John Ely (3-2, 3.00) vs. Scott Kazmir (5-5, 5.40).
COMMENTS:
You've gotta let those big bats swing
The Angels' pitching's suspect,
And their bullpen woes do sting
With Kemp, Andre, and Manny
We've got plenty of big guns
And with James Loney's steady hits
We'll score John Ely some runs
The Scioscia won't like it
Rockin' the Kazmir
Rock the Kazmir
The Scioscia won't like it
Rockin' the Kazmir
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Shariff don't like it.
Drop some bombs on his minarets, dammit.
Beer being had. Just need some food.
Your pops is on the telethon.
"Bid now for a date with Steve Garvey." Sure to raise a few dollars, if only from his current wife.
Maybe we can bid on him as part of Sons and Dads (S.A.D.) Reunion Project.
I hope the Dodgers have been workin on their game cause life is taxin. Let's get it together and see what's happenin.
Very nice GT theme.
its funny how most starting pitchers stone face the rest of the team before a start and Ely is out in the dugout giving out high fives and fist pounds right now.
I am staying away tonight. I hope that helps us
Hi Everyone!
Good start to the game
please no more two out madness.
Nvm, thx Hunter.
FB
I am pouring some of my Sapporo out in honor of your memory but not my Suntory that I will drink in your honor.
well that was a waste of an at bat raffy.
I just wanted to toss in my support for the S.A.D Reunion Project. Wouldn't it be like a fairy tale to reunite the Sons with Papa Steve for Father's Day?!
Jmart is like a facial hair chameleon.
I love you Sax, that's one of my all time favorite songs.
Epale, everyone!
Yay. No no-hitter.
They changed MLB gameday, i fear change.
Go Bison clutch!
Kazmir had to throw a lot of pitches, its a start.
Back-to-back K's. Sigh.
kazmir struck out the side in the first, lets see how the second goes.
why are we swinging at the first pitch? Kazmir's always had a problem throwing strikes.
Ely double right here.
Ewwww maybe not with that swing. 2-2. Making him pitch.
haha, i love watching Ely bat.
Every time Ely strikes out he walks away from the plate pissed at himself.
haha.
That is okay kid. It was a better AB than some of the other starters
at least Ely's pitch count is much lower than Kazmir's.
Hey, kids. Long time no see.
Nice play Jaimie. He is our lucky gnome.
Hola Mr. Seee.
nice play by Ely, get back in your fucking dugout, Mike.
Even if he probably is right.
seriously, stop swinging at the first pitch.
Kemp being a batter that chases balls out of the zone doesnt fair very well against a pitcher who doesnt throw many strikes.
there are too many angel fans tonight.
Crap. I hate hearing Angel fans cheer.
damn
im surprised the angel fans are cheering without the cue of fireworks.
Not so happy about that, but keep it at one.
NicJ, what did they change on Gameday?
Padres already won with their cushy schedule helping
giants are up 5-2
god dammit!
We need to win to stay infirst
God daaaaaaaamit.
Aw hell.
My deepest apologies for Rivera's, Isturiz and Abreu performances.
second place is nice too.
Goddammit, are we gonna score any against the Angels?
3-0 angels off the Rivera HR
a walk and a visit from honeycutt, here comes another bomb.
It's like clockwork. Every season, the Dodgers can be rolling along and then the Angels show up and have their number.
well CRAP!!!
Vin has mentioned twice now that the angels have won 20 of the last 27 at DS. I love you Vinny but enough is enough
Kazmir is a pretty good pitcher when his control is on. Which our batters are helping out with that.
just gotta keep it reasonable and get to the pen.
We need to score some freakin runs!!!
In other news, I really dislike the Angels broadcasters. First, Rojas shouted "OH NOOOO" after that blown call on the Aybar bunt. Then they started talking about the homer hankies, and attributed the Dodgers' use of them to Matt Holliday's nut shot.
maybe we will lose the home series and win the away series in anaheim like last year.
I may have said this before, but it bears repeating:
The Angels can kiss my azz!
