Friday, April 10, 2009

Seagal Contest

Inspired by Mr. Orel's post, I present the following: a chance to create Steven Seagal's next straight-to-video opus using only the titles from his previous opii. (As you can see, Mr. Seagal's already been doing this himself.)

And if this interests you, there's an all-day Dolph Lundgren festival this Saturday in LA.

11 comments:

QuadSevens said...

On Deadly Ground + Under Siege + Get Bruce =

Bruce Underground. Synopsis: CIA operative goes to Hell to take on the Devil himself.

QuadSevens said...

Marked for Death + The Glimmer Man = The Marked Man.

Segal plays the Head of Security at the Peppermill Casino in Reno who has to deal with a team of expert casino cheats.

QuadSevens said...

This is fun! No matter how crappy a movie you make up, Segal has probably already done one worse!

QuadSevens said...

This is a good warm up for the PCS. Get's the creative juices flowing.

Hard To Kill + Prince of Central Park (Producer) = Hard to Park.

Segal plays a high school driving instructor who has to fend off gang members recruiting his students.

DanGarion said...

Steven Segal is Steven Segal in "Steven Segal"

Steven Segal plays himself in this reality TV Series brought to you by E!.

Delino DeShields said...

DnaGarion - I don't even know if that last one's fake.

QuadL How about

Half Past Dead +Above the Law = Above the Dead

Segall plays John Sickle, an undertaker/ex CIA Opeartive who becomes Mankind's last defense against a band of renegade zombies

QuadSevens said...

Oooooh! Segal in a zombie movie! I like it!

QuadSevens said...

Belly of the Beast + Into the Sun = Into the Belly

Steven Segal hosts a cooking show for the Food Network where he teaches viewers how to make his favorite desserts.

Delino DeShields said...

Quad - looks like it's just you and me on this one. I see your Into the Belly and raise you...

Under Siege + Half Past Dead = Under the Dead. A prequel to Above the Dead.

QuadSevens said...

A prequel, nice!

Pistol Whipped + The Onion Movie = The Whipped Onion.

Segal's second cooking show. This time Segal shows off his favorite dinner dishes.

QuadSevens said...

Segal is the king of the 3 word title. Even our fake Segal movies have 3 words.