Saturday, July 25, 2009

Spel 97 Draad: Juli 25 tegen Marlijnen, 19:00

Hiroki Kurøda (3-5, 4.73) tegen Rick VandenHurk (1-0, 3.00).

BECOMMENTARIËRT: Honkbal! Kurøda had één het slechte inniŋ van də vijf tegen Astros. Hij stond drie looppas, met inbegrip van een twee-looppas Homerus door Geoff Blüm toe. Maar hij stond ook zeven klappen toe en sloeg œyt slechts. Wanneer bij zijn beste, wordt hij voorœyt in tellingen en maakt də verdedigingssplitsers van də hitterʃacht in het vœyl, maar het hasn' t dat een onlangs gebørt. Də manager Joe Torre gelooft omverwerpingen Kurøda, veroorzakend een mechanisch gebrek dat in het trekken van zijn hoogten resulteert aangezien zij worden geleverd.

Opgeroepen van drievoudig-New Orleans op 20 Juli, VandenHurk werkte zes slagbørt die nacht in San Diego, werpend 88 hoogten. Də 24 jœyst-hander-herstelde éénjarigen hielden də Aalmoezenieren van də raad voor 5 2/3 slagbørt, alvorens rijtjeshomers aan Adrian Gønzalez en Kevin Kʌuzmanoff over te geven. VandenHurk was 4-1 met een ERA 2.77 in negen begin voor New Orleans. Hij heeft nooit də Ontdœykers onder ogen gezien. VandenHurk verzamelde zijn eerste wint sinds 22 Juni, 2008 tegen Braves.

(Dank opniøw aan Nic j voor də inspiratie!)

144 comments:

Orel said...

Hallo, hoe gaat het?

Furcal, SS
Hudson, 2B
Manny, LF
Ethier, RF
Blake, 3B
Loney, 1B
Martin, C
Kemp, CF
Kuroda, P

Nostradamus said...

Ik spreek het slechte Duits. Nederlands is als slechte Duits. Aldus, spreek ik uitstekende Nederlands.

Nostradamus said...

(with apologies to the Dutch, the Germans, and pretty much everyone)

NicJ said...

Tonights lineup in Dutch.

Rafael Furcal, Kortestop

Orlando Hudson, Tweede Honkman

Manny Ramirez, Linksvelder

Andre Ethier, Rechtsvelder

Casey Blake, Derde Honkman

James Loney, Eerste Honkman

Russell Martin, Catcher (no Dutch word)

Matt Kemp, Middenvelder
Hiroki Kuroda, Werper

Orel said...

Matt Kemp, Də Bizon

Orel said...

"Tweede Honkman": Next time I see O-Dog I'm going to call him that.

Orel said...

I hope Kuroda can werp into the late innings tonight.

rbnlaw said...

Tweede Honkman was my porn name.

"There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."
-Nigel Powers

"I am from Holland, isn't that vierd?"
-Goldmember

Steve Sax said...

Sax here. I'll be at the game tonight, field level third base side. Comment if you want to grab a beer!

NicJ said...

Like my Opa used to say "If you ain't Dutch, then you ain't much."

NicJ said...

Unless your andruw jones an your Dutch AND not much.

Ps we have a little Dutch boy in our farm system, kenley Jansen. He is a catcher so we probably won't see him for a while if at all. He looked great throwing out Dominican players in the WBC though.

Steve Sax said...

Sax is officially in the house, having showered after the Hollywood Stars game!

Nostradamus said...

"Comment if you want to grab a beer!"

Hell, ye...

Oh, you mean at the game. Never mind.

Steve Sax said...

Scott Stapp of creed is singing the anthem.

It is awwwwwwwwwful.

Creed sucks.

rbnlaw said...

Grabbing a beer and settling in for this one. Probably taking the rbnlaw crew out to the game tomorrow.

Look for us in the LF loge.

Kyle Baker said...

I give no credence to Creed.

NicJ said...

Again with the two outs.

Nostradamus said...

Colorado taking it to the Giants. 5-1, bottom 7

NicJ said...

Raffy with the derdehonkslag!!!!

Nostradamus said...

That was quick.

NicJ said...

Orlando with the honkslag to tie it up!

rbnlaw said...

Furcal with a bellywhopper, according to Vin.

rbnlaw said...

Vin giving props to Bert Blylevin, famous Dutchman from Garden Grove.
Went to Santiago HS.

rbnlaw said...

Vin telling the story of the Sigfried Line involving Einhoven and the bridge at Arnhem.

No word on the Roy Line.

rbnlaw said...

Vandenhork's making a load of pitches this inning, thanks to Dre.

