Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Game 84 Thread: July 8 @ Mets, 4p

HIroki Kuroda (3-4, 3.91) vs. Oliver Perez (1-2, 9.97).

COMMENTS: The Mets have not scored in their last 22 innings, they don't have an extra base hit in their last 29 innings, and they're running out there a pitcher who is returning from the DL with an ERA that just barely slips under the double-digit level. But don't come crying to me, Mr. Disproportionately Large Baseball Head Guy. We've got enough things to worry about on our own.

Like how Manny Ramirez' impressive 3-RBI night was covered by the national media as "Manny booed, ejected" and "Ramirez ejected after called third strike" (seriously, read that article, and tell me that it wasn't written with a predisposed lynching in mind). Or how Matt Kemp is getting eclipsed in the All-Star Game Final Vote by a 500-pound tub of lard (among others). Or how Hiroki Kuroda has spent most of the year on the DL as well, and is still getting his sea legs back.

Yeah, spare me the tears, Mets fans. It's not like your payroll is $35M more than our payroll. Oh wait, it is.

319 comments:

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NicJ said...

there we go, wade.

karina said...

Strike three was ball four, but i'll take it.

karina said...

Ball four was strike two...

karina said...

Work the count, All Star!

NicJ said...

lead off walk, PH. Now we are in business.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Vote Bison

Steve Sax said...

Charley just ducked put, in kemp's at bat!

karina said...

Don't mess with the World Cup!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I think the Dodgers Radio Network is having some technical difficulties.

karina said...

Eight walks and they're still down by 3?

MR.F said...

Vote Bison!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Dammit, DeWitt.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Yay for Raffy

karina said...

Can Sandoval run like that? i don't think so.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Crapola

Erin said...

I'm not ready to say that Orlando is out of his slump.

I'm sure they'll walk Manny here.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

This is becoming increasingly frustrating. I have an inkling that was the last opportunity.

Erin said...

UGH. This is going to be an embarrassing loss. Perez can't find the plate, the Dodgers get eight walks, and they still only manage two runs.

NicJ said...

At least we are not losing by 20. Can't win them all.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Nic, are you high?

NicJ said...

no, just tired of being negative. Trying something diferent. Its only one game. Im not going to get an ulcer over a potential 4-1 record to the mets this year.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Well I am.

NicJ said...

To each his own.

(Or Her own, Karina and Erin.)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Vote Bison

karina said...

It ain't over 'till it's over.

karina said...

Where's the crappy Mets defense tonight?

NicJ said...

thats not really good defense, thats just slow baserunning.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Loretta's slower than...something that's very slow.

karina said...

Maybe it was a little bit of luck

karina said...

Slower than a Panda?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Charlie Steiner is orgasming over that play.

karina said...

Positive side: Martin hit a single.

NicJ said...

hey look at that, russ went the other way with it.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I've had enough of this game. I'm gonna have my dinner now.

NicJ said...

hmmm, andre was quite useless tonight.

NicJ said...

manny wowed himself there.

karina said...

They'll score 4 runs next inning.

PenosCabell said...

Church misplayed that

PenosCabell said...

Kemp perfect on the night

karina said...

That's how an All Star performs like.

PenosCabell said...

Kemp: Linebacker size, cornerback speed!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Vote Bison, damn you!

Erin said...

Way to be, Juan. Thanks for the productive out. And swinging at the first pitch, no less.

PenosCabell said...

If I vote anymore, my fingers will fall off

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Slappy McPop has not garnered that nickname for nothing.

PenosCabell said...

5-3 Mets

NicJ said...

two run game.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Son of a bitch. The Flyin' Hawaiin got the game-winning RBI for the Phils.

NicJ said...

ive had to have voted at least 300 times, that ten-key course in highschool paid off, i guess.

PenosCabell said...

Damn that Victorino

karina said...

Manny will own K-Rod. Book it.

NicJ said...

and manny comes up with nobody on again next inning.

PenosCabell said...

Tron.

karina said...

I know, Nic. He'll light the fire.

PenosCabell said...

Manny 3 for 10 vs KRod

PenosCabell said...

