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| Won't someone stop the Westbrook Menace? |
Clayton Kershaw (3-1, 2.22 ERA) vs. Jake Westbrook (4-2, 2.35 ERA)
Los Angeles is on Westbrook watch. Yesterday, there was one. Today, they've doubled up. At this rate, we'll be ass-deep in Westbrooks by mid-July. Truly, the Dodgers and the Lakers are all that stand between us and complete assimilation into the Westbrook collective.
(This is also your Lakers/Thunder Game Thread, as you might have guessed.)
102 comments:
Holy shit, this was the EXACT idea I had for tonight's thread. I just wasnt in a position to be able to post it.
That's happened to me before, too. Hang out here long enough, it warps you.
Gwynn 8
Herrera 4
Abreu 7
Ethier 9
Kennedy 5
Loney 3
Ajellis 2
Sellers 6
Kershaw 1
I think I pulled a hamstring while posting the lineup.
Oh Bobby.
Manny just lined out to Aaron Miles. My head, it spins.
I'm guessing there will be fewer runs tonight than there were last night.
Just a hunch.
Greetings from enemy territory. I'll be following along with Gameday. The things we do for family.
Diamondbacks lost, but Giants won
Where have you gone, Adam Kennedy? A nation turns it's lonely eyes to you.
Woo-woo-woo.
Let's go, BB Gun!
Pop pop!
So. A.J. Ellis for President?
You didn't get my email, Sax?
Berking Lance Fuckman?
Sucks for Fuckman.
How many consecutive question/comments can we ask?
That many, apparently.
Beltran has no business being this good anymore.
How do you think Mets fans feel?
How do you think the Giants fans feel?
Giants fans' tears taste like chocolate.
Mmmmmmmm, chocolate tears.
36-26 Lakers in the 2nd!
Fortunately, they don't have a history of coughing up a lead...
'Dre!
Adam Kennedy has had a marvelous career? Well, Vin says it, so it must be true.
Hooray for errors!
Hey, there's still some leftover Kennedy magic from last night!
@Marla
Emphasis on "had".
I guess that error took all of Kennedy's magic.
BB GUN
Jaysus Heinrich Christ, he's unstoppable!
If that were me, the bat would hit me in the face, spin in the air and then hit the balls for good measure.
Sellers should get a tattoo removed for every batter he leaves in scoring position.
56-46 Lakers at the half.
Thunder PR says Russell Westbrook is fine. Thank goodness.
Tattoos for everyone!
SELLERS!
Dare I say he tattooed it?
Nice going, Nut Shot.
Hahahahahahahaha, fuck you, mothballs!
#BamSucka
Excellent!
Clayton gets his first XBH by doubling off of Holliday's glove.
Gwynn then cashes him in with a single.
4-0, men at the corners with Ethier at the plate and two out, B7
Wild pitch advances the runners. 5-0 LA, Ethier still up
Wow, Vn just summarized the game and I didn't know Berkman got hurt. Yikes.
Gwynn is sweating like a pig
Single up the middle! Ethier RBI as Abreu scores. Nice!
6-0 Dodgers
Ethier batting .368 with RISP.
I think Vin said Gwynn is battin north of .530 with RISP.
Kennedy Ks to end the inning.
Sellers HR earlier this inning. Sorry I missed it!
@ Gnomes, Isnt Stubbs technically right?
Lakers 78-71 at the start of the fourth
Mike Brown just got a tan from the suit of Craig Sager
We have yet to see, but I'll be happy to be wrong, Nomo of 9:24pm!
(assuming those runs are in the proper column)
TNT just said Bryant was on the floor buti don't see him
Steve Blake needs to stop shooting
Bynum needs to get back n D
There we go, Andrew
6-0, none Putin the bottom of the eighth
^out in
FJL lead off double!!!
World Peace D is fucking outstanding.
Loney is going to be stranded at third here...
Attendance: 39,383
On to the bottom of the ninth, Kershaw still in it
Jordan Hill withy a nice move
DFish sticks a three, but Westbrook picks up a technical.
92-81 with 7:19 left
"None Putin the bottom of the eighth"? Why you Russian to post?
Kershaw gets Beltran for out #1
Steve Blake pushes it back to 9
My DirecTV is a shitload slower now on switching between channels. I blame this newer interface.
@Orel: Komrade, I salute you.
I recant my request for an it-sucking. Stubbs' statement definitely applied to all runs.
Holliday reached, Kershaw at 116 pitches. Let him rest!
DP here please
CALLED IT
CGSO!!!
DODGERS WIN 6-0, CG SHO for Kershaw (his fourth)
So, Westbrook was the loser in this game....
One Westbrook down!
Uh oh, only four point difference
Great shot by KOBE
Nicely done, Eugenio's Streak!
Westbrook is on fire. Back to four
Where is Bynum btw?
Great rebound by Blake there
Is Bynum even playing this quarter? Or is he too busy moping?
Nice exterior shot of the Staples Center, with Dodger Stadium's lights in the background
Lakers lead down to two, 2:56
Bynum gets the ball on that possession and throws up a fucking brick
PGT up!
World Peace air all
Tie game
Horrible shot selection by Kobe there
OKC lead when Perkins beats Bynum low
Kobe FTs tie it with 1:04 left
Thanks for the PGT Sir Stubbery! I will move my monologue there...
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