Monday, May 11, 2009

It Gets Worse...UPDATED W/ PIC

Remember that story on Gary "Bababooey" Dell'Abate's recent entry into worst pitch ever? (It's down half a page, but if that button's not working you can just click here.)

Actually, that's a picture of John Oates. But Gary used to look like this.

Well, things have gone from awful to awfuler for Howard Stern's producer - so bad, that he's being compared to Oliver Perez and Phil Hughes. According to the New York Post and New York Daily News:

Gary Dell’Abate (we all know him as Baba Booey) from the Howard Stern show delivered what has to be the most embarrassing ceremonial first pitch in baseball history Saturday.

Chris "Mad Dog" Russo said, ""Oh, was it bad. If that were me I'd burn every tape. I'd be like Nixon. That was pathetic!"

It's not everyday a man's worst fear happens in front of 40,000 people, and then gets covered exhaustively to the delight of millions. But in all fairness, the only reason Gary was there in the first place was to promote Autistic Awareness. And there's no such thing as bad publicity. So in respect to a worthy cause, I'm throwing a link up HERE.

2 comments:

Penos Cabell said...

Artie had a field day today. Gary was pissed. When Artie is awake, he is one of the funniest guys around.

RIP Blue Iris.

Delino DeShields said...

I never thought Blue Iris would be mentioned here. And for the sake of all, let's keep her identity on the DL.