Wednesday, March 30, 2011

STGT: March 30 vs. Mariners, 7p

The Mariners are coming! The Mariners are coming! And if you care, you'd better get your fill tonight because they ain't coming back this year. Unless the Dodgers and Seattle make the World Series.

In other words, they ain't coming back.

The last time the Dodgers wrangled with the Seamen was 2006 2009, when Seattle took two of three at Dodger Stadium. But that was before those bah-stads stole Ken Levine from us! So consider tonight's matchup payback. But if the Mariners win, we're still keeping Josh Suchon.

53 comments:

Neeebs said...

Ah...the San Diego Mariners Hockey Club.

Classic

Paul said...

At least it isn't the evil San Diego Gulls.

RIP Fresno Falcons.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I bet these seamen have never come close to a whale's vagina.

Neeebs said...

Do whales have vaginas?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

In German they do.

DodgerDug said...

actually they last tussled in 2009

Orel said...

Thanks, fixed.

Mr. Customer said...

Not a bad start.

Mr. Customer said...

Everyone must be too cool for radio.

Spank said...

Just got in Mr.C. Give me time to chillax,holmes.

Paul said...

Waybill this game on Fox Sports North West. Dodgers in the blue jerseys. Dodger stadium is pretty empty.

Paul said...

Suck it Simers.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

"What a stiff! That putz needed four pitches before he could hit it out of the park! His defense is terrible! I refuse to introduce myself! PAGE FUCKING TWO, BITCHES!"

- my picture of T.J. Simers in the press box right now

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Man, I really dislike the guy.

Mr. Customer said...

The young'uns are doing well tonight.

Dusty Baker said...

Dis shizz not televised?

Paul said...

We can't be fuckin stopped.

Mr. Customer said...

@db

Indeed. It's an evening with crazy uncles Rick and Charlie.

Josh S. said...

RUBBY DE LA ROSA IS THE FUTURE OF THIS ORGANIZATON.

Spank said...

Is 8-0 the real score?

*rubs eyes*

Dusty Baker said...

Wait, we're winning? This may be the only time to witness an ass whompin', and it ain't televised.

Josh S. said...

The FSNW feed is FREEEEE on MLB.TV.

Josh S. said...

DEE GORDON, YO!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I hope we can at least get this kind of pitching on a regular basis.

Josh S. said...

Aaron Miles is back to pissing me off.

Dusty Baker said...

I just realized that, Josh. In the 8th inning, of course. Right in time to see that Mariners HR.

Nicholas said...

Best revelation of the night for me is the fact that the dodgers dumped lame ass Gary Glitter as the HR trot song and finally brought back Zombie Nation.

Dusty Baker said...

Lil' Deuce is growing like a weed! Meanwhile, his dad is probably actually growing weed.

Dusty Baker said...

Party status: Being made

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Hooray! No more meaningless, soul-crushing baseball! Now we get meaningful, soul-crushing baseball!

rbnlaw said...

Ready for Opening (sort of) Day!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

RT @Dodgers: Paul, Ellis, De Jesus, Jansen and Gimenez make first career Opening Day roster #Dodgers

Am I reading this correctly? Ellis and Gimenez?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Gwynn will be in left (WTF?) and Carroll at second. Cormier, Miles, and MacDougal make the team.

Dusty Baker said...

That's a typo; it's supposed to say "rooster." They made it in arts and crafts class.

Dusty Baker said...

BTW: 1976 Topps Traded Dusty Baker in full effect, ya'll!

Josh S. said...

Ellis and Gimenez both on the roster makes sense. Gimenez can back up first when Thames is playing left. (Gibbons also plays first, but is on the DL.)

Josh S. said...

Dusty looks like Tracy Morgan there.

Dusty Baker said...

Or Gary Coleman's older, average-sized brother.

Dusty Baker said...

Was this known already - Fernando throwing out first pitch tomorrow?

I'm going to cry like a schoolgirl.

BTW: to all who are at the game, and if I run into you: I'll be with my boss. Ixnay on the mentions of GT posting during the day!

Josh S. said...

But feel free to bring up the bear porn and mid-day drinking.

NicJ said...

Jeeze, the callers on Dodgertalk are a bunch of downers.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

We haven't exactly been the half-glass-full group either.

NicJ said...

at least there aren't any giants fans calling in yet.

Dusty Baker said...

*reaches through iPad and slaps Josh*


(on the arse)

Dusty Baker said...

45

Dusty Baker said...

Opening Day 25-man roster:

Infielders: James Loney, Jamey Carroll, Rafael Furcal, Juan Uribe, Ivan DeJesus, Aaron Miles
Outfielders: Andre Ethier, Matt Kemp, Tony Gwynn, Jr., Xavier Paul, Marcus Thames
Catchers: Rod Barajas, Hector Gimenez, A.J. Ellis
Starting Pitchers: Clayton Kershaw, Chad Billingsley, Hiroki Kuroda, Ted Lilly
Relief Pitchers: Lance Cormier, Mike MacDougal, Kenley Jansen, Blake Hawksworth, Matt Guerrier, Hong-Chih Kuo, Jonathan Broxton

Dusty Baker said...

Lasorda: decidedly not up in bish.

Spank said...

*cry by comment*

Josh S. said...

With Battletoad out, we have no pitchers of Latin descent.

Maybe Fernando can throw more than just the first pitch.

Josh S. said...

Nevermind. Kenley counts, right?

Dusty Baker said...

Kenley = Latino Lite, no?

Spank said...

I remember Fernando's last outings with the Dodgers. I'd much rather have Chente throwing beanballs with his left arm.

Fred's Brim said...

woohoo were in first place!!!