Ted Lilly (3-4, 4.71) vs. Aneury Rodriguez (0-2, 5.72).
The table is set for the Dodgers to win their first clean series in over a month (against the Cubs April 22-24; I'm not counting the four-game series against the Pirates where game 4 was rained out). We're facing the worst team in the National League, the 18-31 Astros. We're rolling with momentum after yesterday's game, won by Jerry Sands' grand salami. And we're facing Rodriguez, winless in his entire career (admittedly, he only has four starts in this, his rookie year). So if we can't win today, I think I'm going to have an Aneurysm.
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Remember the time when Mr. C. claimed to have had a grand salami for lunch?
You should have heard what he had for dessert.
Last night, we all had a grand salami and then Rubbyed one out.
Between Rubby and Javy Ngila, we have hope!
to make party, maybe?
If I was not a Dodger fan I would think you guys were making up these names.
So we have a White Bread,a Guerrier, a Guerra and LHWG's on the team. They should re-name the Doyers, Los Blancos.
With Dioner behind the mound, we could have a Rubby-Tubby battery
Actually, there was a GT where I claimed that hide-the-salami was being played because I missed seeing a grand slam.
Those were the days.
@Spank
I thought the Red Sox were already Los Blancos. Los Blancitos, perhaps?
@ Mr.C
Los Blancos have yet to be taken.The Red Sox are "The Crackers.
Note:I do not condone any kind of racial crap except for joking around,like my avatar.Just saying.
I remember the salami thread. It was around the last time I hid my salami.
Those were the days.
(cries)
*cries*
(*whatever*)
Furcal - SS
Carroll - 2B
Loney - 1B
Kemp - CF
Gibbons - RF
Navarro - C
Sands - LF
Miles - 3B
Lilly - P
That makes sense, move Sands, your hottest hitter, down in the lineup in favor of a blind guy.
And if I keep posting these lineups, my season record will get above .500. Right? Right?!?!
@Mr C: Did you look at the googledocs? I got an entry point to Running Man
Navarro should see some good pitches to strike out on.
Ooh. Rare "invisible variant" Russ Mitchell badge available today!
When he's not starting.
Sloney SB!
Hit a homerun Kemp!
Strikeout Kemp!
FJL walks, and steals--and is stranded on second
@Josh S: I'm happier with the invisible Russ Mitchell variant badge, rather than the foil-stamped badge...although it would be easier to obtain said variant if Mitchell were in the lineup
First fucking pitch from Lilly and the Astros hit a homer.
Shit
Hmmm...do you think they're pitching Kemp away?
One pitch, one run, one in the hole from Lilly!
YAY!
thanks, ted!
I'm really starting to dislike Ted. Sure, he can battle, but he's way easy to hit.
hey, we got out of the first inning!
Awww..Loney is being delicately tended to by the trainer for a scratch on his arm.
is it a flesh wound?
@Sax
Heading to a meeting in 10. I'll check in this afternoon.
J.R. Towles doubles on Towel Day.
hey, we got out of the second inning without conceding a run
Get a hit,Lucky Slevin.
we still have NO HITS against a WINLESS PITCHER
It's cute how you're still surprised by that, Saxy.
Corey Patterson (TOR, double), badge #123!
I swear to freaking god I'm going to rip an innocent bystander's nut sack off if we can't get Blogger to work with mobile Safari.
I will personally bankroll a programmer to do a new, mobile-friendly SoSG site if that's what it takes.
Have you seen that innovative web-based idea-dissemination tool called Ted Balks?
Did Gameday go kapoopie for anyone else?
"Navarro should see some good pitches to strike out on."
That cracked me up, Josh.
My Blogger stopped working with IE. My Dodgers stopped hitting long ago.
Now back to this one.
My GameDay shows we're a collective 1-13, so I'm assuming it's working correctly.
kemp got a hit!
we still have no runs!
Dinner with a bunt hit! OMG!!
Josh,
My Gameday has had meltdown. It just said Dinner just bunted for a basehit.
LOLOLOLOLOL
Stiner last night:
"The Astros lead the league in Rodriguezes."
ha ha aneury, a .147 batter just got a hit off you
Snapage. 2 on one out.This is our first and last opportunity to score if Dinner does not get picked off.
here we go, furkey! two RISP, two out
Someone in the Dodger dugout is talking shit to the ump.
Squandered that one.
Not sure if I understand the badging process, but I think I get a badge if Johnny Damon is conscious for his game.
Hey, they replaced the Mitchell badge with Ethier...
...who also isn't starting today.
Strong throw by Rafa.
still losing 1-0 through five
KEMP HR !!!!!!!!
BISON BOMB!!!!
MATT MASHING!!!
RIHANNA-EX ROMP!!!!
(watch lilly give this all back)
@ Saxy re:Lilly 12:37pm
Boooooooooooooo!
That Kemp guy is good at the baseball.
Bad throw by Sands.I'll give him a break on this one because it would have had to have been one hell of a throw to get Lee.
Actually it wasn't even a bad throw just offline a bit.
Why did we intentionally walk to get to their best hitter?
I just got a badger!!!
Oh, wait. You guys are talking about badges.
Joe Block concurs with me.
That's why I'm not a manager.
Lucky Slevin gets out of that mess unscathed.
Dinner on base again!
*has a heart attack*
Fookal has been great at making the IBB work for the other team.
Come on Fookie, get Lilly a not-so-deserved win!
As if to prove my point. Thank gawd they sat Carroll.
Does anyone else think Furcal was rushed back to the bigs? His batting has that particular odor about it.
Isn't Carrol playing?
Damn, Navarro showing some wheels today.
Dinner is in rare form.
furcal and ackbar, 0-for-4 each, in the 1- and 2-holes
that was Jay Gibbons' last career IBB
Navarro pulls a Dioner.
Oh wait, that's reflexive.
i think i just saw our best chance at winning this game evaporate in front of dioner, like a frosted cupcake in front of dioner
Wow, with Fourcal, Akbar, and the angry midget on the infield, it's surprising the Dodgers have so many runs.
. . .and Javy Ngila was dealing.
jerry grand salami sands, 0-for-4 now
Sands goes penthouse to outhouse in one day.
I thought Loney and Sands were hot. I guess only in games I am unable to watch.
Moving Sands in the lineup was a dumb move.
Blerg.
FUUUUUUUUCK
Armpit status: fucked.
Not only did the Dodgers lose but there are reports Mike Brown is the new coach of the Lakers.
Fuck me in both armpits.
I went for a walk. It's a beautiful day.
Nothing bad happened at all.
(rips own nut sack off)
(cries)
So, despite what the record says, if you drop a series to the worst team in the league, that makes you the worst team in the league, right?
@ Josh
I would think so.
PGT up. Head exploding.
Looks like our line-up today was Matt Kemp and a bunch of nobodies.
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