Monday, July 27, 2009

Caption Contest

Caption what this little girl is saying to Hanley Ramirez while he was on the on-deck circle during yesterday's game:

25 comments:

Hong Like a Chih Kuo said...

"I really was hoping Weaver would have hit you in the head."

berkowit28 said...

"My Daddy said to ask you if you're using steroids."

berkowit28 said...

Or...

"Do you know my friend Shirley in Miami? She texts me about you a lot."

Dusty Baker said...

"Noonan! NNNnnnnnoooonan!!!"

JBJ-1138 said...

"my dads says you don't hustle enough unless your in the wildcard race and that you'll never have dreads like manny"

Steve said...

"How did that fastball feel, you punk bitch!...can I have your autograph?"

koufax said...

this has nothing to do with this caption, did ethier publicly change is no pictures with fans policy? cause i saw him taking pictures with at least 5 different fans before saturdays game and thought it was interesting.

Orel said...

I love that it only took six comments for the phrase "you punk bitch" to show up.

rbnlaw said...

"Why yes, I would be interested in hearing more about the wonderful opportunities Amway offers."

Orel said...

@Koufax: I don't think he made an official announcement, but Andre seems to have mellowed out a bit.

karina said...

"You look cute with dreads"

Erin said...

Hanley: What are you looking at?
The girl: An Ass!

Orel said...

Multiple interpretations on that one, Erin.

Josh S. said...

"You're lucky it was only Weaver. If it was Broxton, you'd have a baseball-sized flaming crater in your shoulder."

Dusty Baker said...

I'm disappointed in us all that it took six whole comments to use the phrase "you punk bitch." Come on guys, pick it up!

Lerry said...

You're killing my roto team with your paltry 15 steals.

Felix Pardalis said...

what's "The Mermaids" and why should I join them?

Erin said...

I bet you knew which one I was going for there Orel! ;)

Orel said...

Moi?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Mm...I don't know what the Marlins saw in you. Beckett is way cuter.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Or, if you want to go a little old-school...

Girl: You're not American, are you? What country are you from?
Ramirez: What?
Girl: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in "What"?
Ramirez: What?
Girl: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Ramirez: Yes, I speak English!
Girl: Then tell me why Dan Uggla's average is so low!
Ramirez: What?
Girl: Say "what" again! Say "what" again, I dare you, I double-dare you motherfucker, say "what" one more goddamn time!

Ken said...

"Hey Manny, why did you cut your hair and get a tan?"

Ken said...

I got another one


"My dad asked if you to steal 2 more bases and hit a HR so he can win his Head to Head Fantasy Baseball game this week."

Durante said...

"Would you like some Candy little baseball player?"

John said...

"Hey, down here through the fence, here's 'the stuff' - Ooops, sorry...wrong Ramirez"