Nostradamus said...

Love the patience from Ethier.

rbnlaw said...

Thank goodness for the walk.

NicJ said...

Andre bats at starting to look like they last year. Tons of fouled off pitches. I love it.

rbnlaw said...

Breng ze thuis, Beard

Nostradamus said...

de baard got it werped right by him there.

rbnlaw said...

Troep

NicJ said...

Godverdomme! Two honkloppers stranded.

Nostradamus said...

NJ,

At least the swearing is pretty much the same.

Nostradamus said...

Cody Ross = David Eckstein + Power

rbnlaw said...

8-2 Rockies over the Gnats.

rbnlaw said...

Cody Ross is a mini lendenen Burger?

NicJ said...

We just can't go 123 anymore.

Nostradamus said...

rbnlaw,

More that he is perpetually tormenting the Dodgers, but he is a bit kort.

rbnlaw said...

Did you see Kemp fly down that line?

rbnlaw said...

en hij loopt de werper!

Steve Sax said...

Hiro has 5 Ks through two innings!

rbnlaw said...

Google translate is a wonderful thing.

rbnlaw said...

Gnats lose to the Rocks
8-2. Fading fast.

Nostradamus said...

It occurs to me now that Braden Looper is almost as bad of a name for a pitcher as Grant Balfour.

Nostradamus said...

another K for KKKKKKuroda

NicJ said...

Ethier is starting to go back into Gardener Mode.

karina said...

Goede Avondheren!

karina said...

Gardener Mode?

NicJ said...

Haha, he is starting to rake again

karina said...

Thanks for the answer!

Curious about something: are you Dutch?

NicJ said...

Me? Yes, of Dutch herritage. My grandparents are from holland. So I grew up rooting for the Oranje

karina said...

Another K, Hiro is on fire.

karina said...

Bad throw, son. Let's cross fingers that runner doesn't score.

NicJ said...

Would of had them if it weren't for the bad throw.

NicJ said...

Thanks for that Russ.

karina said...

It's still early in the game, hope we don't regret it at the end.

Nic j, my dad's grandmother was Dutch but we don't have much of an Oranje heritage because she decided to marry a Lebanese man, so that's the dominant heritage in my family.

NicJ said...

Man we are just killing rallies left and right tonight.

NicJ said...

We just can't get anything going tonight.

karina said...

Patience, it's a very close game, right?

NicJ said...

It's getting less and less close.

karina said...

Palos for the venezuelan! Go Blue!

Kyle Baker said...

Why did they put this fathead Pinto in? I mean, I'm glad they did...

karina said...

King James RBI single. Was Loney out because Duncan told him to run or was his decision?

NicJ said...

That was some pretty terrible baserunning by loney. Good job on the RBI though

karina said...

Dusty Baker, why do you complain? we should complain he was removed.

karina said...

So far, this game has has a couple of bad delivering of fundamentals: bad throw to second, runner finally scored. Then, bad baserunning by Loney.

karina said...

New game due to Martin's RBI single.

NicJ said...

Hiroki is off the hook! And can still get a win if we manage another run this inning.

Kyle Baker said...

Heh...I'm not complaining. I said I'm glad they did!

karina said...

Boooo, why don't you throw to home plate? are you afraid?

Nostradamus said...

I like Kemp's chances here.

Kyle Baker said...

He's very afraid. Like a frightened schoolgirl.

Unknown said...

Let's see Blake send one into the Loge.

Kyle Baker said...

Vin said "aeroplane" as if they just invented some new-fangled sky bus thingy.

Unknown said...

Kiko fears Montreal Speed.

Alex Cora said...

Hey we tie it up. Come on Blake, one more hit before you get sent back to AAA to make room for Kuo.

Unknown said...

DB - Perhaps he was channeling Russell Martin speaking French?

Unknown said...

Please green light DeWitt here.

Kyle Baker said...

Nats now 10-0 over Padres.

Unknown said...

Raka fraka fraka frik.

Kyle Baker said...

Even when I'm at home, I start getting antsy sometime around middle of the 6th and run to get a beer before they close down sales. It's just instinctual, I guess.

karina said...

Manny single after two outs.

Alex Cora said...

Two Out rally?

karina said...

Ethier singles!

I'm watching images from the yoga event hosted by Ethier, in the Marlins broadcast.

Alex Cora said...

Dusty: that's pretty funny. Do you charge yourself 10 bucks?

karina said...

That foul was close...

NicJ said...

what a waste

Kyle Baker said...

