Thursday, April 01, 2010

I ♥ Brian Cavazos-Galvez!

I want to make a my tribute to the best Dodgers player Brian Cavazos-Galvez to show I am becoming a true Dodgers Fan and Blue Babe!

Brian is the centerpiece of Dodgers team, with by far the most SLG's, which my American friend Mitch says is the most important number in baseball. He has double the SLG's (he has 4!) than the next best hitter Russ Ortiz (he has 2) and J Lindsey (also 2). It is amazing the Dodgers have 3 players with so many SLG's all on the same team. Most Dodgers have less than one! Even midfielder Matt Kemp who is friends with Rihanna has less than half a SLG (only 0.455!).

Go Brian! Bring Dodgers the championship!

Dodgers superstar Brian Cavazos-Galvez



MR.F said...

The phrase "half a SLG" is brilliant.

rbnlaw said...

Today tops even the Assassin's Circle days.

Jason said...

@MR. F

It is a distant cousin of Monty Python's Eric the Half a Bee.

Nostradamus said...


Cyril Connolley?

I did not need that suggestion to my internal soundtrack for this afternoon.