first looked at the post, it said it had posted at 3:13, and my comment was also at 3:13. I have no idea how it now claims to have posted at 3:14, allowing my post to get in one minute prior.

I swear I'm not cheating.

Dusto_Magnifico said...

I think its time for an investigation... (This is about the only way I can move on)

Erin is sooooo obviously cheating.

Eric Karros said...

FYI I did manipulate the time on the post one minute forward for gags...and now I can't change it back

Dr. Geek said...

I was hoping for some erotic SOSG fan fiction with some of the posts above.

Neeebs said...

Inquiry!!!!!

Erin said...

It would definitely have to be fiction, Dr. Geek. Nothing erotic happens in a shower when one of you is constantly sticking an arm out to refresh a screen on a damn laptop.

Spank said...

It was a dark and stormy night. Spank enters the hot shower with a can of beer in one hand and a bottle of conditioner in the other.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You guys are freaks.

(proceeds to punch walls)

Spank said...

...Suddenly there is a knock on the door. SoSG Lasorda.

MR. F. said...

It's too early for wall-punching, MRLASC! We have an entire season for that =(.

Greg Hao said...

as I said in a previous thread,I'm effin glad that I lost in the previous round as I would've been castrated b erin.

craziness i tells ya crazines!!!!

Dusty Baker said...

It's funny that three of the four finalists are folks who (love them as we do) spend far less time posting on this site than many others do. EK, can you work on some algorithm to explain this phenomenon?

ps @Erin

That's why I am not playing this year. Mrs Dusty specifically forbade me from it. Also, my cardiologist did.

Dr. Geek said...

@ Dusty:

Lurkers gotta represent.

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

Life got complicated fast, had to drop off the radar for a bit, sorry I missed the bracket!