Congratulations, Aaron! You're tasked with the role of stopper, trying to prevent the Dodgers' first three-game losing streak of the year. (They had two by this point last year.)
Faced with the threat of Voltron, Don Mattingly will attempt to have his remaining healthy hitters merge to form Kemputron. (Though, lately, they've been as lame as Vehicle Voltron.)
Maybe giant robots fighting isn't exactly the best analogy for these two punchless offenses going at it. What can I say? It's been a long, arduous road trip and I'm out of ideas.