I charge myself $13 and stand by the fridge for about 9 minutes before I get the beer out. Then I let it get a little hot and flat before I start drinking it.

karina said...

hahahahahahaha, that's pretty funny!

do you also curse when you miss something important?

Kyle Baker said...

You should hear how I go to the bathroom at home during the game...

Kyle Baker said...

Jeez, I thought that one was going out.

karina said...

I love you, 5-tool Bison.

rbnlaw said...

Just got back from dropping off the daughter in Huntington Beach.
Here's a tip for those of you who ever think of heading to the beach.
Stay home.

Meanwhile, the Bison strikes out. Get ready for the 9th.

rbnlaw said...

Dusty,
If you have a trough in your bathroom, you're my new idol.

NicJ said...

i have a urinal in mine.

rbnlaw said...

Sweet Nic.
If my house had a urinal and a bidet, I might never leave.

Except to buy beer.

Alex Cora said...

Is Andre's uniform ripped in the back?

Kyle Baker said...

Manny has had some solid defensive play tonight.

NicJ said...

the two things i always wanted when i was younger was a soda fountain and a urinal in my house. just gotta work on the soda fountain now.

Kyle Baker said...

It would be cool to have a trough in the bathroom complete with a just baaaarely wide enough shelf above it so that when you set your beer down there while you do your business, you have to keep looking down at it nervous that it will slide off the shelf.

rbnlaw said...

Ha! Take that Cody Ross!

rbnlaw said...

Dusty,
I do the same thing when I use the urinal and carry my beer with me.

It's precarious.

Meanwhile, Brox with a nice K.

NicJ said...

Dusty, don't forget to hang advertisements for local sports radio stations and headblades over the trough

karina said...

Guys, TMI but very funny.

NicJ said...

JP would of had a homerun there if he were playing in the hollywood game.

NicJ said...

perfect bunt by raffy

Kyle Baker said...

It really is a tedious situation when you think at any time you might have to drop, er, what you're doing and stop your beer from sliding off the shelf.

At least the whole thing is completely sanitary. *sarcastic eye roll*

karina said...

Marlins broadcaster about Ethier: "Mr. Walk Off"

Kyle Baker said...

sorry, karina. it just weighs on us.

pierre needed to hit that one with LESS power so it wouldn't carry to the CF. never thought i'd say that about him.

NicJ said...

the table is set for manny.

Magic time.

karina said...

"It's all set up for a Hollywood finish"

Kyle Baker said...

What poor SOB will they put in to pitch against Manny?

NicJ said...

a submariner. interesting.

Unknown said...

Andruw Jones has been cut from the Texas Rangers as he was found to be the source of the swine flu that Vicente Padilla contracted.

rbnlaw said...

Men love the potty talk and Manny batting with runners aboard.

karina said...

Dusty, when you grow up with 2 brothers and 80% of your friends are guys, you pretty much get used to this kind of conversation.

NicJ said...

well more of a sidearmer

rbnlaw said...

Mr. Walkoff on deck.

Kyle Baker said...

Pitcher's delivery and release is really hard to read.

NicJ said...

damn

rbnlaw said...

Well, that sucked.

karina said...

"Manny struck out, here comes Mr. Walk Off"

NicJ said...

andre's been raking all night so this should be good, hopefully

Kyle Baker said...

E probably won't get much to look at.

karina said...

Ethier is tied with Pujols as NL leaders in RBIs at home.

Nostradamus said...

Going the distance...

karina said...

Rancho Ardiendo, heren!

Kyle Baker said...

Casey is (over)due.

NicJ said...

Derde Honkloppers!!

NicJ said...

ill take a wild pitch right now.

NicJ said...

JOY IN MUDVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rbnlaw said...

Beard Mode!
Mug him!

karina said...

His Beardness!

Kyle Baker said...

Get off Casey! He's older and can get hurt under that scrum.

Steve Sax said...

Win win win

NicJ said...

i hope they didnt mess up his beard.

Alex Cora said...

KCKCKCKC!!!!

Kyle Baker said...

The mighty Casey's bobblehead is getting a real workout from everyone in the house.

Kyle Baker said...

What an awful interview. "Did you know that one was gone..." Um, it didn't go out.

Steve Sax said...

Love that they're piping Jeanie zelasko's interview over the stadium pipes!

Kyle Baker said...

It's really cool how they've recently piped in the audio to the crowd after a big win. Great showmanship from the stadium crew. Did the same after Bobbleslam game.

NicJ said...

Zelasko, eh. Not a fan.

rbnlaw said...

10 up on the Gnats
9 up in the Rocks

Steve Sax said...

I'd still rather look at Zelasko than Michael Eaves