Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Curious Kitty and the Missing Pornstache at Citi Field

Bonus cat coverage!


Mike Piazza waves to fans before catching Tom Seaver's ceremonial first pitch at the Citi Field home opener. I never thought I'd say this, Mike, but I miss the pornstache. You look...weird...without it.


Piazza circa 1996. Ah, that's better.

More pornstache content at SoSG (warning: NSF Jeff Kent haters): MISSING: ONE PORNSTACHE, Jeff Kent's Influence on Russell Martin, Hey Ladies..., Andy LaRoche Getting In On the Act

cat: AP photo; Piazza/Mets photo by Nick Laham/Getty Images; Piazza/Dodgers photo by Roberto Borea/AP

7 comments:

Steve Sax said...

According to the New York Times, Piazza took his cleanly-shaved upper lip and went home early.

Penos Cabell said...

He looks even gayer without the mustache. Who's he waiving to, Mike Hampton?

Dr. Geek said...

He looks like an old lesbian now.

Orel said...

I guess people questioning your sexual orientation makes steroid allegations seem like a walk in the park by comparison.

Delino DeShields said...

I think SoSG was the FIRST MAJOR NEWS PUBLICATION to break the cat news. Woodward/Bernstein would be proud. Or ashamed.

Alireza said...

Not just the porn-man-chu, but the mullet as well.

Orel said...

A deadly combination.