From yesterday's episode of "The Simpsons":
Marge, Lisa and Maggie enter the FINGER-LOOKING GOOD NAIL SALON.
My daughter's here for her first mani-pedi!
Mom, I'm glad you brought me here, but isn't it more important for a woman to be smart and powerful than beautiful?
A woman can be smart, beautiful and powerful, like Queen Elizabeth I! She had it all! Except the most important thing.
Please don't say a man.
No, a husband! The year was 1588, four hundred years before Kirk Gibson would hit his famous home run....
Earlier: February 20, 1992: "Homer at the Bat" (SoSG)