Juan Uribe Prepares for Tonight's Game
We're all speechless on a night that Juan "Urine" Uribe actually went yard. Clearly his new pre-game routine has paid off.
Chris Capuano pitched another effective game to move to 5-0, and the Dodger bats were out in force tonight against Old Man Moyer to the point where one almost felt sorry for him. James Loney had a solid night at the plate, but Andre Ethier did much of the damage, going 3-4 with a HR. With Juan Rivera out for the long haul with a hamstring and Jerry Hairston, Jr. only faring a bit better on the injury front, the offense looked to a patchwork of veterans to get the job done and they did.
Sure were a lot of people involved with the game whose names begin with the letter "J".
SoSG win streak now at 9-0. Pressure is on for those of us attending tomorrow night's matchup!
(h/t SoSG Stubbs for finding the top image)
SoSG win streak now at 9-0. Pressure is on for those of us attending tomorrow night's matchup!
(h/t SoSG Stubbs for finding the top image)
51 comments:
That picture is f'ing hilarious Dusty. I just snarfed my beer
Dodgers didn't have AJ Ellis holding them back tonight!
h/t to Stubbs who dug the pic up earlier today!
Ajellis needs to go to the minors so he can work his shit out.
Worried re Harang screwing up our streak tomorrow.
I'm tripled hopped.
Gordon needs to bunt more.
I am vodka sodaed! Go Blue!
TBLA reports the the Dodgers have signed Aaron Miles to a minor-league contract.
Mmmn, creamy veteran goodness.
No shit, Marla? I like it!
Noooooooooooooooooooooo.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Dylan Hernandez took a break from ordering delivery for Hank Schulman's house in order to confirm.
HILARIOUS!
Did Dylan tweet tonight's attendance? All in a day's work.
Fans are watching fireworks? Worst fans ever.
Dodgers sign Aaron Miles to a minor-league deal!
I think he was too busy retweeting other writers columns instead of writing his own.
And Marla beats me to the punch!
I am minorly disappointed with this Aaron Miles signing.
I'm surprised he had no job before now.
I'm good with the Miles bit. He turned in solid performances for us the last couple seasons and knows the team. Clearly it's not like we signed Robinson Cano but given all we have to work with at the moment, the move makes sense. Nothing to lose, really.
Please just don't put him at third base.
I don't recall Miles being on the team before last year.
As long as he stays in the minors. We have enough "veterans" up here.
@Marla
Last season just seemed like it last forever.
I'd rather see the Tattooed Lady over Miles.
brilliant picture!
GO DODGERS!
The tattooed lady over Miles is on sellers left forearm.
@Paul - I thought that was Jamey Carroll, not Miles.
No that one is one his right ankle.
Miles? Meh! Who does he replace? Sellers?
Just a minor-league deal, Neeebs.
For now.
Adam Kennedy? Please replace him.
I'm guessing it's a depth thing. Sellers is a way better defender though.
I thought Miles was the new Flamming Menudos trumpet player #3.
Phew. Was holding my breath the whole game hoping to keep the streak alive. Thanks for the tickets Sax! I'll pay you back in the unused and used peanuts I picked up from the ground. Go Blue!
That photo is effing perfect in every way, is it not? Full credit to the source of that brilliance here
Actually, I forgot about Kennedy. (He is kinda forgetable.) I'd make that tradeoff.
@Paul: That was Miles Long. Former porn srar turned bugler.
^star dammit
It's MacDougal who is on his way out to make way for Miles. I'll definitely take that tradeoff.
Wait I thought "Former Porn Stars turned Buglars" was the band's pseudonym back in 1999?
45
46
cause you got that special kind of sadness
you got that tragic set of charms
that only comes from time spent in Los Angeles
makes me wanna wrap you in my arms
Chargers only JUST NOW retired Junior's number? Wow.
cc: Dodgers re Fernando
Giants suck.
Jandre Ethier did well tonight
@Pauly: So that's what FPSTB meant? I thought it was a Klingon word.
Former-KLINGON-porn-stars-turned-burglars! Now THAT would be a thing!
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