That's right, Angels fans--SUCK IT. The Dodgers wiped your sorry 41-34, second-place asses tonight, destroying you in a game that wasn't even in question except in the first, second, third, fifth, sixth, and ninth innings. We move into third place thanks to losses from all other NL West teams; we watch Russell Martin's 0-for-2 night drop his batting average to .248; we only have to use six bullpen pitchers (leaving us in great shape with an upcoming series against the AL-leading Yankees this weekend); and we improve our interleague record to an imposing 3-9, and 1-5 against you turkeys. And what's more, we are playing a piano onstage wearing nothing but a bandana and white shorts. Take that.
So suck on that, rally monkeyers. How do you feel now?