Saturday, May 09, 2009

Baba Blunder

Add a new clip to the list of WORST OPENING DAY PITCHES EVER. Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate, Howard Stern's loyal producer/pissboy, attempted to get the ball through the air towards the general vicinity of the catcher. Mission Unaccomplished.

PS - I once got Gary to sign a picture of a monkey. Look for it on eBay, if I ever find it.

PPSS - Baba Booey's been offered a $36 three-year contract from the Mets to understudy Oliver Perez.

7 comments:

Chappy said...

I listen to the show and... this is so sad... BaBa Booey said he was actually so worried that he would screw up when throwing out the first pitch that he hired a pitching coach to help him prepare.

Money well spent!

fanerman said...

Who?

Penos Cabell said...

MA-MA-Monkey. Horse-tooth Jack-Ass.

Delino DeShields said...

Chappy - Gary just gave them material for the next month. He almost had his kid throw the pitch for him, but didn't want to pressure the kid.

Looking forward to Monday morning

Penos Cabell said...

Artie is gonna give Gary so much shit. He already talks about how gay the Mets are.

Delino DeShields said...

Apparently Artie mentioned it in his standup Saturday night.

Literally, Gary's worst fear about what could happen did.

Surprised it hasn't been on ESPN yet.

Penos Cabell said...

ESPN won't mention it because they are part of the ABC family, and Howard Stern is evil to them.