Clayton Kershaw (2-0, 1.78) vs. Drew Pomeranz (0-1, 5.40).
You thought Dinger was a menacing furball? Here comes Pomeranian, a breed of dog of the Spitz type who tends to be "defensive of [its] territory and will thus bark when [it] encounter[s] any outside noises."
Luckily for us Dodger fans, Coors Field has been a library this year, as it has only broken 40K in attendance once this season (the home opener, which wasn't a sellout). Which is probably why they've made today's promotion a special Weather and Science Day event. Yeah, that's sure to draw crowds.
And as for you, Pomeranian?
As an aside, it is truly amazing what kind of shit pops up when you google terms.