Sunday, May 06, 2012

Game 28 Thread: May 6 vs. Cubs, 11:20a

Aaron Harang (1-2, 5.72) vs. Travis Wood (0-0, -.--)

Today features a rubber match with the Cubs before our boys head back home. Here's hoping Harang can bounce back from his poor performance in Colorado. It should be easy pickings for the offense against Travis Wood, who will be making his Cubs debut today. Or Wood might be fired up for the start and pitch the game of his life. Or the baseball gods may mistake him for Kerry Wood and curse him with a long-term arm injury.

Dodgers will need a victory to be able to call the current roast trip a relative success, though that may be a bit of a stretch, and it would be nice to have a bit of momentum coming into what will be a tough home stand against the Giants. A win would also keep pace with MLB-leading Rays (19-9).

Best of all, this will be the last game (for awhile) that starts while most of us are still eating breakfast.

UPDATES: A little bit of a rain delay, but nothing serious. However, there is some bad news about Matt Kemp. Reportedly, a tight hamstring means Matty is scratched from the lineup, thus ending the longest active streak of consecutive games at 392.

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: Kemp is available to pinch hit today.

YET ANOTHER UPDATE: Per @ESPNChiCubs, "Rain stopped but more storms building to west. Could be long day. Dodgers don't return...so they'll wait as long as possible"

GUESS WHAT THIS IS. AN UPDATE!: Appears getting the game in today is going to be difficult, and if it happens it will be later in the day. BUT we have hockey on now. Let's use this thread to comment and root on the Kings!

346 comments:

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Dusty Baker said...

@Sax

Exactly. Pixar made these irrelevant, no?

Steve Sax said...

Blimpie > Subway, right?

I'm not sure where to rank Quizno's. I like them, but I can never wait for the damn thing to toast.

Fred's Brim said...

lets get some insurance runs, please!

Steve Sax said...

@Dusty: right.

And even though Cars 2 sucked, it was still the authority on those things.

Dusty Baker said...

I like how Quizno's huge selling point is that they toast their bread. Holy shit, they have small toaster ovens! That separates them from everyone else!

Steve Sax said...

I think I pulled something watching Rivera's swing on strike 2

Fred's Brim said...

@Saxy, I prefer Blimpie to Subway, not sure if it's better though

Dusty Baker said...

@Sax

Yeah those movies blow...are way below the Pixar standard. But it seemingly doesn't matter because they sell so much merch.

Steve Sax said...

It's a 3-2 game and there is NO ONE there.

Rivera leadoff single! Nice at bat Juan not-Uribe

Fred's Brim said...

@Dusty, until Blimpie and Subway started doing the same thing

Quiznos: "*sigh* now what?"

Dusty Baker said...

Programming Note:
Kings Live Postgame directly after Dodgers game. Props to PrimetTicket for prioritizing a big playoff milestone.

Steve Sax said...

@Dusty 4:40p: we should start a sandwich chain whose differentiator is a LARGE toaster oven

Dusty Baker said...

Quiznos board meeting: Ok, guys. We were the thought leader on toasted bread for a long time, but now everyone's catching up. What else we got?

Rest of board: (shrugs)

Fred's Brim said...

i have an awful feeling that one of those seagulls will help the Cubs win it in the 9th

Dusty Baker said...

"We're Toastierer!"

Steve Sax said...

Loney, hit a goddamn RBI here

Dusty Baker said...

Those gulls are starting to look good I'm so hungry.

Steve Sax said...

Goddamn it, that wasn't it, James

Fred's Brim said...

"quality ingredients?"
"no"
"great customer service?"
"haha good one"
"celebrity spokeperson?"
"hmmm"

NicJ said...

Loney vs. everyone.

Dusty Baker said...

James is just friggin godawful. I know he's a good guy with a big heart and everything, but we have to fix ourselves at 1B.

Steve Sax said...

Quiznos board meeting (continued): we could toast BOTH sides of the bread!

Dusty Baker said...

@FB

Did you see the Beasties/Mets post?

Dusty Baker said...

(promotes Sax after both sides toasted idea)

Steve Sax said...

We could drip the melted cheese into the customers' mouths!

Hideo Nomo said...

Hello?

Dusty Baker said...

In comes Javy to try to close this one down.

