Headline by Dusto Magnifico. Nice work!
From Tim Brown and Steve Henson at Yahoo! Sports:
Source: Ramirez’s substance a sexual enhancer
A source close to Manny Ramirez said Thursday that the illegal substance for which the Los Angeles Dodgers slugger tested positive was not "an agent customarily used for performance enhancing."
At least not on the baseball diamond. The source, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said the substance is supposed to boost sex drive. It is not Viagra, but a substance that treats the cause rather providing a temporary boost in sexual performance, the source said.
Ramirez tested positive for the substance during spring training, then was administered a second test more recently, and it also was positive. Major League Baseball notified Ramirez of the second positive test after Wednesday night’s Dodgers victory over the Washington Nationals. Ramirez admitted to having taken the substance and declined to appeal.
Bring on the Schadenfreude!
UPDATE: As usual, SoSGers and our commenters deliver. Nic j gets in on the "Mannywood" fun:
Takes sitting in the mannywood section to a whole new level.