Clayton Kershaw (2-0, 2.63 ERA) vs. Ryan Vogelsong (0-2, 3.42 ERA)
In 2011, Kershaw feasted on the Giants, going 5-0 with a paltry 1.07 ERA. In 2012, he's off to a solid, if unspectacular start and is coming off a game in Colorado where he gave up three home runs (for the first time in his career). It's the perfect time to go up against a team he usually manhandles.
Unfortunately, rotations didn't sync up to give us another matchup with perpetual Kershaw whipping boy Timmah Linceum. Instead, we get journeyman Vogelsong, in search of his first win. He won't be finding it here, if the Cy Young winner, the MVP-to-be, and the...*ahem*..."worst fans in baseball" have anything to say about it.
MS Paint masterpiece by me.
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RIP Maurice Sendak.
Josh Hamilton with 4 HR today. 5 HR and a double in his last 6 PA.
That gives him 14, right? Now HE'S on pace with 2001 Barroid.
I got chills.
I feel a little sick to my stomach saying this but I was hoping Abreu would be in the lineup again
and the Gnats can go to hell
lotta Busters, Bretts and Brandons in that Gnats lineup
nice pickup, Juanny
I wanna call Mellis "Ranger Factor".
this homeplate ump is loud
That's using your legs, Dee.
attaboy Dee!
am I really 2 minutes behind you, Marla?
hmmm
GAHDDAMMIT
Where's Ted Lilly when u need him? This Kershaw kid is getting smacked around.
Hmmm. Another HR off Clayton.
what the hell?
they were booing Clayton after that home run
not really
WORST FANS EVER
BOOOOOOOO!!
Maybe Clayton really liked Frank McCourt.
throw strikes, stupid
I was saying Booouuuuribe.
Kershaw looks pretty crappy. Missing all over the place.
Is that a Jheri curl I see under Crawford's helmet?
WTF happened? Clay gave up a HR?
(at a business function w no Dodger game handy, Vinny)
Then a walk and a single.
I don't like where this game is going.
Did Kershaw and Lilly have some sort of Freaky Friday moment or something?
Clayton's pitches seem to be high
Kershaw so far this inning: single, HR, K, BB, single.
Spanky seems to be high, too.
high on life
and some drugs
I'm going to find my yearbook and draw devil horns on Brett Pill's picture.
that's a lotta deuces
That was a bitter pill of an inning.
(flogs self for crappy pun)
(flogs self for pleasure)
Double Dre!
Dre double.
46
45
DAMMIT!
I'm out.
Can one get his press credentials revoked if he uses the team's wifi to make fun of the attendance every single night?
Flogging Dusty was the original name for the band Flogging Molly. That was until Dusty Springfield sued them. Molly Ringwald doesn't have an opinion
Suck it,Celtics.
writers have done less to have their credentials yanked
and even less to have other things yanked
Flogging Molly Ringwald was a hit song by the Flaming Menudos.
Once the LA Times goes under they will get revoked anyways.
nice tag, Dre
Come on Loney. hit the ball you bastard.
Loney double!
He heard me. Woohoo!
Belly whopper!!
attaboy FJL!
Urine with the homerun dramatics swing on a flyball.
If he was a Giant, that would have gone 10 rows into the pavillion
Beard mode retires.
:( i'll miss you, beardo
Cmon, Clayton, we want a clean inning
i hate that Calamari dude on the Nuggets.
nice inning by clay
Maybe the second inning was an anomaly.
i like it
@ Spank
Not only was Flogging Molly Ringwald a Flaming Menudos song, it was also the basis for a successful lawsuit brought against the band. Neeebs and Paul mounted a valiant defense whose logic revolved around the fact that Ringwald deserved the flogging in order to preserve social order. However, the strict constitutionalists of the Supreme Court eventually disagrees despite the, er, offerings on the side that were conveyed. Sad tale, really. And look what happened to Molly.
I like seeing Magic every time the camera pans to the on-deck circle.
I'd like to see Magic pinch hit for Urine.
thanks for the info Dusty. i don't remeber that. i must have been high with Neeebs mom at the time.
Mellis!
Come on Kemp. hit it out so i can watch the Laker game mutt.
A single for Kemp. Two on, one out for Dre.
2 on for Dre day.
BOOOOOOOO!
@Spank
Your not remembering anything was also part of the defense strategy.
That was totally Loney's plan.
James Loney is the man.
Why can't Bobby be starting.
