Chad Billingsley (2-2, 3.91) vs. Josh Collmenter (1-0, 1.29).
Hi, it's the PNC Park Duck again, back after being obliterated by the Great Blogger Friday the 13th Crash. Since my masterful insight from Thursday's Game Thread is gone, I thought I'd pop in and pop off about another pitcher I've never heard of. Josh Collmenter? MLB.com (ducks can use MLB.com!) says this is his first career start after seven relief appearances. Hmmm, a handful of middle relief innings...give him a start...makes sense to me. MLB.com also says Collmenter has a "funky over-the-top delivery." Kind of like William Shatner! Heyo! Still quackin' myself up!
69 comments:
Carroll 6
Miles 4
Ethier 9
Kemp 8
Uribe 5
Loney 3
Barajas 2
Sands 7
Billingsley 1
I'm Josh Commenter!
I'm Jimmy Carl Black, and I'm the Indian of the group.
why isn't Gameday available for the Dodgers game? :(
Epale everyone!
Wotcher, everybody!
WIL SHATNER IS NOT LOGICAL
Pads were losing in Colorado, but came back and it's tied at 7 in the ninth
Giants still suck
Getting the Giants game. Not fun.
On the sofa, Vinny!
Aloha!
What happened to Mary Hart's behind-the-backstop seat?
I think she owns that whole little section.
That was fucking awesone Sillz. Let's see that again.
^Billz
Well, we suck again.
^awesome
^fuck it
I thought the first thing Donnie went over in spring was backing up plays.
Is Collmenter a rookie? He looks 40.
Not fair. Dbags get their own announcer.
He's 25? Are you kidding me? He has more hair on his face than Tevye.
I'm referring to Collmenter, of course.
I want to punch the first guy who said "He's that good" in the face.
The LFP is a ghost town.
I love how Fox goes out of their way to hire the worst voices in the business.
Thomas Lasorda.
What? You say Tim McCarver's not the best voice available? Balderdash. Next thing you'll be telling me is that Kevin Millar is not a strong analyst.
I want to go to a Dodger game and hold up a URINE sign whenever Uribe comes up.
As if these commentators have any idea whether ManU or Barcelona arengoing to win the Champions League?
28th consecutive single for JLo. Pathetic. I don't even have any tears left.
We trust in Rod - come on, man...hit it to the ghost town that is LFP.
I want to punch the balls of whoever thought a Kevin Millar/Chris Rose talk show would be good television.
Or even just television.
Just analyzed the latest data available. Have determined that we .1suck/54%.lame.
Damn, Czar, that was a good one.
If you round up we're playing .500 ball.
Uribe's really a slick fielder, all things considered.
Johnson strikes out a lot.
Remember when Johnson and Ethier were battling for the most home runs in the league? Me neither.
It's time, Jerry. It's time.
Goddammit, Jerry.
45
Can Bills play first between starts?
Will someone bring me some beer? I'll pay you handsomely.
How handsomely? Alec Baldwin handsome or Jon Hamm handsome?
Unfortunately more like Hugh Grant.
Ugh, Hugh Grant handsome? Not worth it.
Equivalent to a six pack of pony Miller Lites, no?
That or a pint of Coors Light.
Take that Coors Light shit back, man.
The Dodgers: Making rookies look like Cy Young since 2010
I stand by what I said.
(cries)
They need to bring the fences in everytime Loney comes up.
LONEY POWER (outage)
That's probably the closest Loney's been to a homer since that one he hit in Coors at the beginning of the year.
D-Bags have only one hit and we're still losing. Hooray,Dodgers!
Can't we score?!
haven't had a Dre day in a while.
This has to be the worst offensive Dodger team since the late 1980's.
DAMMIT!
I want to dry hump a spotted calf now. This is some putrid shit. Embarrassing - on national tv no doubt.
WE ONE-HIT THEM.
AND LOST.
BRAIN...BROKEN.
Remote control also broken. This one was hard to frigging swallow.
(that's what barry zito said)
What time does the game start?
and I got the 69th comment. . .just sayin.
Post-game thread up, sorry for the delay
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