Saturday, July 25, 2009

Spel 97 Draad: Juli 25 tegen Marlijnen, 19:00

Hiroki Kurøda (3-5, 4.73) tegen Rick VandenHurk (1-0, 3.00).

BECOMMENTARIËRT: Honkbal! Kurøda had één het slechte inniŋ van də vijf tegen Astros. Hij stond drie looppas, met inbegrip van een twee-looppas Homerus door Geoff Blüm toe. Maar hij stond ook zeven klappen toe en sloeg œyt slechts. Wanneer bij zijn beste, wordt hij voorœyt in tellingen en maakt də verdedigingssplitsers van də hitterʃacht in het vœyl, maar het hasn' t dat een onlangs gebørt. Də manager Joe Torre gelooft omverwerpingen Kurøda, veroorzakend een mechanisch gebrek dat in het trekken van zijn hoogten resulteert aangezien zij worden geleverd.

Opgeroepen van drievoudig-New Orleans op 20 Juli, VandenHurk werkte zes slagbørt die nacht in San Diego, werpend 88 hoogten. Də 24 jœyst-hander-herstelde éénjarigen hielden də Aalmoezenieren van də raad voor 5 2/3 slagbørt, alvorens rijtjeshomers aan Adrian Gønzalez en Kevin Kʌuzmanoff over te geven. VandenHurk was 4-1 met een ERA 2.77 in negen begin voor New Orleans. Hij heeft nooit də Ontdœykers onder ogen gezien. VandenHurk verzamelde zijn eerste wint sinds 22 Juni, 2008 tegen Braves.

(Dank opniøw aan Nic j voor də inspiratie!)

144 comments:

Orel said...

Hallo, hoe gaat het?

Furcal, SS
Hudson, 2B
Manny, LF
Ethier, RF
Blake, 3B
Loney, 1B
Martin, C
Kemp, CF
Kuroda, P

Mr. Customer said...

Ik spreek het slechte Duits. Nederlands is als slechte Duits. Aldus, spreek ik uitstekende Nederlands.

Mr. Customer said...

(with apologies to the Dutch, the Germans, and pretty much everyone)

Nic j said...

Tonights lineup in Dutch.

Rafael Furcal, Kortestop

Orlando Hudson, Tweede Honkman

Manny Ramirez, Linksvelder

Andre Ethier, Rechtsvelder

Casey Blake, Derde Honkman

James Loney, Eerste Honkman

Russell Martin, Catcher (no Dutch word)

Matt Kemp, Middenvelder
Hiroki Kuroda, Werper

Orel said...

Matt Kemp, Də Bizon

Orel said...

"Tweede Honkman": Next time I see O-Dog I'm going to call him that.

Orel said...

I hope Kuroda can werp into the late innings tonight.

rbnlaw said...

Tweede Honkman was my porn name.

"There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."
-Nigel Powers

"I am from Holland, isn't that vierd?"
-Goldmember

Steve Sax said...

Sax here. I'll be at the game tonight, field level third base side. Comment if you want to grab a beer!

Nic j said...

Like my Opa used to say "If you ain't Dutch, then you ain't much."

Nic j said...

Unless your andruw jones an your Dutch AND not much.

Ps we have a little Dutch boy in our farm system, kenley Jansen. He is a catcher so we probably won't see him for a while if at all. He looked great throwing out Dominican players in the WBC though.

Steve Sax said...

Sax is officially in the house, having showered after the Hollywood Stars game!

Mr. Customer said...

"Comment if you want to grab a beer!"

Hell, ye...

Oh, you mean at the game. Never mind.

Steve Sax said...

Scott Stapp of creed is singing the anthem.

It is awwwwwwwwwful.

Creed sucks.

rbnlaw said...

Grabbing a beer and settling in for this one. Probably taking the rbnlaw crew out to the game tomorrow.

Look for us in the LF loge.

Dusty Baker said...

I give no credence to Creed.

Nic j said...

Again with the two outs.

Mr. Customer said...

Colorado taking it to the Giants. 5-1, bottom 7

Nic j said...

Raffy with the derdehonkslag!!!!

Mr. Customer said...

That was quick.

Nic j said...

Orlando with the honkslag to tie it up!

rbnlaw said...

Furcal with a bellywhopper, according to Vin.

rbnlaw said...

Vin giving props to Bert Blylevin, famous Dutchman from Garden Grove.
Went to Santiago HS.

rbnlaw said...

Vin telling the story of the Sigfried Line involving Einhoven and the bridge at Arnhem.

No word on the Roy Line.

rbnlaw said...

Vandenhork's making a load of pitches this inning, thanks to Dre.

