Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
10-0 at home with the Sons, 4-3 at home without. I think you should be expecting an email from Stan.
Well said, Sax, my brother. I keep wanting to play Eminem's "Stan" now, though.
I attended last Monday's game by myself and spent about $110 in parking, food, booze, and merch. I'm just the sucker you want at every game.
Adding to this phenomenon, I've worn my SOSG softball jersey every game we've attended and the Dodgers are 3 and 0. Meanwhile, I'm still waiting for someone to recognize the shirt and sign my first autograph.
I'm going to be at the park tonight(That's good!), which means I'm on the line for not fucking up the streak next (That's bad!)
Maybe there should be a contest/bet/punishment for the Son that messes up the streak
Do the new Sons have to go through any rookie hazing, like carrying a girlie backpack to the food stands to buy beer?
They said I had to come to the next SoSGFest as the anthropomorphic Dodger Dog mascot, but I was considering doing that anyway, so win-win!
I'm pretty sure we'll have to foot the bill for the next SoSG Fest, which will undoubtedly be the best-attended one to date.
As you're wearing the Dodger Dog costume, will you also be yelling "Ask me about my weiner!" to everyone who passes by?cc: Jonah Hill
Q7 drops an "Accepted" reference?
Ask me about my Wiener, indeed.
Sometimes a Dodger Dog is just a Dodger Dog.
A Picante Dog is always a phallic symbol, though.
You bet I did Stubbs!
I always wanted to go to the South Harmon Institute of Technology. I bet their alumni shirts are awesome!
...and don't get me started on the Louisiana Sausage.
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