Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Kobe, It could be worse...

Dear Kobe - While things look pretty bad for you right now (selling out your teammates, adopted city, and the management who gave you millions), it could always get worse! Like A-Rod, your adulterous affair could be splashed all over the newspapers, talk radio and the internet...oh wait, er .... I guess that already happened? Okay, Okay, I was wrong ... it probably can't get much worse, you selfish, immature, ungrateful, egocentric jerk. It's not the name on the back of the jersey that matters, it's the name on the front. Hope you like Memphis. Get the f*ck out. With love, Pedro.

4 comments:

Orel said...

Nice rant, Pedro! But tell us, how do you really feel?

Steve Sax said...

Since when was A-Rod married to Pedro?

FelixP said...

forget Memphis, I hope he goes to the Knicks: a fate worse than hell.

Delino DeShields said...

I lived next to the Brass Rail in Toronto (the strip club where A ROD comes for the buffet) FOR FIVE MONTHS, and didn't enter once. Now I regret that decision - who knows what autographs I could have gotten (as hush money!)