Hiroki Kuroda (5-4, 3.11) vs. Brian Sanches (3-1. 1.52).
Oh, Glenda. The Fish haven't been the same since you've left the Mermaids squad (as far as I can tell without violating my restraining order). And despite being only two games behind the Phillies for the NL East crown, the Marlins have now dropped the first of three games to a lowly Dodgers team who hasn't won a series in over a month (not counting the four-game series in Pittsburgh where game four was rained out). There's no way that these Fish can get hooked again, right?
Prior Glenda SoSG material can be referenced here.
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Oh, what the hell...
Furcal 6
Blake 5
Ethier 9
Kemp 8
Loney 3,
Sands 7
Barajas 2
Miles 4
Kuroda 1
OK, that was awesome. Lucas just grabbed my phone, went to this page (which I had left open), tapped on my avatar, and said "DOSHERSH" over and over.
Hellooooooo?
One-man show it is!
Cleaning up my apartment, Vinny!
Oops. Diaper change. (Not mine this time.) BRB.
Whoa, that was as stinky as our offense.
Game over.
Boooollllsheeet.
Oh yeah, epale, me!
How did we manage to miss Josh Johnson twice?
Not that I'm complaining.
This inning sucks almighty ass.
PGT Up!
My streak got spanked.
I see things are going exactly according to plan.
(cries)
Checking in from the throne - what a crappy half inning, let's get attem boys!
good wood dre!
DP!
since we're in between innings check out this crazy 3+2+6+1+5+3+4+6+8 double-play: http://deadspin.com/5806214/just-your-run-of-the-mill-3+2+6+1+5+3+4+6+8-double-play
I'm in Moscow training Ivan Drago Vinny!
Siddown, Hanley.
Yay,Kemp!
Booooo,Loney!
How do they get away with saying twat-a-tini in that 1800 commercial?
Losing, no one's commenting, but at least the game is also dragging at a snail's pace.
Nice hit by Raffy.
Oh shit, they're burning this mother down!
Screw it, I'm gonna watch I Am Number Four. I'm tired of watching The Dodgers Are Number Two.
Epale just for the he'll of it.
@Josh
Your Dodger logo reminds me of Pac Man for some reason.
Or lite brite.
Clearly a foul ball.
Dammit Sands, you've got a 3-0 count with a man on first and you turn it into a inning-ending GIDP
5-1 Fish after six full
Spank: Milka Duno's arm, in your avatar, has more hair than Spock's chest
@Josh S: sorry to leave you hanging there at the beginning of the game. We had company. Didn't mean for this GT to be as empty as Dodger Stadium.
Well, at least the Giants lost, in the ninth inning, Mota pitching
Just saw the video of the Giants losing on a walk-off squeeze bunt single.
Nice.
@Spank, hey now!
Yo!
Where my dogs at?
when is the last time the Dodgers had a monster comeback?
I can't remember one.
I've got your monster comeback.
Hey now!
That smell at dodger stadium was not the fire but the dodgers chances of winning going up in smoke.
How we doin', Saxy?
@AC
(cries)
Let's here it for Ed McMahon Ladies and Gents.
Playing Beasties' "Intergalactic" between innings. Life is good.
I think the dodger's offense was evacuated from the stadium along with the fans.
holla back Dusty!
We can score 6!....in 10 games..
HEY-YO!
I'm not just furthering a meme; really am a lil weepy. This shit ain't working out. :-(((
That's the reason Paul created booze, I guess.
On to vodka!
On to the Sam Adams, and let's win there! to paraphrase, Robert F. Kennedy.
First we take Sam Adams...then we take Sierra Nevada....then we take Goose Island, then Vodka..then Scotch....yeaaaaHaaaaw!
That's some rich esoteric political shizz, Paul. Like it!
Grey Goose Island
Welp, I Am Number Four sucked too.
Saxy Boys don't let the PGT....drop?!
(PGT up.)
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