No time for feel-good stories here. The Dodgers are tied for 12th place in the Cactus League, and more chilling is the fact that the Dodgers have the third-worst run differential in the league (at -27) and the fewest runs scored in the league (at 123). Can splitting the squad up today lead to double the goodness (this STGT was written the night before, prior to the afternoon game against the D'backs)?
Well, we know how clone sagas end. Poorly.