Mr. Customer said...

Love the patience from Ethier.

rbnlaw said...

Thank goodness for the walk.

Nic j said...

Andre bats at starting to look like they last year. Tons of fouled off pitches. I love it.

rbnlaw said...

Breng ze thuis, Beard

Mr. Customer said...

de baard got it werped right by him there.

rbnlaw said...

Troep

Nic j said...

Godverdomme! Two honkloppers stranded.

Mr. Customer said...

NJ,

At least the swearing is pretty much the same.

Mr. Customer said...

Cody Ross = David Eckstein + Power

rbnlaw said...

8-2 Rockies over the Gnats.

rbnlaw said...

Cody Ross is a mini lendenen Burger?

Nic j said...

We just can't go 123 anymore.

Mr. Customer said...

rbnlaw,

More that he is perpetually tormenting the Dodgers, but he is a bit kort.

rbnlaw said...

Did you see Kemp fly down that line?

rbnlaw said...

en hij loopt de werper!

Steve Sax said...

Hiro has 5 Ks through two innings!

rbnlaw said...

Google translate is a wonderful thing.

rbnlaw said...

Gnats lose to the Rocks
8-2. Fading fast.

Mr. Customer said...

It occurs to me now that Braden Looper is almost as bad of a name for a pitcher as Grant Balfour.

Mr. Customer said...

another K for KKKKKKuroda

Nic j said...

Ethier is starting to go back into Gardener Mode.

karina said...

Goede Avondheren!

karina said...

Gardener Mode?

Nic j said...

Haha, he is starting to rake again

karina said...

Thanks for the answer!

Curious about something: are you Dutch?

Nic j said...

Me? Yes, of Dutch herritage. My grandparents are from holland. So I grew up rooting for the Oranje

karina said...

Another K, Hiro is on fire.

karina said...

Bad throw, son. Let's cross fingers that runner doesn't score.

Nic j said...

Would of had them if it weren't for the bad throw.

Nic j said...

Thanks for that Russ.

karina said...

It's still early in the game, hope we don't regret it at the end.

Nic j, my dad's grandmother was Dutch but we don't have much of an Oranje heritage because she decided to marry a Lebanese man, so that's the dominant heritage in my family.

Nic j said...

Man we are just killing rallies left and right tonight.

Nic j said...

We just can't get anything going tonight.

karina said...

Patience, it's a very close game, right?

Nic j said...

It's getting less and less close.

karina said...

Palos for the venezuelan! Go Blue!

Dusty Baker said...

Why did they put this fathead Pinto in? I mean, I'm glad they did...

karina said...

King James RBI single. Was Loney out because Duncan told him to run or was his decision?

Nic j said...

That was some pretty terrible baserunning by loney. Good job on the RBI though

karina said...

Dusty Baker, why do you complain? we should complain he was removed.

karina said...

So far, this game has has a couple of bad delivering of fundamentals: bad throw to second, runner finally scored. Then, bad baserunning by Loney.

karina said...

New game due to Martin's RBI single.

Nic j said...

Hiroki is off the hook! And can still get a win if we manage another run this inning.

Dusty Baker said...

Heh...I'm not complaining. I said I'm glad they did!

karina said...

Boooo, why don't you throw to home plate? are you afraid?

Mr. Customer said...

I like Kemp's chances here.

Dusty Baker said...

He's very afraid. Like a frightened schoolgirl.

Alireza said...

Let's see Blake send one into the Loge.

Dusty Baker said...

Vin said "aeroplane" as if they just invented some new-fangled sky bus thingy.

Alireza said...

Kiko fears Montreal Speed.

Alex Cora said...

Hey we tie it up. Come on Blake, one more hit before you get sent back to AAA to make room for Kuo.

Alireza said...

DB - Perhaps he was channeling Russell Martin speaking French?

Alireza said...

Please green light DeWitt here.

Dusty Baker said...

Nats now 10-0 over Padres.

Alireza said...

Raka fraka fraka frik.

Dusty Baker said...

Even when I'm at home, I start getting antsy sometime around middle of the 6th and run to get a beer before they close down sales. It's just instinctual, I guess.

karina said...

Manny single after two outs.

Alex Cora said...

Two Out rally?

karina said...

Ethier singles!

I'm watching images from the yoga event hosted by Ethier, in the Marlins broadcast.

Alex Cora said...

Dusty: that's pretty funny. Do you charge yourself 10 bucks?

karina said...

That foul was close...

Nic j said...

what a waste

Dusty Baker said...

