It doesn't exist, but it should. From @PA_Dodger:
John Ely (3-2, 3.00) vs. Dan Haren (5-4, 5.35).
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COMMENTS: Can the Dodgers top last night's balky walk-off weirdness? If they're still in the mood for more late-inning theatrics, they need only remember the last Ely-Haren matchup, in which the Dodgers scored nine runs in the last two innings to turn a one-run squeaker into a ten-run laugher.
Andre Ethier's back, although he went 0-for-4 in last night's game, leaving three men on base. Still, we've finally got our Opening Day lineup back, and two more opportunities to beat up on the D'backs before Jason Heyward and the Braves come to town. Let's see action!
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Anticlimactic to say the least.
I swore I head a woman screaming at the top of her lungs until the catch was made.
"125 pitches -- Career high"
He's scared to death to turn it over to the bully
That was less climactic that nic's prom night.
Lol making up words now.
Hayooooo.
@Nic J you're welcome :)
@Dusty Baker I didn't want to make fun of you! anyway I had my first date when i was 19. In my defense, I wasn't allowed to date.
@Karina
Making fun of me is strongly encouraged! That was a good one.
Wow, this is one hell of a pitching duel here. Nice jobs by Ely (7 IP, 2 H, no R) and Haren (8 innings so far, 7 H, no R).
On to the ninth!
Looks like I missed tales of everyone's first dates.
So who's the long man? Weaver? Miller? Schlichting? Is Schlichting still on the team?
That's the beauty of the GT, Sax. Now we can relive the horror whenever we want.
Kuo dealing. I like the pitch selection especially.
Kuo and Broxton are putting up unbelievable stats this season.
That'll be that.
walkoff time.
Nice ninth, Hunchy!
@Steve Sax not really, Nic J was smooth, Dusty played fantasy baseball and Dungeons and Dragons and I didn't date 'till I was almost an adult.
Do you feel like sharing? :)
That HCK has got a gigantic cranium, too.
Sax on the beach?
Note to self: Take up D&D again.
Life was easier then.
Zack Greinke has a tiny head.
Heilman, DAMN their one good reliever.
Wow, the AZ pitcher looked mad that he had to leave the game.
Kinda like a red Haren.
Just watch: HBP, wild pitch, sac-fly, and wild pitch.
you forgot to account loney getting thrown out on the basepaths.
@Karina and Dusty: "played"? In the past tense?
Dusty, I still have my 20-sided icosahedron if we need to roll a critical.
damn, were gonna have to waste a reliever on extras tonight.
That was never going out. Calm down, crowd.
Hopefully Jmart will knock one out with his vorpal bat.
I almost want this game to go into the 11th or whatever so Ethier can get the walk-off
Mini-Manny!!
One more hit and we make party!!! Not the same with a glass of water in my hand.
Karina, when your son is plugged in, he looks so smooth and effortless in his swing!
Carroll keeps coming through...wow!
First and second with two out and Belliard PH
Big whiff. 0-1 count
Another big whiff. 0-2 count
1-2 count to Belliard
@dusty
"Life was easier then."
Yeah, like 5 Difficulty Class easier.
well that sucked.
Free baseball.
Extras it is. Anything to reach that pen.
Our pinch hitters are kinda inefficient.
Our pinch hitters are kinda inefficient.
That was weird. Much like me in Junior High Ronnie caught looking.
@Steve Sax that's one of the reasons I "adopted" him
weaver in a non- bases loaded situation.
watch out.
I've met Dusty Baker, and he definitely has 18 Charisma and Intelligence.
As for his Constitution, it depends on the inning.
G. Heileman Old Milwaukee'd him.
Jeff in. Hold the nachos. Go Dogs!
This is very true re my constitution.
Mutts win!
Furcal ran so far out there in left, it probably reminded him of where he used to take cutoff throws from Pierre
Nibbling on leftovers from a long weekend's worth of grilling. Yum.
Still here!
What all did you throw on the barbie, Sax?
Josh clearly has strong constitution if he's still there tonight.
Two down. Come on Jeffery one more out.
Josh is there because of the beach balls.
Rox and Gnats headed for bonus baseball.
At least Shaggy can get some work in.
What game are they watching? That was inches from hitting Snyder.
It is bonus baseball bonanza!!!!
@Paul Josh is not here, but those are fighting words.
Josh is not here? I thought he was there? Where is Josh?
Dreeeeeeammmmm Weeeeavuh!
alright lets end this.
Well done Shaggy!
Woof woof. Go job weavels.
@DB: flank steak with a wicked marinade, bratwurst and Italian hot sausages, and corn on the cob...
Finally. Stunt Reliever #2. Time to win this thang.
YMCA? what did they run out of songs?
thanks for nothing furcal.
In Josh's defense, from the lovely "1001 rules for my unborn son" http://tinyurl.com/286pmxp
411. At the ballpark, never start the wave. But don’t let it die.
I think it could apply to beachballs
Nice at bat fookie.
Hmm, Furcal, you do not swing at the very first pitch when the pitchers has 9.82 ERA
To be fair, Raffy hit a bullet.
BISONIC BOOM!!!
2xWALKOFF!!!!!
Kemp!!!! We make Party!!
OH SHIT!!!!
THEY ARE TERRIBLE!!!!
WATCH THE LEGS GUYS!!!
Love the purposely muted home plate celebration.
BISON WALK OFF!!!
(No broken legs)
Shit, I blink and Raffy is already out? And now 0-for-5? What up, Raffy?!
Booom Kemp!
Bison Power!!!!!!!!! back to back walk offs!
Figures he'd hit one when I bring up his sudden lack of power.
Woot!
Way to responsibly celebrate at home plate!
@Sax
I love some flank stank. I have a recipe for a bloody mary flank steak, in fact.
Arizona bullpen: The one thing LA will never boycott.
bison stole andres walkoff.
300!
Back to 1 game back.
Mr. F
how is the weather at Hoth?
Arizona is interviewing Blake about the d backs losing streak.
They'd probably interview the mascot if there were one.
Bisontastic PGT up!
Casey was classy but he looked a bit freaked out by the deal.
Giants Rockies in 11. Glad I passed on tix to see this game.
reading the full GT now...
Mr LA SF at 7.53p: "I'm going to just come out and say this: What the hell happened to Kemp's power?"
funny how these things end up...
Also funny was DB's explanation to Charley Steiner about the advent of computers. I can picture Charley, tie wrapped around his head and torch in hand like that SportsCenter commercial, just drooling out of the side of his mouth trying to process what a computer was all about.
@Dusty, I never thought I'd write this in a GT comment, but...
I'd like to see that recipe.
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