Chris Capuano (3-0, 2.73 ERA) vs. Chris Volstad (0-3, 6.11 ERA)
The team has caught some tough breaks on this road trip, but this situation is far from grim. The lads are on top of the division with a comfortable lead, if not a daunting one, and the Cubs have troubles of their own. Volstad weaseled his way into the rotation to replace ailing Matt Garza, and Carlos marmot, erm, Marmol recently had his closer card revoked. Let's ferret out a win today and squirrel that first losing streak away a bit longer, shall we?