The Mariners are coming! The Mariners are coming! And if you care, you'd better get your fill tonight because they ain't coming back this year. Unless the Dodgers and Seattle make the World Series.
In other words, they ain't coming back.
The last time the Dodgers wrangled with the Seamen was 2006 2009, when Seattle took two of three at Dodger Stadium. But that was before those bah-stads stole Ken Levine from us! So consider tonight's matchup payback. But if the Mariners win, we're still keeping Josh Suchon.
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Ah...the San Diego Mariners Hockey Club.
Classic
At least it isn't the evil San Diego Gulls.
RIP Fresno Falcons.
I bet these seamen have never come close to a whale's vagina.
In German they do.
actually they last tussled in 2009
Thanks, fixed.
Not a bad start.
Everyone must be too cool for radio.
Just got in Mr.C. Give me time to chillax,holmes.
Waybill this game on Fox Sports North West. Dodgers in the blue jerseys. Dodger stadium is pretty empty.
"What a stiff! That putz needed four pitches before he could hit it out of the park! His defense is terrible! I refuse to introduce myself! PAGE FUCKING TWO, BITCHES!"
- my picture of T.J. Simers in the press box right now
Man, I really dislike the guy.
The young'uns are doing well tonight.
Dis shizz not televised?
We can't be fuckin stopped.
@db
Indeed. It's an evening with crazy uncles Rick and Charlie.
RUBBY DE LA ROSA IS THE FUTURE OF THIS ORGANIZATON.
Is 8-0 the real score?
*rubs eyes*
Wait, we're winning? This may be the only time to witness an ass whompin', and it ain't televised.
The FSNW feed is FREEEEE on MLB.TV.
DEE GORDON, YO!
I hope we can at least get this kind of pitching on a regular basis.
Aaron Miles is back to pissing me off.
I just realized that, Josh. In the 8th inning, of course. Right in time to see that Mariners HR.
Best revelation of the night for me is the fact that the dodgers dumped lame ass Gary Glitter as the HR trot song and finally brought back Zombie Nation.
Lil' Deuce is growing like a weed! Meanwhile, his dad is probably actually growing weed.
Party status: Being made
Hooray! No more meaningless, soul-crushing baseball! Now we get meaningful, soul-crushing baseball!
Ready for Opening (sort of) Day!
RT @Dodgers: Paul, Ellis, De Jesus, Jansen and Gimenez make first career Opening Day roster #Dodgers
Am I reading this correctly? Ellis and Gimenez?
Gwynn will be in left (WTF?) and Carroll at second. Cormier, Miles, and MacDougal make the team.
That's a typo; it's supposed to say "rooster." They made it in arts and crafts class.
BTW: 1976 Topps Traded Dusty Baker in full effect, ya'll!
Ellis and Gimenez both on the roster makes sense. Gimenez can back up first when Thames is playing left. (Gibbons also plays first, but is on the DL.)
Dusty looks like Tracy Morgan there.
Or Gary Coleman's older, average-sized brother.
Was this known already - Fernando throwing out first pitch tomorrow?
I'm going to cry like a schoolgirl.
BTW: to all who are at the game, and if I run into you: I'll be with my boss. Ixnay on the mentions of GT posting during the day!
But feel free to bring up the bear porn and mid-day drinking.
Jeeze, the callers on Dodgertalk are a bunch of downers.
We haven't exactly been the half-glass-full group either.
at least there aren't any giants fans calling in yet.
*reaches through iPad and slaps Josh*
(on the arse)
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Opening Day 25-man roster:
Infielders: James Loney, Jamey Carroll, Rafael Furcal, Juan Uribe, Ivan DeJesus, Aaron Miles
Outfielders: Andre Ethier, Matt Kemp, Tony Gwynn, Jr., Xavier Paul, Marcus Thames
Catchers: Rod Barajas, Hector Gimenez, A.J. Ellis
Starting Pitchers: Clayton Kershaw, Chad Billingsley, Hiroki Kuroda, Ted Lilly
Relief Pitchers: Lance Cormier, Mike MacDougal, Kenley Jansen, Blake Hawksworth, Matt Guerrier, Hong-Chih Kuo, Jonathan Broxton
Lasorda: decidedly not up in bish.
*cry by comment*
With Battletoad out, we have no pitchers of Latin descent.
Maybe Fernando can throw more than just the first pitch.
Nevermind. Kenley counts, right?
Kenley = Latino Lite, no?
I remember Fernando's last outings with the Dodgers. I'd much rather have Chente throwing beanballs with his left arm.
woohoo were in first place!!!
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