Tron can't find the strike zone

karina said...

Well, it worked for Perez

PenosCabell said...

The Dodgers have some work to do.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Leave it for Matt Kemp to get the game-winning hit.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

HE HIT IT OUT!

PenosCabell said...

HOMERUN!

NicJ said...

you were right karina!!!

Erin said...

Excellent call, Karina.

karina said...

I told you so!

PenosCabell said...

Homerun the other way!

karina said...

This is winnable...

PenosCabell said...

You called it!

Erin said...

I believe Mr. K-Rod is flustered.

Orel said...

All hail Karina!

Manny even made Torre clap!

PenosCabell said...

4 pitch walk

Orel said...

Maybe K-Rod is rusty.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

That right-field wall works not only to pull-hitters but to opposite way hitters too.

Beard works a walk. That's his fourth.

karina said...

King James should pinch hit for Loretta

PenosCabell said...

Manny shook KRod up!

Orel said...

Winning run at the plate. That's all you can ask for after a rotten game like this.

Orel said...

Loretta fooled on that one.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I cry for Mark, I cry for Mark, I cry for Mark.

Erin said...

Ugh. Not a good at-bat from Loretta.

Orel said...

Those were pretty untouchable.

Erin said...

I don't understand Loretta's place in the batting order today.

Unknown said...

Almost makes you wish your hottest hitter wasn't in the 8 hole...hmmm.

Erin said...

So, does Martin pull it to third or does he take it the opposite way and ground out to shortstop?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Martin keeps things interesting.

Erin said...

WHAT?!!?

PenosCabell said...

Basehit Martin!

Orel said...

J-Mart single!

Orel said...

Martin says take that, Erin!

PenosCabell said...

Now's the time Andre!

Erin said...

I don't know about this, but I guess this is when Ethier likes to hit.

Orel said...

Great discipline by Ethier.

Unknown said...

Did Lyons really suggest PHing Loney for Ethier...oh my head.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Bad time to belly-flop, Beard.

Orel said...

Ethier will just have to go for a game-winning hit, not a walkoff.

Erin said...

Ethier is really struggling.

Orel said...

Is that interference?

PenosCabell said...

COra blanketing the Beard

Erin said...

300

Erin said...

damn.

karina said...

Bartolo Colon is still missing. I hope he's all right.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Now the "damn" is on the other foot.

Erin said...

It seems like interference. But Blake wasn't exactly trying to get up there.

And, to be fair, Martin did pull the ball. He just managed to get it off the ground.

Orel said...

Whoops!

Unknown said...

I think if Blake even feigns to get up he may get the call.

PenosCabell said...

UGH!

Erin said...

I wouldn't have been against Loney coming up there. Ethier is not hitting the ball.

PenosCabell said...

Ethier: ICE COLD

NicJ said...

yeah, i wasnt getting too excited. Thats how frankie pitches.

PenosCabell said...

Game Ending Double Play

Erin said...

I really, really hate Rodriguez. Always have. And today I have an extra special reason.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Erin, Loney could not have gone up there, unless you want him to play right-field in the bottom of the inning.

PenosCabell said...

Missed Kemp again by that much

Erin said...

Put Loney in and move Loretta to right field. I don't care. I want my best hitter up in the situation, and then we'll see what happens later. As it was, we had an ice-cold hitter up there and he did exactly the worst thing he could have done in the situation. And now NO ONE is playing right field in the bottom of the inning.

NicJ said...

i hope Dre sits tomorrow, he is really struggling.

Kyle Baker said...

Ethier: Life the fucking ball out of the g.d. infield for the last time. I don't care if you fly out, at least I won't feel so unrequited from your game-ending double play nibbler.

Kyle Baker said...

"Lift"

NicJ said...

i wouldnt want to risk loretta hurting himself in right. One game isnt worth losing a good bench player to an injury.

Erin said...

I don't know. I think we could deal with losing a bench player with an OPS+ of 72. I'd take the risk. But I also would do anything to keep K-Rod from yelling at god at the end of a game.

Kyle Baker said...

I was certainly yelling at god at the end of the game, and not in a good way.

Orel said...

PGT up.

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