Please do, because I don't want to have to re-do the whole PGT cause I need to go pee and get something to eat.

Fred's Brim said...

I did - that is quality stuff. I was trying to think of more Mets (or baseball-related) lyrics but my memory has been dumb today

Steve Sax said...

Holy shit, I want a Southwest Patty Melt.

I NEED a Southwest Patty Melt.

And her, as the side.

Fred's Brim said...

grr
be mean, Javy!

Hideo Nomo said...

I would sign the Tupac hologram to play first.

And to endorse Quizno's.

Dusty Baker said...

Hot cheese tap? Genius!

Steve Sax said...

I am digging these Prime Ticket models

Steve Sax said...

We could toast the INSIDE of the bread!

We could microwave the customer and toast the sandwich inside of them (radiation side effects notwithstanding)!

Dusty Baker said...

That's it, keep talking about how Welington doesn't have a hit. Guaranteed to get him his first HR.

Steve Sax said...

Javy has some serious swagger

Dusty Baker said...

We could have a tiny sandwich pill that customers swallow, which would then expand inside them when in their stomachs. A foot long sub in pill form!

Dusty Baker said...

Gnats won 4-3 in extra innings.

Dusty Baker said...

Man I miss badges.

Steve Sax said...

This is a looooong AB

Dusty Baker said...

Nine pitches in this AB.

Steve Sax said...

Adam Jones with a three-run HR in the 17th

Dusty Baker said...

We should acquire Adam Jones.

For this game.

Dusty Baker said...

DP set up here. Come on boys, let's go home!

Steve Sax said...

Giants squeezed out the win in 11

Steve Sax said...

Guerra needs a DP here

Cliff Beefpile said...

Oh fer crap's sake, Guerra, come on!

Steve Sax said...

Fuck, get someone up in the bullpen!

Like, Kenley in disguise.

Fred's Brim said...

throw strikes, stupid!

Steve Sax said...

Losing this game, and this series, would be very bad.

karina said...

it is NOT a time for your usual MSB tactics Campana, please

Steve Sax said...

Find the strike zone Javy

karina said...

^the

NicJ said...

Castro with a walk off.

Dusty Baker said...

This Campana punks better not beat us or karina is in big trouble!

Fred's Brim said...

@Nic - sounds about right

Steve Sax said...

Big gap there in right center

Holy shit that is exactly where he hit it

Tie game.

Dusty Baker said...

Tie game. Karina, this is on your shoulders!

Fred's Brim said...

goddammit!!!!

Steve Sax said...

Mellis had a sweet relay there.

karina said...

run(s)?????????????

i KNEW it :____________(

Dusty Baker said...

Great, now we get more question marks around Guerra, the game continues, we'll get home late...just what we didn't need.

Hideo Nomo said...

Fuck a doodle doo.

Fred's Brim said...

why can't Dee do that?

Oh yeah, he did, a couple of days ago

Steve Sax said...

Man, I am surly.

karina said...

Why Dusty? i'm not the one who's pitching, i just described Campana's MSB antics, that's all

Fred's Brim said...

karina has been right on with her predictions lately

Steve Sax said...

Extra fucking baseball. Seagulls are pissed off here.

Dusty Baker said...

Free, if unwanted, baseball. Jesus, Javy.

NicJ said...

A loss would have been better. Now we are just delaying our flight even more.

Steve Sax said...

I want me a toasted seagull sandwich.

NicJ said...

I blame Loney.

Dusty Baker said...

@Sax

I heard hot melted cheese tastes really good on seagull.

karina said...

gotta go and get some dinner for my mom, please, Dodgers, win the game!

Dusty Baker said...

I blame Collins and Lyons.

For making me surlier than usual with their inane commentary.

karina said...

Fred's Brim :$

Steve Sax said...

Ellis got him. Good call.

Dusty Baker said...

Does your mom need some dinner, Neeebs?

Steve Sax said...

Now would be a nice time for an Abreu HR.

Fred's Brim said...

sorry karina, your guys have been rough on us lately

Hideo Nomo said...

Somebody hit that button at a Chicago Buffalo Wild Wings.

Steve Sax said...

What the hell kind of name is "athletico physical therapy" (behind home plate)?

Steve Sax said...

Abreu with a weak comebacker.

