Hiroki Kuroda (3-3, 3.69) vs. Paul Maholm (1-4, 3.68).
Johnny Depp returns to his iconic role of Captain Jack Sparrow in an action-packed adventure. Crossing paths with the enigmatic Angelica (Penelope Cruz), he’s not sure if it’s love — or if she’s a ruthless con artist who’s using him to find the fabled Fountain of Youth. When she forces him aboard the “Queen Anne’s Revenge,” the ship of the legendary pirate Blackbeard (Ian McShane), Jack finds himself on an unexpected adventure in which he doesn’t know whom to fear more: Blackbeard or Angelica, with whom he shares a mysterious past. The international cast includes franchise vets Geoffrey Rush as the vengeful Captain Hector Barbossa and Kevin R. McNally as Captain Jack’s longtime comrade Joshamee Gibbs, plus Sam Claflin as a stalwart missionary and Astrid Berges-Frisbey as a mysterious mermaid.
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES sails into theaters May 20 in Disney Digital 3D, RealD 3D and IMAX 3D!
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SMONK SMONK SMONK
Carroll SS
De Jesus 2B
Ethier RF
Kemp CF
Uribe 3B
Barajas C
Sands LF
Mitchell 1B
Kuroda P
What, no Dioner?
Stranger Tides = Redondo Beach King Harbor
Has there been any indication that this Pirates is any good? Or at least sucks less than the last two?
(Keep in mind, even if it sucks less than the last two, it will still suck A LOT.)
Update to the Ethier streak discount post: eight hours left to get discounted field level tickets. And now, loge level too.
After looking at this poster, I can think of a couple of reasons to see this film.
Yikes, Randy Wolf only lasted 3.1 IP and DIDN'T take the loss. Brewers came back to take the lead, but then the Padres had 13 batters and eight runs in the eighth to win the game 13-6.
@Josh - I hear the Lego version is pretty good.
I LOVE PENELOPE.
"Penelope" is also a great name.
If it's good enough for Odysseus, who am I to disagree?
You know, the Lego games are really hit or miss, IMHO.
Star Wars trilogy: awe to the some
Batman: mediocre
Indiana Jones: pretty terrible
So Pirates? I'm not sure.
Lego Harry Potter is pretty good.
Only Dodger badge I need today: Barajas / Single
I still don't have Urine, but I've gotten at least one for Tarjetas.
WHERE ARE THE SMONK PICTURES ???
hope you get that urethra checked, Mr. C
What's that? Nah, I just have a bladder like a supertanker. Nothing unusual to report.
Obi-wan is dead!
http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html#idc-cover
The demo for Lego SW3 (based on the Clone Wars cartoon) was fuckawful.
Actually, all the Lego games suffered after the introduction of the free-moving building blocks. Those fuckers NEVER go where you want them to!!!
No mo' Kuo?
(gries)
Did the Kuo "announcement" sound ominous to anyone else, or am I just overly suspicious this season because we blow?
What kind of lineup is that?! I'm so LONElY.
Well, that was a fast first inning. Blerg.
That was my first use of "blerg" so I probably f'd it up.
We are going to need runs to back up kuroda tonight...
Strikeout
@LF:
No Loney, No Justice
Barajas double!
Is that Pauly from Goodfellas behind home plate?
Dre with a K. Thanks,guy.
^ Spank:
Perv
@ neeebs-You're the perv.Wanting smonk to give you a lap dance and shit.
Nice swipe tag ,Mitchell.
Mitchell?
(cries)
@Spank: Did you see Smonk's tail? Tell me about it.
@Spank - I spotted an ex-girlfriend sitting behind the plate. I could call her and have her ask the guy if he was in Goodfellas.
Epale everyone!
just passing by to share something funny for Star Wars fans: http://bit.ly/ik5SwY
I'll be back after my Insanity workout
Leadoff single by kemp and we suck it up. Yay. Man left on first.
@ Jason- but wouldn't that phone call be a violation of the restraining order she has against you?
Epale ,karina!
Is Charles Manson instructing aerobics again?
So Kuo is on the DL for an "anxiety disorder."
Um...I experience that on a daily basis. Should I go on the DL or suck it up like I do daily?
Snooze fest in Pittsburgh.
Screw the mohawk talk. This is Pittsburgh, show us some mullets! Or better yet, show us some femullets!
i hope it stays close so i can see Chente in all his awesome sweatiness.
Boooooooooo! damm.
No NoNo
Really, he can't get the last batting title? Freddy Sanchez a few years ago, perhaps?
Hit a homerun,Kemp! Do it for the kids.
Rancho Urineiendo!
I think Pauly got pinched. I don't see him anymore.
That was weak,Urine.
1-0 Doyers
Rancho Urindo
Your spelling was better, Spank
JERRY SANDS IS THE PRESENT OF THIS ORGANIZATION'S INNING!
JERRY SANDS HAS A FUTURE IN THIS ORGANIZATION!!!!
Sands hits a double. Holy shit.He can hit.
2-0
SANDS OF TIME!
Rancho Kurodaiendo awww fuck it
Come on Kuroda, get out of the inning!
KURODA IS THE FUTURE OF THIS ORGANIZATION.
Good work, Kuroda!
Btw I didn't pick up the Barajas badge. Did any of you guys get it?
Why has GameDay crashed in the top of the sixth?
That was cutting it close.
Kuo on the DL with anxiety disorder. Does that make him Kuozy?
I didn't get the Barajas badge either.
Celtics lose.
My heart gets all aflutter whenever Matt takes a walk.
Gah. As someone with anxiety issues, I hope Kuo gets whatever help he needs.
take a cold shower,mr.f.
booooooooooooo
come on sands
Just realized the thread pic is of Penelope Cruz and not Johnny Depp.
Loney comes in as defensive replacement for Mitchell.
(cries)
Nice glove,Loney! Now,whatcha gonna do with that bat,mutt.
Joe Beimel!
Hoo boy, setting this all up for battletoad
Hells Yeah
CHENTE!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweatball
First out, K. Promising.
Memories of Brox.
PGT up!
We Make Sweat Party!!
Eric Collins just said "and the Dodgers, only three games out in the waste...the RACE in the NL West."
Appropriate, no?
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