JD Drew's Passive Nature Duly Noted By The Onion

Hat Tip to a nice find by 6-4-2, for a great article by the Onion on the former Dodger:

"I thought about getting in there for a second, but then I thought, nah. It didn't really directly concern me. I mean, yeah, they shoved a bunch of my teammates, but it's not like they were gonna die or anything. If someone was in mortal danger, I'd step in there. Yeah, I'd probably do that." Drew then turned his attention to perusing his contract for opt-out clauses.