Monday, April 13, 2009

A $45 Million Temp Job

Manny being (a pain in the) Fanny. He's got $45 Million, the adoration of millions in Los Angeles, and this guy...

But as Patti Smyth and Don Henley once said, Sometimes Love Ain't Enough. And to keep the song metaphors rolling, Randy Newman may love LA, but Manny agrees with "The Presidents of the United States of America": Cleveland Rocks.

Manny Ramirez is already yearning for the old days -- of Cleveland. Ramirez, who early last month signed a two-year, $45 million deal with the Los Angeles Dodgers, says a return to the Cleveland Indians before retirement would be ideal.

"I would like to play for Cleveland one more time, to go back where I started," Ramirez told USA Today. "I have so many good memories there, why not?

The Governor of California responded with: