Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Post-Game 52 Thread: Who's Your Bison?

DODGERS 1, DIAMONDBACKS 0 (10)

(Thanks to Karina for the PGT title!)

Who does a guy have to sleep with to get some run support around Dodger Stadium? Elymania was in full force tonight: 7.0 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 5 K and only 92 pitches. Ladies and gentlemen, John Ely. Unfortunately, Harenmania was also in full swing: 8.0 IP, 0 R, 7 K. But Dan Haren can't save everyone, and we got to extra innings and the soft, soft underbelly of the D'backs' bullpen. SMASH CUT to: 10th inning, Matt Kemp vs. Juan Gutierrez. BOOM, walk-off HR. Another NL West series win.

Businessbeing's Special tomorrow with a noon start. See you then!

UPDATE: Forgot to mention the Dodgers' very safe & sane walk-off celebration at the plate. Thank you, Angels!

photo by Carlos Delgado/AP. Really, Carlos Delgado? So that's what he's doing now?

48 comments:

NicJ said...

DBacks, click here

Paul said...

Giants crowd consist of freaks geeks a cult wearing giant snuggies and what i swear is my ex girl friend wearing a panda head.

What was in my water?

Dusty Baker said...

Did Bison crush the living fuck out of that ball or what? It sounds cliche and a bad pun to say you knew it was a HR right off the bat, but...you did.

Dusty Baker said...

There's that dude in a little boat who gets a lot of HR balls who wears a panda head.

(I'm not saying that was your ex, Paul.)

Paul said...

Lol.

I hope not dusty.

Paul said...

Giants fans are standing up cheering. They must have announced their is more organic veggie salads available with white wine spritzers.

Dusty Baker said...

Rox just went up 2-1

Dusty Baker said...

@Paul

Portabello mushroom sandwiches with lemon aioli for all!

Paul said...

Giants down a run. Giant fans sad. haHaHaHaHaHA.

Paul said...

hahahahahaha

Mr. Customer said...

*snicker*

Dusty Baker said...

Rancho Rox in top 11th w 2 outs.

Paul said...

Siren just rang out. There are a lotnof stories in the naked city and there goes one of them.......another one Giants down a run!!!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Why doesn't Cargo do that against us?

Paul said...

iPhone typo. I am not sure what a lotnof is but it sounds like something I should use to order donuts. I will take a lotnof of donuts please.

Steve Sax said...

Do you want the bakers' lotnof?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Mmmmm, lotnof

Dusty Baker said...

You're not getting my lotnof!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Hey, when did Freddy Sanchez come back?

Paul said...

Freddy is not dead? I thought they cut his lotnof?

Orel said...

The Giants lose the game! The Giants lose the game!

Dusty Baker said...

Rox win.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Hahaha, Fat Panda GIDP's to end the game!

Paul said...

Giants lose. Silly other NL west teams.

Mr. Customer said...

KFPDP, Giants lose! Giants lose!

Orel said...

I enjoyed the Lotnof the Rings movies.

Dusty Baker said...

Gnats just don't have a lotnof hitting.

rbnlaw TIME! said...

Dear AZSnakepit fans,
The word you're looking for is FUCK!

Or is it lotnof?
Thanks Mets; maybe thanks Rox.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Better than Lotnof the Dance.

Paul said...

Nooooooo FP Santangelo is real....my therapist said that time in my life never really existed.

Mr. Customer said...

Lotnof sounds like a stone-faced Soviet gymnast.

Paul said...

Brain Wilson a lotnof idiot.

Dusty Baker said...

Dbags have lost 9 in a row and have that brutal sched coming up. AZSnakepit may need to re-examine their profanity policy.

Paul said...

Lotnof vodka sounds kinda cool.

Dusty Baker said...

Some talk on Dodgers-themed Twitterverse of a Kim Ng swimsuit calendar...time for bed.

Orel said...

Lotnof dreams!

Paul said...

Dusty.

Why did you put that image in my head. Lotnof nightmares ahead.

Steve Sax said...

I'm going to run around the schoolyard tomorrow and taunt, "whaddya got? you got lotnof-fing!"

Josh S. said...

Still here!

Kidding, I'm home.

Paul said...

Lotnof walknoffs for these Dodgers!!

Steve Sax said...

Love the Carlos Delgado line, Orel.

Josh S. said...

So, tonight I went looking for the stars and stripes cap because, as ugly as it is, I want one to commemorate yesterday's wild game. They were charging FORTY-EIGHT DOLLARS for it at the right field team store. That's an eleven dollar markup over the online price. Unreal.

Josh S. said...

I caught a replay of Steiner's call of the homer on the way home. It was amusing:

"SWING!ANDIT'SGONE!"

Steve Sax said...

At least Charley got this call right

Fred's Brim said...

you make a lotnof calls in your career, you're bound to get a few right

Fred's Brim said...

@Josh - 48 bones? do you at least get an unsold pavilion ticket with the hat?

Michael said...

Saw an ad at the bottom for "Bleacher Beach" for $30 and you get $20 in "Beach Bucks". I thought it was all you can eat? I've never sat there, but it sounds pretty dumb. Pricing structure at Chavez Ravine is dumb though, now that I think about it.

Josh, sounds like they are charging crack prices for those hats. Anyone know if they will be wearing those white ones for 4th of July?

karina said...

This is an honor! thanks!