@MLASC, I think they change his colostomy bag on Tuesdays
*James Loney is the man (on defense)
C'mon, Juany.
that inning sucked
blurg
Cmon, Clayton, keep throwing up the zeros. Hopefully the bats will get lucky and get you a couple of runs
shoot the ball ,mofo
Mellis!
The Range Ranger goes and gets it!
Work the walk, Clayton!
dammit
I would have thought they'd go for this face when making Orel's bobblehead.
BARNES!
bulldog, ANGRY!
Need the floodgates to open for the Dodgers so I can watch the Lake Show
TheriLOL
Juany almost had that one.
Urine smothers the ball but can't find it under his gut; one-out single for melky
Wow, nice K by Clayton to get out of the inning
nice hook
Now let's get a couple of runs, kay?
All right, I'll settle for just one run.
that was crappy
bo-ring
goddammit lakers
It would be nice to get a hit off of Vogelsong
phew - I thought Vin jinxed us there
Rivera Loney Uribe scheduled for the seventh. Anyone guessing we go 1-2-3?
BOOOOO!!
Now back to the Dodger game.
The last two nights, Nancy B hasnt accompanied GBA. What gives? These guys need the help.
nice work, Clayton
Evelyn Taft! Wow.
Evelyn Taft > Carl's Jr Drive In girl
1-2-3 we will not be going.
Here we go. Let's make some noise,y'all.
Drive in girl is Kate Upton, Sax. Do you homework.
attaboy, Juanny!
FJL, please don't GIDP
FJL does not GIDP.
Back to back singles? Surprising!
Here's Urine to hit into a triple play...
Uribe triple play here.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCKING BUNT.
Or double play.
Attaboy, James!
Second worse thing.
Urine, you fucking suck donkey balls
Looked like Urine was safe but who cares.
How eloquent, Sax.
I think he actually beat the throw.
Uribe must be stopped before he kills again.
DAMMIT x2
It's up to you, Ajellis.
Is that Larry David in the front row?
The next time anyone gets psyched about Ned, they need to remember two players
Juan Uribe
Jason Schmidt
I want Ajellis and Posey to get in a scrap.
Fucking A, Urine, you are horrible. And fat.
The only one psyched about Ned is Ned.
Sax isn't incensed.
@Gnomes 9:03p: I think Uribe ate the throw.
*sigh*
I am bitter!!!!
FREEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
I'm more pissed with Donnie for putting the bunt on in the first place.
Did Mattingly call for Uribe to bunt?
Keep us within one, Clayton
Urine's only sacrifice this year was passing on his fourth Krispy Kreme at the post-game spread
STELLLLAAAAAAAA
I've a feeling Juany's BIDP will find its way into the PGT.
ARTOISSSSSSSSS
Bunts don't kill rallys slow ass crappy bunters do.
Bad throw, Clayton.
UJTD
double play
Only Jeter Jeters a jump throw like that
nice work, Clayton!
We need the Giants to send in that Blackley guy
Giants are due for an error.
Bottom 8, down by one. Here's Abreu, PH
Stoopid bats.
Vin is talking of Abreu in the past tense, during his AB
Bobby walks. Please don't bunt, Dee.
here we go.
Dre pimping a purse. Fitting.
Oh. Well, that shows me.
Hells yeah. Let's score some runs bishes
Is Mellis going to bunt?
i say yes to the Mellis bunt.
Yes, yes he is.
Kemp is on deck....
Mellis should just fuck with them and swing.
If the bunts works it is up to Dre. Not sure about this.
Ooooooo I almost shit my pants with that wild throw.
If we don't score here, we don't deserve to win.
That bunt was pointless.
Walk kemp and bring in the lefty
At least there was no double play on that one.
Coming up...Rancho Ardiendo.
Smart Mattingly.
Hey, I hear Ethier can't hit lefties.
Ellis should have defaulted.
I don't like where this is going.
Ether is going to try and jump on the first pitch.
Okay fuck that bunt. But get a hit Dre!!
Ethier*
Stadium looks nicely filled out for a Tuesday night.
Lakers playing like crappy crap.
Dylan didn't think so.
Let's go 'Dre!
That was no strike.
Crap.
Toast
that was at the ankles.
Lopez is going very low. I see a wild pitch coming.
DAMN YOU, BUNTING
Fucking shit!
FUCK!
Should could use those out we gave away earlier with all those bunts.
you gotta be kidding me
never take the bat out of Matty's hands
Gordon can't get on unless he bunts.
KOBE BEAN!
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