God we can't find the grass.
Why the hell isn't Manny playing again?
Yeah, why isn't Manny playing? I missed that part.
nice long at bat by casey.
I think Casey may need to shave and start a new beard. This one has gone stale.
he doesnt hit kazmir at all.
but then again neither does the rest of the team apparently.
One hit in four innings. At least we had something against Pineiro yesterday, even if we squandered it.
This inter league month is going to make or break our season.
It's games like these that make me pissed we're playing AL teams who played more than 162 games last year.
fuck, well maybe we can salvage a win tomorrow.
Le sigh
Clearly our ability to kick Western division ass ends in the NL.
Eh, I guess we couldn't rely on Ely to pitch like an All-Star all year.
Anyone else need another beer? I'm buying while I'm up.
im still waiting on the padres to hit a 2-8 skid.
so either we leave Ely in and let him give up a HR or we can bring tron in to do it.
Manny better play tomorrow, and he better hit well, 'cause if he doesn't, we'll be taking a trip to the glue factory. And he won't get to come.
With the exception of the gnats and the mutts this is the team that I hate to lose to the most. On second thought lets not forget the phils
This is a pissy way to spend a Saturday night
maybe this is just filling up the Karma tank for a nice lakers win tomorrow.
thank you, umpire.
@rbn
Put it on my tab.
Our sweet little MSB!!!
@karen
I'd say I hate losing to the Angels more than any but the Giants, and we play lots of games against them to vindicate ourselves.
In other news, the roamin' gnome delivers!
Hey a double!!
Hey Ronnie! I forgot you were on the team.
Is it just me or is Vinny using more crazy stats lately?
I'll take one of those beers.
DB,
I anticipated your request in honour of England's tie that ended in a tie.
Come on guys.
Really starting to dislike the Angels right about now.
Leadoff double for Carroll in the fifth, and we aren't going to score him.... Even down 4-0
at least we are having long at bats.
Angels suck, Angels suck!
Okay two on.
Russ is due for a big hit and he has had a good swing tonight.
Vast improvement, boys!
Yes yes yes. I lika da swing.
Karina--You must be so proud!!
FINALLY!
YEAH MARTIN!!!
More runs, please.
Hey Dusty,
Welcome back from the trenches.
My son's the best!
C'mon, Andre, you need to regain your clutchness.
'Bout fucking time.
@karen that's for sure!
andre just has luck.
Lets have a little two-out madness off out own, Matty.
Pretty please, Bison. Just for the kick?
Kemp needs to get the eye the bison back.
Up to the Bison.
Db, Your beer is getting warm.
kemp, you suck.
Damn, Kemp.
The struggle continues.
I'll take the runs.
At least we have forced the Angels' hand. They will have to use the bullpen soon. Then we strike.
Matt needs to go back to the 8th spot.
Our offense usually sucks when Ethier, Kemp and Manny are slumping all at the same effing time.
Troncoso works more than a kid in a Chinese sweat shop.
Really, why is Tron pitching? Let Weaver get some innings, seriously.
@Paul that was funny, but cruel
Let's pick on the bully.
There are two Francisco Rodriguezes?
Line drives aren't ffindinf spots.
Rodriguez whas up primo?
That Francisco Rodriguez was called from Triple A on May 26th, according to the guys on tv who don't let me to listen to Vinny.
Abreu is a middling OF. They should be hitting it all over right field.
BTW, the Angels can kiss my ass.
DB, I drank your milkshake.
we are just getting schooled tonight.
What the hell did I type now?
Line drives are not finding spots.
Karina
it was kind of cruel but you can either laugh or cry about those things. I choose to laugh at least until the bottom of the ninth then I might be crying.
Oh sure keep Tron out there.
@Paul there's no crying in baseball!
Did someone say get pissed on a Saturday night?
I am.
Who's this guy pitching for the Dodgers right now?
He ain't half bad.
Scott Procter called. He wants his shtick back.
