This product description makes me feel slightly dirty:
WOOCHIE! A home run hit - a micro-bead baseball shaped pillow! Out of the ball park soft, sleek and indescribably silky, this Officially Licensed Major League Baseball Pillow boast stretchable spandex covers imprinted with the Los Angeles Dodgers team logo and filled with therapeutic micro-beads. Designed for fun; squish it, squash it, toss it or relax with it. Durable and tough with high quality stitching and printing make this the perfect catch!
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