Fred's Brim said...

damn

Fred's Brim said...

@Sax, he hit it pretty hard actually, nearly took his head off

Dusty Baker said...

@ Sax re Abreu

Were you commenting on his career arc?

Fred's Brim said...

this ump is all over the place with his strike zone

spank said...

Can we DFA Guerra?

Fred's Brim said...

boring

Dusty Baker said...

Is Heath Bell available....oh.

NicJ said...

Well this is going to be a failure of a road trip.

Steve Sax said...

@FB, you're right, he hit it hard. I was referring to the fact that it was just weak in general.

Steve Sax said...

Jamey Wright in. Game over.

Fred's Brim said...

@Sax gotcha
He's been pretty unlucky so far as a Dodger. He's been taking a lot of pitches, when he hits the ball, he has hit them well and when he has struck out, he's gotten jobbed. I won't say I am coming around to him but he seems to be taking better at bats than Rivera and Loney

Fred's Brim said...

*sigh* Jamey

Dusty Baker said...

I took better ABs than Loney when I was in second grade.

Dusty Baker said...

Get Jerry Mather out.

Fred's Brim said...

Uribe looks mad

Fred's Brim said...

as The Beaver...

Hideo Nomo said...

THE, KENNEDY, THE

Fred's Brim said...

Hairston would have had that

Dusty Baker said...

Bryce Harper just stole home.

spank said...

The beaver got picked off.

Steve Sax said...

Mather caught napping on the base paths.

On to the 11th.

Dusty Baker said...

Dodgers chase Beaver in a rundown to get out of the inning.

Fred's Brim said...

hey, ummmm, hitters? DO SOMETHING!!!

Fred's Brim said...

@Dusty a real steal or a double steal thingy?

Fred's Brim said...

when you catch the beaver, you gotta tag it hard

Dusty Baker said...

Cubs fans don't stay until the end.

Dusty Baker said...

@FB

I'm only following on tha Twitters so not sure how the steal happened. Don't think it was a natural steal, though. I know it happened after Cole Hamels hit Harper and put him on base.

Fred's Brim said...

thanks, DB

Fred's Brim said...

MLB.tv on Roku effing up, won't go past the 10th inning for some reason. I am forced to watch WGN with Bob Brenly

Mute becoming a very real option

Fred's Brim said...

Cmon Dre, earn your payday

Fred's Brim said...

you finally get a righty, go to work

Dusty Baker said...

Dre with only one hit in this series? Wow.

Dusty Baker said...

@FB

At least you don't have to listen to Eric Collins.

Fred's Brim said...

Rivera is the whole team

Dusty Baker said...

Uribe is the whole team, size-wise.

Fred's Brim said...

can we trade Kennedy for a berliner?

spank said...

that was not good.

Dusty Baker said...

Dear god, not Scott Elbert.

spank said...

Stoopid Kennedy. Should have had that.

Orel said...

Twitter says Bryce Harper just stole home.

Dusty Baker said...

@Orel

Are you running ten minutes behind?

spank said...

The bullpen is crap.

Franklin Stubbs said...

This isn't going to end well

NicJ said...

I'm waiting for a press release from McCourt stating how the dodgers were so much better under his reign.

Fred's Brim said...

this is terrible

Hideo Nomo said...

Just end it. This is stupid.

Fred's Brim said...

yuck

Fred's Brim said...

pathetic

spank said...

BOOOOO!

Franklin Stubbs said...

Balls.

Fred's Brim said...

that Go Cubs Go song might be the worst thing I've ever heard

Hideo Nomo said...

Burn it down.

Franklin Stubbs said...

That was not the greatest road trip ever.

NicJ said...

I believe that makes us .500 if you don't count the pads/bucs in the beginning of the year.

Lucky for us those do count.

Alex said...

346

Orel said...

So. We just dropped two of three to the Cubs.

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NicJ said...

Loney hitting .067 in May.

Fred's Brim said...

call me Surly Howard right now

Franklin Stubbs said...

To be fair, I don't count on winning any game that Harang starts. It just sucks to get comebacked in the ninth YET AGAIN.

Fred's Brim said...

Loney hitting me in the back of the skull, repeatedly. Same sensation, same result for the game

Dusty Baker said...

GDPGT up.

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