Well, on the positive side, I was able to properly finish the crossword while mildly buzzed. At least we have that.
Lead off walk, now make him pay.
Nice Gnomey.
GA up.
Oh, it's GA.
Stay out of the DP then.
Make your old team pay, GA.
No, seriously, have them foot the bill for your incompetence.
Mr. C:
I have many cross words when I'm buzzed. Like, "Farking GAARP?"
Well, I'll be dipped.
waaaAAAAAAAAHHHHH????
RISP.
None out.
Don't F up.
Two on and no outs!!
GA gets a hit. Let's not waste it.
Good job, Raffy.
Fuck, Raffy.
That bunt belong to the Hall of Fame of embarrasing bunts
On top of things, the announcer (whom I dislike a lot) said bottom of the 7th, Los Angeles vs Los Angeles.
It's Anaheim and you get paid for saying those things?
Hows about we have some patience with the wild as hell pitcher.
Now's a perfect time for Andre's clutchness to return.
Rancho Ethierdondo.
Rancho Ardiendo! Dre up!
Rancho Andritito.
Hit it where they ain't Andre
@karina
Those guys are company men. I long for Steiner, even.
Jeff Kent jr on first.
Or is it Rancho Andredando?
God fucking dammit.
Thank you, Dre.
well, kemps up now.
Gee, i wonder whats gonna happen.
Fuck me in the armpit.
VETO CLUTCH.
*punches hole in MLASF's wall*
Wonder if the AZsnakepit reads our comments and envies our "fucks?"
i remember when i used to look forward to kemps At bats.
What the hell happened to Andre's clutchness? Is it like some kind of Achille's pinky or something? Seriously, that's fucking bush league.
I am way too frusterated for a Saturday night in June. I need to calm down and pace myself.
I bet Andre is going postal in the dugout right now.
This could be the June of our discontent.
I cant really blame andre at the moment, he has had some terrible luck lately. Im sure his hand is still affecting him though. Kemps another story, he is sub mendoza in june.
I wish we had Mendoza to pinch hit.
If it were only one if the three outfielders slumping, I'd be a little less concerned.
Belly1 bringing it, though.
we should change it to sub-anderson.
If I wasn't doing this important thing I'm doing, I'd wash my face and teeth and try to get some decent sleep.
So we have James, Casey, and Reed batting in the eighth. Fun.
Dodgers 1 for 13 with RISP. Sad. But I won't stop believin.
King James is not slumping.
Btw, annoying guy on tv, it's LOU-NI not "Loony"
@Paul way to talk!
@Karina - Maybe he's just loony for Loney!
Oh wait, he's an Angels broadcaster. No, he's just a moron.
This middle lineup is ofuuuur.
Everyone but Carroll and Martin are 0fer.
Ugh
Knowing Fuentes, he'll strike out the side.
Why are we showing Rodney so much respect?
Vinny having fun with the relief pitcher's craziness
And we go down like the Euro.
Only 6.5 hrs to the next WC match.
And interleague play started out so well...
@Mr LASF I'm not getting the Angels broadcast, I'm watching the game over the venezuelan sports channel.
Something tells me Boston would take Manny back right about now.
DAMMIT
Got it
Ah, disregard my comment from above, as well then. I assumed incorrectly as well.
@Mr LASF do you mind if I punch one of your walls?
Go ahead, Karina, but not much room left.
Double play time.
Nice tail on that fastball.
@MLASF
At least you'll have decent cross-ventilation when summer rolls around.
Raise your hand if you've been drinking. . .as much as me.
DB?
Godzilla.
Every time I see Matsui I think of that awful John Sterling. How I loathe him.
@Mr LASF my fists are small, maybe I could make a pattern with the previous punches, that way you're gonna get pretty, well-ventilated rooms.
@Mr C loved your architectural comment!
@Rbnlaw drink one for me! the only thing I'm gonna drink is a Red Bull.
Puts a mirror under DB's nose. He is still good.
I have had a bender the last 36 hours and I am heading out in a few to finish it up.
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