Caption Orlando Hudson and/or the Marlins' Wes Helms as they, um, untangle themselves after a close out at second base in the first inning of last night's game:
Saturday, July 25, 2009
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Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Caption Orlando Hudson and/or the Marlins' Wes Helms as they, um, untangle themselves after a close out at second base in the first inning of last night's game:
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
10 comments:
Hudson: See that? That's right, all man.
"Orlando Hudson is the whole package."
"Cough twice, please...good."
"Uh, no hidden ball trick here, so, um, I'll just move along to my base then..."
"Just making sure that all the parts are still in order."
"It's a little tight in the crotch. You could take a large."
"Man, I thought I was done with 'cup checks' in Little League. Are you done, 'cause I'm getting a little uncomfortable here."
"dont mind me! just tapping sack to pass the time"
"Sorry, Mr. Hudson. I was just doing my Henry Louis Gates, Jr. being hassled-by-The-Man impression."
Hudson: Watch it pervert!
Helms: It's okay. I'm just doing your inseam.
Hudson: You're getting very close to my shaft.
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