I charge myself $13 and stand by the fridge for about 9 minutes before I get the beer out. Then I let it get a little hot and flat before I start drinking it.

karina said...

hahahahahahaha, that's pretty funny!

do you also curse when you miss something important?

Dusty Baker said...

You should hear how I go to the bathroom at home during the game...

Dusty Baker said...

Jeez, I thought that one was going out.

karina said...

I love you, 5-tool Bison.

rbnlaw said...

Just got back from dropping off the daughter in Huntington Beach.
Here's a tip for those of you who ever think of heading to the beach.
Stay home.

Meanwhile, the Bison strikes out. Get ready for the 9th.

rbnlaw said...

Dusty,
If you have a trough in your bathroom, you're my new idol.

Nic j said...

i have a urinal in mine.

rbnlaw said...

Sweet Nic.
If my house had a urinal and a bidet, I might never leave.

Except to buy beer.

Alex Cora said...

Is Andre's uniform ripped in the back?

Dusty Baker said...

Manny has had some solid defensive play tonight.

Nic j said...

the two things i always wanted when i was younger was a soda fountain and a urinal in my house. just gotta work on the soda fountain now.

Dusty Baker said...

It would be cool to have a trough in the bathroom complete with a just baaaarely wide enough shelf above it so that when you set your beer down there while you do your business, you have to keep looking down at it nervous that it will slide off the shelf.

rbnlaw said...

Ha! Take that Cody Ross!

rbnlaw said...

Dusty,
I do the same thing when I use the urinal and carry my beer with me.

It's precarious.

Meanwhile, Brox with a nice K.

Nic j said...

Dusty, don't forget to hang advertisements for local sports radio stations and headblades over the trough

karina said...

Guys, TMI but very funny.

Nic j said...

JP would of had a homerun there if he were playing in the hollywood game.

Nic j said...

perfect bunt by raffy

Dusty Baker said...

It really is a tedious situation when you think at any time you might have to drop, er, what you're doing and stop your beer from sliding off the shelf.

At least the whole thing is completely sanitary. *sarcastic eye roll*

karina said...

Marlins broadcaster about Ethier: "Mr. Walk Off"

Dusty Baker said...

sorry, karina. it just weighs on us.

pierre needed to hit that one with LESS power so it wouldn't carry to the CF. never thought i'd say that about him.

Nic j said...

the table is set for manny.

Magic time.

karina said...

"It's all set up for a Hollywood finish"

Dusty Baker said...

What poor SOB will they put in to pitch against Manny?

Nic j said...

a submariner. interesting.

Andrew said...

Andruw Jones has been cut from the Texas Rangers as he was found to be the source of the swine flu that Vicente Padilla contracted.

rbnlaw said...

Men love the potty talk and Manny batting with runners aboard.

karina said...

Dusty, when you grow up with 2 brothers and 80% of your friends are guys, you pretty much get used to this kind of conversation.

Nic j said...

well more of a sidearmer

rbnlaw said...

Mr. Walkoff on deck.

Dusty Baker said...

Pitcher's delivery and release is really hard to read.

Nic j said...

damn

rbnlaw said...

Well, that sucked.

karina said...

"Manny struck out, here comes Mr. Walk Off"

Nic j said...

andre's been raking all night so this should be good, hopefully

Dusty Baker said...

E probably won't get much to look at.

karina said...

Ethier is tied with Pujols as NL leaders in RBIs at home.

Mr. Customer said...

Going the distance...

karina said...

Rancho Ardiendo, heren!

Dusty Baker said...

Casey is (over)due.

Nic j said...

Derde Honkloppers!!

Nic j said...

ill take a wild pitch right now.

Nic j said...

JOY IN MUDVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rbnlaw said...

Beard Mode!
Mug him!

karina said...

His Beardness!

Dusty Baker said...

Get off Casey! He's older and can get hurt under that scrum.

Steve Sax said...

Win win win

Nic j said...

i hope they didnt mess up his beard.

Alex Cora said...

KCKCKCKC!!!!

Dusty Baker said...

The mighty Casey's bobblehead is getting a real workout from everyone in the house.

Dusty Baker said...

What an awful interview. "Did you know that one was gone..." Um, it didn't go out.

Steve Sax said...

Love that they're piping Jeanie zelasko's interview over the stadium pipes!

Dusty Baker said...

It's really cool how they've recently piped in the audio to the crowd after a big win. Great showmanship from the stadium crew. Did the same after Bobbleslam game.

Nic j said...

Zelasko, eh. Not a fan.

rbnlaw said...

10 up on the Gnats
9 up in the Rocks

Steve Sax said...

I'd still rather look at Zelasko than Michael Eaves